this forum is gash now,completely gone

surely you have to be off the spectrum to post on here regularly.....every fckr has to be Raymond Babbitt level

Raymond Babbitt is probably a compliment tbf

Brilliant!  One of Dusty’s greatest successes.  “I’m a good driver”! 

this forum is gash now,completely gone

No marks for originality here, chavman, because people have been saying this 2012...Which funnily enough was the year you joined.

No marks for originality here, chavman, because people have been saying this since 2012...Which funnily enough was the year you joined

George seems to be experiencing "technical difficulties"

What are your plans to make it better chavvers

It's not what the forum can do for you, it's what you can do for your forum

JFK
circa 1960

What are your plans to make it better chavvers

strippers on a Sunday for starters

Not sure I want to see the forumites on here stripping thanks chav

craig been awol for mths obv busking in Brixton for xmas money...now comes back woffling sh1te.

top class shoite tbf

If you are thinking of busking, Brixton is not the place to do it

In the unlikely event of anyone chucking a few quid into your hat you will be relieved of it very quickly

I like waffling for breakfast

I think he meant Brixham, he's knocking on a bit now and gets confused easily

now your torquing 

Then only thing to save the "forum" is for Chav to get regularly smashed again on the Bow and entertain us all with us tales of holes and goals.

I shall light the fire, warm toats toasties afoot, my warming pint of "Old Crafty Hen" in my Jiddlers Tipple pint glass...


Chav.....The forum awaits your splendour

its impossible to get inebriatoxificated on strongbow

not because its weak, though it is, but that it is undrinkable sh1te that has never been near an apple

thatchers gold is the latest tipple,although I wont be partaking tonight, I'm f ucked from a load of firebird pale ale. I got given a box of it from a labour supplier and I poisoned myself last night (5.5% lovely)

Try Westons 8.2, although it does have other versions but the price is similar

Robust is a good description but it is unwise to consume more than 68 bottles in one sitting

Not tried Firebird

that stuff gives me a headache and makes me want to p1ss.......i can usually smash 12-14 thatchers without a toilet visit

chavvers is back

12/14 Thatchers and i would def need a toilet visit and probably a change of underwear.

you probably sit down for a p1ss as well

forums top 4 clowns all in this fred.

bellissimo.

Chavvers, all drunk men, and those over a certain age,
should sit down for a plss, if they had to clean the
toilet bowl sides and the floor, they would.
Merry Christmas pal.

at home i always sit down to pi$$.

Me too, it takes forever, might as well sit and enjoy it.

Stand and lean.

Stand closer.

It is not as long as you think it is.

hiff ewe stand to pi$$ at home over time it sprays al ower the sides and the stink bilds up.

#fact.

top 5 now you joined in

which 2 get left out?

I normally leave a little splash or pool at the front of the khazi but wipe it with my sock, problem solved.

witch foot?

either...got some thick wooly socks for indoors...I alternate feet

You dont live with a Bird and wipe up your own p1ss

Going back to the original point, having read some of this thread, it's hardly surprising, is it? Page after page of mindless drivel, interlaced with the forum bully's teediuss, limpp an infuntyle atemps at hyoomor. Funny as a burning orphanage Rico.

Going back to the original point, having read some of this thread, it's hardly surprising, is it? Page after page of mindless drivel, interlaced with the forum bully's teediuss, limpp an infuntyle atemps at hyoomor. Funny as a burning orphanage Rico.

Aye sits oan The Forum on Christmas Day but wont post because he wants everybody tay think he has a life tsdc.