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surely cant make it run better, am i stupid or
thats what they "put em to sleep", on ! euthanaze drug |
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Pain killers...hallucinogenic?
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a stopper drug, not sure there's much use of that nowadays, jockeys are quite capable.
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Used in date rape apparently..
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Good for depressed horses.
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Most of my horse selections run as if they are depressed
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A ketamine once got run over by a car.
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I took it to vet's and he said "is it a tom"
I said "ney, it's artsede in a basket" Old Wigan joke. |
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Good one though. Did you nick it from Yorkshire or did they nick it from you?
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Still trying to work it out myself..
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So the first time I took ketamine, I thought it was cocaine
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A Yorkshire woman reckons they were the first to make haggis.
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I've just met a Chinese drug addict. He said, "Have you seen My Cocaine"..? I said, "No. Not since he starred in Zulu"..
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Whatcha wa.? Chicken curry, fried rice please. No! No! Watch a wa - wet paint!
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Did you go back for more Johnny?
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Barstool
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A friend of mine was sitting at the bus stop
One day, he had no arms or legs, the bus pulled up Driver opened the doors, and said Alright mate, how you getting on |
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So funny. What a barrel of laughs you are.
Keep them coming. We’re all laughing like drains. |
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Asta any Bisto?
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Yeah, and you have the monopoly on boring, no, you
Probably own the rights. You are not that punter at the bus stop Are you?? Would explain why you are a **** golfer ?? |
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I just watched Dick Emery today. Did you play Bovver Boy.?
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In an attempt to improve standards, BBC bosses have
announced that the next series of MasterChef will be hosted by Axel Rudakubana & Ian Huntly Sic |
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Ditto, Johnny!
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Ketamine fuels world chainsaw champion Elon Musk.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/30/elon-musk-trump-drug-use |
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Thanks Ramruma he was clearly on something whilst on tv
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zCWaW2hCrwg https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y2Rh6HGE6S8 Scary he’s in his own little world, Shitler liked a pill or two too! |