How many winners did Oisin miss out on today?

Apparently Oisin was "unwell"?


https://www.racingpost.com/news/britain/oisin-murphy-reported-to-bha-head-office-after-failing-to-arrive-at-kempton-when-due-to-provide-breath-sample-aiwSx8F18wSY/

That doesn't look good

Is it just a test for alcohol?

If so, maybe a mouthwash would have done it.

So the jockeys are warned well in advance about the breath test?

It's not a case of someone turning up unexpectedly in the weighing room with a breathalyzer and saying...

Gis a few p uffs into that please, pal

I didn't think they were George but I was told that KF seemed  to know when they were coming when he was riding.
You would have thought that spot checks any course on any day would be the way to go

Ah, I see dealer, so possibly a tip off to jockeys?

He was being tipped off by someone George. You might well be right  with that assumption

OM is getting a lot of rides from A.Balding,brother of famous BBC journalist Clare Balding.

A lot of BBC "journalists" are actually gay.

You might be asking,what's this got to do with anything.

Answer:I didn't say it was.

But,interesting anyway.

I can understand how it happens, the constant fight with the weight must grind them down.

Oisín Murphy
@oismurphy
I’ve noticed blood in my breeches at the races recently and have needed to change numerous times. This morning I noticed more blood than I’d seen before.  I’ve got haemorrhoids. I’m fine and I’ll be back riding tomorrow.

Jeez

Once a pi$$head always a pi$$head(allegedly)

piles bleeding today...

piles fine the morra.

Aug 12, 2024 -- 8:32PM, Rico-Dangleflaps wrote:

piles bleeding today...piles fine the morra.

That cream must work wonders

According to The Sun, Murphy's  'under observation in hospital'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/29836788/oisin-murphy-under-observation-hospital/

The planet is jussed a cesspit of deception and media induced rubbish..cant believe a word of anything.

Just to recap...

Murphy was due to be breath tested at Kempton but didn't show up because his piles have been bleeding. The stewards have referred the matter to the BHA. The Sun reports that Murphy is in hospital under observation. Trainer Andrew Balding thinks Murphy will be fine to ride tomorrow, and Murphy himself has tweeted that he'll be back riding tomorrow.

See, it all makes perfect sense.

polygraph required.

Please not a photograph.

That cream must work wonders

should you ever need to, it's pronounced ah noose all, according to the tv.

Well,all that b***ry,not surprising he's bleeding.

A couple of seasons ago he was riding a horse for Balding that won, amongst other races, the Coronation stakes and Sussex stakes

The horse was called Alcohol Free...!