Sadly it's been called off

Have a tug instead .....cheaper...

He is a lucky man.

is this the banning letter from mcdonalds saying you'd only be served with your blow up friend at the drive thru?

Who needs partners? Little blue pill, champagne on ice, box of Kleenex to keep you going all night.

Don't give upGot lucky in a London pub last nightAm so tired can hardly spell - but never give up

What was his name Frogger ?

Kermit?

Green p8rn

At least ya got a box of chocolate to yaself.

Have a tug instead .....cheaper...Thats what he means - he strained his wrist opening his shreddies so can't have his valentines tug.