It’s bad when the best race today at Musselburgh was the corgi dog race

A pathetic load of shi t. Certain people filling their boots; miracle results. There's no shame in this game. None.

did the queen have a runner?

Aye, was in the coffin box

Muchh Doon in run?

Naturally I was on large with the winner being easy to pick, being a four year old from a local yard, had been given the fresh crop so less drag and it’s tiny feet looked ideal for the quick going.