Top Ten Terms for Haemorrhoids

I'm sure there must be an Irish maiden hurdler called 'Haemorrhoids' (probably pronounced Heefers). Always trundling around in the rear.

Kier starmers

grapes

I was hoping that the old guards of this gaff would not encourage this Dross

@rse bollocks

Johnny (Giles)
River (Niles)
Nautical (miles)
Tate and Lyles
Belinda (Carlisles)
Sieg hiels...

Used to be a cartoon strip in VIZ... Nobby's piles
Lots of antics always involving his chalfonts getting squeezed in a comical way

Jeremy (Kyles)

Oisin Murphy - His Anus is Hurty

And He's Awfully Thirsty

Scilly Isles.

Nurembergs (trials not rallies)

The grapes of wrath. It won the Pileitzer prize.

"That's the last time I ride Pyledriver."

Mate of mine told me to smear tea leaves all over mine to cure them, didn't do any good.

When I finally went to the quack he took one look and said that he couldn't do anything for my piles but that I would be going on a long journey!!

Haemorrhoids? I thought he was pished