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14 Jun 25
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Arise Sir David Beckham for services to tattoo artists and grovelling b@stards everywhere.
Also Sir Roger Daltrey for services to microphone twirlers and Salmon farming.
Actor Sir Gary Oldman for pretending to be somebody else.
Don't mind Dame Elaine Paige so much, wonderful singer and for saving material on posh frocks.
Perhaps Rebecca Loos should have become a Dame for services to Pig breeders and grovelling b@stards.
Also Sir Roger Daltrey for services to microphone twirlers and Salmon farming.
Actor Sir Gary Oldman for pretending to be somebody else.
Don't mind Dame Elaine Paige so much, wonderful singer and for saving material on posh frocks.
Perhaps Rebecca Loos should have become a Dame for services to Pig breeders and grovelling b@stards.
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Superb !
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Luke Littler for services to the kebab industry
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Should have disqualified Beckham purely on the basis of those horrendous Stella Artois ads that are unavoidable now.
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Rachel Reeves should be on the list for discovering a £22 million black hole.
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They don't come cheap. The taxpayer has no money so you have to buy them now.
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Now,now Captain.
Sir David clearly needs the money for more tattoos |
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Jimmy and Rolf got honours,so its who you know with a couple of extras thrown in..
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same thinking
went to grandsons football presentation today about 20 teams, 20 coaches trophy each then 3 player of yr most improved player of yr coaches player of yr for every team picked by teams coach I,M SPONSORING A NEW TROPHY NEXT SEASON GIVEN TO ANY COACH WHO CAN RESIST GIVING HIS SON DAUGHTER ONE OF THE 3 INDIVIDUAL TROPHY I,D BE TAKING IT HOME TONIGHT BECAUSE NO ONE OUT OF 20 COACHES COULD RESIST, there,d be no chance of my grandson winning one if I was coach because he,d have to be 3 times better than his team mates before I,d even consider it,and I,d explain to him why, THEY HAVE NO SHAME, EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES,200 ADULTS NUDGING EACH OTHER AND LAUGHING  |
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I think Beckham is misplaced. A knighthood? What the heck it it for? Maybe he's the King's ears.
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