A Day At The Races

Harpo was always lost for words imo.

.... he will be now if he bet the 2/11 favourite. A farce of a race turned into a FLAT race. The game stinks.

Just one race TMM, don't let it get to you.

I stuck it in with my football treble stewarts. It`s called GREED. Bust already.

... actually, Harpo Marx wasn`t mute in real life. He was hopeless at remembering his lines as an actor, so Groucho came up with genius idea of making his character dumb in the movies!

.... not a lot of people know that.

A good whistler though, loved the marx brothers especially groucho with his one liners.

Yip, they were great stewarts. Real stars and very talented musicians. Chico was top bill at the Kings Theatre in Glasgow many moons ago. I only know that because my parents were there and I recently sold the original programme on ebay for just under 100 quid top bid. I was quite surprised it went for a ton.

There were a couple of pubs in Hope Street, where the Evening Times are located, called the Rufus T Firefly and Otis B Driftwood.

Might still be there but I honestly don`t know.

" you need to sign the sanity clause " ....." ah , you can't kid me ...there aint no sanity claus " ....epic line .

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

Steven Astaire named a few horses after Groucho characters including Rufus T Firefly. Unfortunately, none of them turned out to be much good.

Groucho .....I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an a exception!

remember men you are fighting for the woman's honour ,which is probably more than she ever did !

good sex is like a game of bridge if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand !

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx


  That was Starmer Acey, or any politician come to that.!

May 20, 2025 -- 9:32PM, differentdrum wrote:

Steven Astaire named a few horses after Groucho characters including Rufus T Firefly. Unfortunately, none of them turned out to be much good.

One of them’s my username!

Hackenbush phone call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icq2KvONMPA

FOYLESWAR 20 May 25 21:36 
Groucho .....I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an an exception!

Lol

Grouchy when asked by a big woman to dance said "Madam, I'll dance with you till the cows come home", glancing up at her face says," On second thoughts,I'll dance with the cows until you come home."

Joan rivers ..when I see a jogger smiling I'll consider it !

Bob hope ...a bank is a place that will only lend you money if you can prove you don't need it !

Superb humour..

Ken Dodd….the Liverpool people do their thing for the planet….unleaded churches….ffs that made me chuckle…

Albert Einstein ....2 things are infinite .the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe !

before you marry someone you should make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are ! will Ferrell !

the problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other peoples money......Maggie thatcher !