And screamed at the top of my voice,welcome to Glastonbury, The Librarian phoned the police,who steamed in and unplugged the sound system,a spark flew off the amp,set fire to the books .
Burnt the library to the ground.
Cheltenham football club held a charity match to raise funds to rebuild it,the Irish turned up,demanded to keep score under G.A.A rules.
No one knew what the **** was happening, it was 3 over 2under to 2.
Betfair didn’t bet on it cos they got the wrong day.