How Would You Mugs Lke A 11-8 Winner...

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very acute t2r

poncho loves us really.  Hates to be ignored so we keep him company.  It’s called being neighbourly.

No, it’s not a acute at all swiftly, my phone is a Luxembourg
Phone number, but good spot TR

i didn't say it was.

No you didnt, but TR spotted thé thé French text

I sort of get the impression, if I met
Most of you in real life, I’m not sure I’d give
You the time of day ??

That statement would almost certainly reciprocated for most on here,poncho

I’m beginning to get impression Irons, not sure there’s many on
Here, actually have a f***inf job

ponchoslament 29 Oct 25 16:51 
Oh Horacio has appeared thé 18 h/cap chopper
All we need now is whack jacko , with his dead horse
Algorithm Grin



I play off of 15 ponch....I play approx once a month. i would love to be better but its a tough old game. Remind me of your handicap please?

1.01 you won't see a number or a mention of a handicap from here until eternity

Be honest with your self mind, no need to impress an "unimpressable" forum.

HoratioNelson 29 Oct 25 16:40 
Rico......go strum yaself Laugh



Rico....apologies....I read Horatio instead of Honcho.


Feel free to strum away mind either way

Well as you have admitted you play off 15, you are clearly not
Qualified to speak about golf, and you have clearly demonstrated you know ***k all about
Racing either, can I ask you a question, do you actually have a ****ing job ??

rétards al ower ear.

1.01 you won't see a number or a mention of a handicap from here until eternity Cry

I play at the grand ducal at nideranven , senningerberg, it’s right beside the airport, I also play at golf du Luxembourg
At belanhoff, and my playing h/cap is 0.6

In the Uk, I play at brocket hall, and Welwyn garden city.
Faldo’s course

Do you possess a lemon v neck with golf clubs on poncho ?

“Faldo’s course”.  Can’t help namedropping. 
Would that be the Faldo who waited until AFTER Lyle stuffed him to complain about him having put tape on his putter head to stop the sun glare?
THE Faldo who was happy for his supporters to through his through the green ball back over three or four rows of spectators and onto the green to beat Graham Marsh at Wentworth?
That Faldo?
Do you cheat like him too ?

Oh ffs, you are failed human being, you on benefits, which I and
Working wil are paying for, you’re paid what your worth, which is
Probably a 100 quid a week, you are a total abject, a gentic *** k up

ponch.

To clarify "you play off of 15 so are clearly not qualified to talk about golf"....... That is quite the statement.

Where you play or what handicap you are has little impact on a golfing opinion?

Have you ever sat on a horse or ridden a horse in race?

May I assume you have never driven a Formula 1 Car?

Ever played Rugby to any standard?

Cricket.....ever had any trials for a County team?

Highest break in snooker?

Tennis to any standard?

On the grounds you type like you are thick as a melon I'll allow you leeway you deserve.

I play off 15. My local course is Westerham. Give me the 8 shots of the 15 you are supposedly better than me and we can have a game. On me.

Do you have the balls?

My money says you'd shat your hole.

Oh ffs , stfuydc, you complete idiot brain

As I thought.... shat his hole and illiterate. Why even bother posting. Surely you would clean the floor with me only giving me 8?

Clown

Jesus, I couldn’t even imagine giving you the time of ****ing day
Let alone having to spend 4 hours on a Golf course with you

Let me you a question, do you  have a job ?!

Are you employed, are you even employable ?

Go on you bell end, tell me what you do for a living,
And I’ll write you ****ing life story for ya

Yeah, I’m on benefits which I have paid for after working my rss off to pay for your benefits.  You are a charming man and it is always a delight to correspond with you. 
You are, don’t be in any doubt.  We all love you on here. 

You are a complete ****ing waster, you’re living on benefits
You know **** All about anything, nothing. Please correct me if
I’ve got anything wrong?? Feel free to correct me ???

You’re right.  Best wishes,………………from Wales.

Go on then, tell me what me what do for a living ?? Go on
WTF to you do ??

Is there any need for your senseless insults towards those that hold a different point of view,poncho?

Yeah there is, they are **** ing idiots, clueless unemployed
****ing idiots, posting carp all day and night on here.

I’m supposed to read the insults, am I, and not
Reply??

It is always better to beat a poster by exposing the fault in their thinking,imo.
Not that I have ever insulted anyone

I play at the grand ducal at nideranven , senningerberg, it’s right beside the airport, I also play at golf du Luxembourg
At belanhoff, and my playing h/cap is 0.6

Since you asked me to join in I accept your invitation you previously stated that you were 45 years in horse racing so let's say are in your mid 50s being generous.

Are you actually trying to state that you are practically a scratch golfer will you go away to fk u are a seriously deluded human I would love to meet you on the street genuinely

Now,now,whacko,you are unlikely to spread peace and harmony,are you

Oh here we go, another **** wit, thick ***k
A Self confessed criminal, got 8 years in the nick,
For a first offence eh, I bet you’re a right success story too??
WTF did they lock up for, you neglected to say ???

What did they lock you you for ??  Whacko jacko

Won a golf tournament playing of 18 whilst my true handicap was 0.6

Jesus, you have the IQ of a *****d

What did they give you 8 years for ??

None of your business poncho or anybody else's

Yeah it is, hé made it my business when he posted it
By his own admission, he’s a serious ****ing criminal
And he’s Spouting out carp on here, he’s got some ****ing gob on him,  what has hé to hide ??

Could be a ***ce for all I know

Just so you fully understand i consider myself a complete success story today .To the outside
World i lived a highly successful fulfill life for 15 years then in the blink of an eye i lost everything my dignity, reputation and freedom. Now today I have 2 young children (which for 20 years I was medically told wasn't going to happen) along with a 20 year younger wife living in my own house so yeah I take that as a huge success story today.

Useruptheirons • October 29, 2025 9:42 PM GMT
It is always better to beat a poster by exposing the fault in their thinking,imo

I agree 100%

I already stated it was white collar crime and I received a totally unexpected severe sentence thankfully the Irish prison service treat all first time offenders with an element of trust and its up to the prisoners to make the best of the opportunities they are given which I duly did and as a result served 3 years in total half of which was in an open prison

totally unexpected severe sentence

suprised at that,as a barrister representing ewe in a crown court will always give you a worst case scenario.

Yeah, so say say, well you could start by ****ing
Behaving yourself on here, and stop posting

Carp, 8 yesrs, done 3, 15 months in an open prison
Walofs, I wouldn’t believe a word out of your ****ing rot

Who did you defraud then, old lady’s ??
There’s white collar criminals over there, getting
Less for nicking millions, and they don’t get out
After 15 months ?? Why didn’t you appeal the severity??

I take it you pleaded guilty then?? Which woukd
Of gave you 30% off, what you would have got ??

What happened to your victims, did you pay them back ??

How many lives did you ruin ?? For this white collar crime ??

Pheck me Poncho, have you been on the lash ??   Asking more questions than Bamber Gasgoine.

Yeah, most of the day, could you tell ?? grin:]
I just get a pain in my ***k, dealing with ****ing idiots

Let tgem have both ****ing barrels

This ****ing idiot, has a dead horse algorithm, a DHA ffs, I try to
Swerve him, but he keeps popping up, gobbing off

I notice he’s gone silent now ??

Anyway, ive ad enough, goin to get some spatchka
Got a banging head ache

Perhaps he decided that talking to a moron would be a fruitless pursuit

This post went slightly off-topic

Acey would send JP skint

3 years was the expected Rico 10 was the max

No lives ruined muppett except my family at the time

What a thread this is.  Poncho is quite magnificent entertainment.  Oscar material.

105 new messages you boys have been busy....Rinderketch Wins the first set then completely bottles it...He is nuthin but a two bob C**T.

You're projecting acey

some major some my dad is bigger than yours on here

reading the posts of poncho and honcho was like watching a game of tennis ,then jacko puts his balls in the court just need another one in to make it a mixed doubles !

nothing close since mart won the 100m at the edinburgh commonwealth games

Aye and he was blind folded and had his hands tied behind his back

wheelbarrowing his brother

He still posts on FB, mainly news articles

they should let him back

Could've slipped back in April unnoticed.

he'd be giving rory mcilroy a 2 shot head start per hole and playing with a hockey stick so he's not on this thread

FOYLESWAR.  11.59.   

Jacko2017 29 Oct 25 21:50 
I play at the grand ducal at nideranven , senningerberg, it’s right beside the airport, I also play at golf du Luxembourg
At belanhoff, and my playing h/cap is 0.6

Since you asked me to join in I accept your invitation you previously stated that you were 45 years in horse racing so let's say are in your mid 50s being generous.

Are you actually trying to state that you are practically a scratch golfer will you go away to fk u are a seriously deluded human I would love to meet you on the street genuinely


poncho.....one of lifes living legends....Playing off 0.6 in his 60's......and the hits just keep on coming


What an embarrassment

He has some sweet spot.  Well hidden away that’s for sure. 

He should be on about the 16th now.  Gets dark at 5 now.
Wonder if he tees it far left so he use a tee for his second shot, unseen?
Asking for a friend. 

Golf has to be the only sport where people believe they are better than they actually are....If i  said I play off 1 would anyone give two shats....highly unlikely.

ponchos life is clearly so bleak he believes that as a scratch golfer (quickly google two relatively courses a few may not have heard of) he may gain some kind of kudos on here, yet forgets he has already given his approximate age away, most likely being on the sixties. The only thing he has approaching is a Freedom Pass ffs.

acey deucy 28 Oct 25 22:40 
Betting on tennis is a mugs game like i keep saying so Arthur Rinderketchup to beat Valentin Vacherot in Tomorrows Paris Masters Tennis Tournament Tomorrow at 10.A.M.....I dont have funds so unfortunately wont be betting myself but Lump on at 11-8 and dont forget to thank me.

Thank ewe.

Any 1.01's for us today freako?

those sock suspnders on Horatio  in the 3 golfers pic wonder if they have have the same effect on the ladies as stockings and sussies have on blokes ,must get meself some can see em driving the ladies wild !

You’d never catch me white shoes.    Very good!

Shall we invite poncho to join us in a truce, a cessation, a peaceful post-round future? 
I’m a faithful!

If he can prove to me he plays off 0.6........sure.

Otherwise the daft old codger can do one.

I think you only have to return three medal cards to stay within the handicap system, annually.  At least that’s how it used to work in Wales.  Theoretically possible that someone can thus protect their handicap that way.  I don’t mind what his handicap is if he would just stop being so thoroughly unpleasant.  It brings out the worst in me.

He doesn't bother me in the slightest LH....I just cant stand liars

I'm currently 9.2 but I can see that going up unless I sort my driver out.

To be low single figures JV you have to either be exceptionally talented or have the ability to play at least twice a week as well as range sessions and possibly lessons or coaching.

It's no different to a couch potatoe saying he can do the marathon in sub 2.5 hours. It's just BS and nothing else.

Like I said yesterday for some reason golfers get a hard on for saying their handicap is "x" whilst when they play it's normally double that if not more.

A mate of mine who was similar to my standard always gave his handicap as lower for kudos and then wondered why he never won a club comp or alike.

The eyes always win at golf. You can't BS your way around a golf course.

I would also love to know how many golfers out there are playing off of 0.6 and also have free travel on buses.

Best advice given to me JV....forget kit and equipment, get a lesson.
A lesson I should have heeded years ago but didn't....and that is why I am bang average at golf.

Very true.  But you still enjoy it Horatio and that’s what matters. And I bet the competition in your regular four ball is mega! 

Still do LH. I think most golfers forget how bloody hard the game is. I try to enjoy the good shots and not get peed off with the bad. It's all about banter with mates and a few drinks after. Always a giggle good or bad

Never gone lower than an 80...needed par on the 18th at Chelsfield Lakes for a 79...3 putted

You have my sympathy.  I needed a five at the last to win a nice, sought after handicap comp.  Tightened up like a god-knows-what and put two tee shots o.o.b.
I’d never seen balls go like boomerangs before.  Got the five but with four pens.,…………..added.  . At least old Freddie won it! 

Killer LH.....happens to us all.....well, nearly all