When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea

do you need all 5 ??

perm any 4 from 5

Great advert, me and my grandson do the dance and sing along
He's 25 now, should know better...No, he's 9 and loves toilet humour

Simplicity creations, way to go, way to go...a close second for favourite ad on TV

WhoGivesacrap brand of toilet tissue missing a trick by not following that ad.

Just imagine being a struggling actor and your agent phones to tell you the 'good' news, you're going to star in a prime time tv advert that will be seen by millions! It will be a good opportunity to put yourself out there and hopefully open the door to further opportunities!

Your mind is racing and you excitedly start quizzing your agent to find out what the part is...

Am I going to be a pilot for a leading airline?

Am I going to be a cool dude driving the newest electric car?

Am I going to an exotic location to advertise a holiday?

Er, not quite, it's more of a musical role...

George

I like to see that old nasal brummy bird sat on a blokes shoulders
at a gig, with her pants full of wee, doesn't leave a mark.

Just rub some Tiger Balm on the belly and forehead or drink a pint of good quality olive oil to flush out the biological gremlin within.

If you didn't need the meds before you saw the ad you would afterwards What a load of c***.

Handy if you have a boil on the back of the neck saddo tbh…

Poultice effect?

AOB would do well to borrow the line to describe one of his star horses. But which one though?

Kyle Walker leading the dance and bum lift

Personal nightmare. People dancing in an advert, and the remote out of reach.