David 'Farty' Loch back in 2026

Still thinking about getting one of those Locky "feel good" Desktop Calculators.

Apparently you can punch in -£200 x 365 and it's been programmed to say you've won a cup of coffee!

betting ring captions should be " sorry mate, no coins"

Sounds like a variation on a Fewjitsu/Horeyezon Post Office p.c. T.M.

26 for me will be all about stats rider,trainer,racecourse etc….

Who/which is worth following…..

David Loch..more cisterns than b&Q plumbing dept.

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Pretty sad that the Forums biggest loser and shyster is reduced to trolling to garner attention Quixall but hope you don't feel flattered, I am sure you don't tbh,btw,tbf,imo!!!

Lol I couldn’t give a toss tbh……

More to worry about in life tbh….

You enter a forum be prepared for all sorts …..

I don’t do huff……I leave that to the silly people tbh…

Where’s Rico? Surely a Liverpool thread should’ve been started by now!

Probably busy banking Kenbo, sorry the b should have been a w but could not be bothered going back to change it!!

We all need a hobby and that’s a nice cheap one!

Bad for the eyesight though allegedly, confirmed his was bad at Leicester btw.

Not often I would mention one so short but hope it will help Quixall, Woodhay Whisper, in here as a 3 yo but only two months to her actual birthday on 6th Feb. Sold form and in form stable well worth a punt imvho. GL

26 will be the year of the stats……

Statins!!

s.kenbo 06 Dec 25 19:31 
Where’s Rico? Surely a Liverpool thread should’ve been started by now!

jussed scene result

CagliariG 06 Dec 25 19:53 
Not often I would mention one so short but hope it will help Quixall, Woodhay Whisper, in here as a 3 yo but only two months to her actual birthday on 6th Feb. Sold form and in form stable well worth a punt imvho. GL

pre race abso fckn hopeless...post race brillaint...#walofs

Take you on any time shafter?

Back in the UK 17th Dec so meet up?

£300 win Alakan shafter @ 5/2. Care to match it?

Pe race?

Tampa btw, first US bets for a long time btw so maybe rusty and your chance?

Nice colours!!

Stuffed shafter but proof if needed, want to meet Tony and compare when I come over?

nuther fantasy $300 up the swannee tobymugs...



or as ewe say #stuffed    ydc

CagliariG 06 Dec 25 19:53
Not often I would mention one so short but hope it will help Quixall, Woodhay Whisper, in here as a 3 yo but only two months to her actual birthday on 6th Feb. Sold form and in form stable well worth a punt imvho. GL

CagliariG 06 Dec 25 22:01 
£300 win Alakan shafter @ 5/2. Care to match it?

pmsl #wac

Fantasy shafter, like you?

£850 win  Warlord at Turfway, first time on the track!!!

All can be proofed win or lose unlike your fakes!!

You are all welcome to benefit from my staying up late, shame shafter did not have a bean to bet!!!

Do you prefer.....nailed on first 4 @1/100  (5 runners) carn't sea it nort corlecting byan munney and then doing your small nuts?

You have gone Quite shafter, ended with a small profit for me, PRE race posted on here? However several interested parties interested in meeting you with a £5K cheque which you owe, make it out for 1/2 Blesma and half SSAFA, 2 cheques before you get clever btw.

Can we collect and have a photo opportunity around the 17th? Tony will confirm if he can attend by the 15th.

Turfway

Sign of desperation soldier imv….

Glen, like Mart and Stew, has mythical friends he uses as cover for betting all over the world. They think this makes them appear shrewd instead of compulsive. I believe Glens fictitious American one is The Filly From Philly. Beats The Famous Five imo!

He’s all cheek Kenbo….obviously a dram too much….

punters lounge everyday betting scores on 5/2 ew...now having £850 wins thousands of miles away...

Hey Rico, why don't you just meet up with him?

He's coming over on the 17th and there's racing at Newcastle (twilight meeting) that night.  If not that one then there's another twilight meeting at Newcastle on the 19th.

As a last resort, there's always the meeting on Sunday, 21st Dec 2025 at Cag's favourite course, Fakenham.....

Who the fook is Tony ?

Who is Tony ?

Been moderated

His hero the lizard……some people have heroes and get all goo goo……cheap @rgasm…..

i try to avoid clowns , T2R.

knott mutch from Dave in 2026..

Too busy burrowing.......bishop

is he a giver fred?

Doing ok since the laying was binned tbh…..

How i ever got involved laying on here …..

enni poof?

I’ll post the link one day……

"This time next year" as Del Boy used to say

Just remembered about this thread ffs

Long live DAVID LOCHY

formoftheace 21 Jan 26 22:29 
I’ll poke the pink one day……

GP @ GMT   21 Jan 26   14:25  Joined: 21 Jul 25 | Topic/replies: 19 | Blogger: GP @ GMT's blog

I can't help but wonder if the attention-seeking deliberate misspellings, in particular deliberate misspellings of male genitalia and regular references to snickers launchers and glory holes, are signs that he may be suffering from coprographia.

What is Coprographia?

Involuntary urge:
Just like other tics, coprographia involves an uncontrollable urge to write specific words or phrases, often obscenities or socially inappropriate content.

chicanery.

Nothing wrong with a little humour…..Barker one of my favourites

ty Dave.

I've been crying such a long time
With such a lot of pain in every tear
What's another year?
What's another year?
What's another year?

Labour Party anthem?

daves reform anthem.

March 28th…..proper racing……chipping away….

Decided to block the silly one from my thread……two in decades is not bad tbf.

"silly one" doesn't narrow it down much?

Ironhead……

Too much venom…..multi faces…..

Best to make him disappear

ok, id not really noticed him post that much aside from the odd comment,

if it means anything i'd not get too worried, you handle it pretty well whether banter or insult, personally i think you set yourself up for it maybe on purpose, but are playing fairly straight, don't have you down as a bull%hitter

Certainly not worried lol just find him like toothache……unfortunately I’ve noticed when you block an individual their name still appears but hides the post.I thought it would be wiped out…..

no, it just means you can't read their input, everyone else still can, it's a bit pointless

Feel like a grass blocking someone lol,not usually my style tbh…..

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Swad….hope the greyhounds are treating you well…

doubt theres more than one ironman acey. hard to hide that avalanche of orribleness

a forumite loser blocked me but another poster copied what i posted and stuck it up so the blocker couldnt avoid it. made me laff anyway

even more ridic is someone saying theyve blocked, but dont. what sort of twerp would do that? leafy

formoftheace • February 8, 2026 12:12 PM GMT
Feel like a grass blocking someone lol,not usually my style tbh…..


But,the moron claims to have done so on another thread

March 28th…..” I’ll be back “…….

wd dave.

Having rated the reply I have to decide if clicking on 'Block user' will be worth it. 

Think I'll plump for the other option.

Breaking news......[color]We have a new leader..

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Breaking news......We have a new leader..

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09/02/26	Rico-Dangleflaps	07/09/18	2,712	49,688	18.3   (Most used word - Mandingo)

formoftheace 17 Feb 26 20:58 
January a loss,February showing profit….


🥳 OR 🤥

march 🤔

Probably Shelf Stacking

March profits

Unsubstantiated,of course

fárty discombobulating.

ttt

Blooter ¡

knott mutch ackshun from the petrol salesman.

Why you such a bully?

Were you ever the dustbin lid that got bent in the greenhouse in SCUM?

Now,now Delbert,you have almost been behaving yourself lately (for an autistic loon)

ewe karnt bully an anonnymuss name in a forum in cyberspace ya sill leak húnt.

its called tekking the pi$$...hime a grade A exponent.

You're technically wrong there Rico.
Cyber bullying, even if anonymous can be considered worse given the lack of inhibition demonstrated by the Perp.
Thankfully, there is the 'iggy' button provided by TES Global to ameliorate the effect.
Banter is fine.

since wen khan ewe bully a name in a forum? do they feel pain?

How many threads does a numpty need to take the berty out of one person?

the forum window licker appears..

⯎  AI Overview

RDR (Rico's Daily Ritual) is a conscious, consistent act of self-care or intentionality (comprising of resurrecting seven, eleven & fifteen year-old Horse Racing Forum topics, insulting fellow Forum users with references to male genitalia and other obscenities or simply socially inappropriate content) that transforms mundane habits into meaningful moments to reduce stress and foster mindfulness.

Talk about being spoilt for choice when posting a reply...

T2R^

an ode to lochy.

What's another year
To someone who's lost everything that he owns?
What's another year
To someone who's getting used to being alone?

I've been losing such a long time
With such a lot of pain in every year
What's another year?
What's another year?
What's another year?