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Wow....how much more must Gambling be costing for it to be subject to stringent checks and the other subject to fook all checks.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/may/17/27bn-a-year-spent-in-england-on-harm-done-by-alcohol-study-finds
https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/may/17/27bn-a-year-spent-in-england-on-harm-done-by-alcohol-study-finds
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27B sounds a lot, wonder what the breakdown of costs are?
alcohol abuse costs what ? ...not factored in the tax revenues brought in by selling the stuff !
sparrow • May 18, 2024 7:43 PM BST
Not surprising when you think about it.
Not surprised at all.
A minibus or two full of hardened drinkers and dedicated racing fans/punters from Ireland changes the balance of both countries every year! Cheltenham Festival is the highlight of my year.
Not surprising when you think about it.
Not surprised at all.
A minibus or two full of hardened drinkers and dedicated racing fans/punters from Ireland changes the balance of both countries every year! Cheltenham Festival is the highlight of my year.
Race Report: The Great Alcohol Stakes at the 2025 Cheltenham Festival!
Byeline - Ms. Flibble
Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round and grab your pint glasses because the most anticipated event of the year is upon us—the annual Alcohol Competition at the 2025 Cheltenham Festival! It's not just the horses racing today; the chancellors of Ireland and the UK are neck-and-neck, watching the balance of payments charts like hawks to see who will take home the title in this epic booze-fueled showdown!
As we dive into the action, it's clear that both countries have brought their A-game. In the early rounds, it was Ireland’s smooth, velvety stouts against the UK's crisp, refreshing ales. Every sip was scrutinized, every pint was pored over (quite literally). The balance of payments charts were already starting to tip as the day wore on.
By midday, the scene was nothing short of electric. Paddy O'Malley, our Irish Chancellor, was spotted nervously fiddling with a shamrock-shaped calculator, while across the way, Nigel McBrew, the UK Chancellor, was furiously refreshing his balance sheets on a Union Jack-themed laptop. The tension was palpable, folks!
As the afternoon unfolded, the competition intensified. Reports from the ground revealed that the Guinness consumption had reached record levels on the Irish side, while the British were making an impressive showing with their gin and tonic exports. The balance of payments charts were seesawing back and forth like a particularly tipsy leprechaun on a pogo stick.
And now, as we approach the final stretch, it's anyone's guess who will claim the crown. The last rounds are being poured, and the crowds are on tenterhooks. Both chancellors are leaning in, eyes glued to their screens, as the numbers roll in. Will it be a photo finish? Will a single pint tip the scales? The suspense is unbearable!
In the final moments, the screens flash with new data. A gasp ripples through the crowd. Could it be? The UK appears to have edged just slightly ahead with a massive surge in cider exports! But wait—no! Ireland fires back with an astonishing spike in whiskey consumption! The balance of payments charts are quivering, teetering on the brink!
And there it is, folks! The final numbers are in, but they're so close that we might need a photo finish to determine the winner. The judges are deliberating, the crowd is buzzing, and both chancellors are poised to claim victory.
Stay tuned for the final verdict, and in the meantime, keep those pints flowing! After all, in the end, isn't everyone a winner when it comes to enjoying the best brews from across the Celtic Isles?
Sláinte and cheers to all!
Byeline - Ms. Flibble
Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round and grab your pint glasses because the most anticipated event of the year is upon us—the annual Alcohol Competition at the 2025 Cheltenham Festival! It's not just the horses racing today; the chancellors of Ireland and the UK are neck-and-neck, watching the balance of payments charts like hawks to see who will take home the title in this epic booze-fueled showdown!
As we dive into the action, it's clear that both countries have brought their A-game. In the early rounds, it was Ireland’s smooth, velvety stouts against the UK's crisp, refreshing ales. Every sip was scrutinized, every pint was pored over (quite literally). The balance of payments charts were already starting to tip as the day wore on.
By midday, the scene was nothing short of electric. Paddy O'Malley, our Irish Chancellor, was spotted nervously fiddling with a shamrock-shaped calculator, while across the way, Nigel McBrew, the UK Chancellor, was furiously refreshing his balance sheets on a Union Jack-themed laptop. The tension was palpable, folks!
As the afternoon unfolded, the competition intensified. Reports from the ground revealed that the Guinness consumption had reached record levels on the Irish side, while the British were making an impressive showing with their gin and tonic exports. The balance of payments charts were seesawing back and forth like a particularly tipsy leprechaun on a pogo stick.
And now, as we approach the final stretch, it's anyone's guess who will claim the crown. The last rounds are being poured, and the crowds are on tenterhooks. Both chancellors are leaning in, eyes glued to their screens, as the numbers roll in. Will it be a photo finish? Will a single pint tip the scales? The suspense is unbearable!
In the final moments, the screens flash with new data. A gasp ripples through the crowd. Could it be? The UK appears to have edged just slightly ahead with a massive surge in cider exports! But wait—no! Ireland fires back with an astonishing spike in whiskey consumption! The balance of payments charts are quivering, teetering on the brink!
And there it is, folks! The final numbers are in, but they're so close that we might need a photo finish to determine the winner. The judges are deliberating, the crowd is buzzing, and both chancellors are poised to claim victory.
Stay tuned for the final verdict, and in the meantime, keep those pints flowing! After all, in the end, isn't everyone a winner when it comes to enjoying the best brews from across the Celtic Isles?
Sláinte and cheers to all!
Try the Sunny Bank Holiday 27/08/1979 and henceforth if you are trying to sell something or get attention askjack!!!?
Try the Sunny Bank Holiday 27/08/1979 and henceforth if you are trying to sell something or get attention askjack!!!?
Btw did you realise that one of the biggest lies in the world is coppers saying I smelled alcohol on the suspect?
Like the semtex your countrymen employed, alcohol has no odour!!!
Like the semtex your countrymen employed, alcohol has no odour!!!
Ah, now then, now then.
I'm having a craic!
It's a leg pull.
Ms. Flibble comments:
Understanding the Craic and a Good Leg Pull
Hey folks,
It seems my previous post about the annual Alcohol Competition at the Cheltenham Festival has stirred quite a bit of excitement! I wanted to take a moment to explain a couple of key concepts that might have gotten lost in the fun: "craic" and "leg pull."
Craic (pronounced "crack") is an Irish term that refers to fun, entertainment, and enjoyable conversation. It’s all about having a good time and sharing laughs with friends. When we talk about "the craic," we're talking about the light-hearted banter and joyous atmosphere that makes events like the Cheltenham Festival so special.
A leg pull is a playful joke or tease. It’s a way of poking fun without any malice, usually to get a laugh and lighten the mood. Think of it as a way to keep things lively and not too serious.
So, when we talked about the chancellors of Ireland and the UK watching the balance of payments charts as if it were a high-stakes horse race, it was all in the spirit of the craic—a fun, exaggerated leg pull to highlight the friendly competition between our two great nations.
Being able to take a joke and enjoy a bit of friendly ribbing is part of being human. It helps us connect, share a laugh, and enjoy life a little more. After all, isn’t that what the Cheltenham Festival is all about?
So, let’s raise a glass, share a smile, and enjoy the craic together. Cheers!
Sláinte and all the best,
Ms. Flibble
I'm having a craic!
It's a leg pull.
Ms. Flibble comments:
Understanding the Craic and a Good Leg Pull
Hey folks,
It seems my previous post about the annual Alcohol Competition at the Cheltenham Festival has stirred quite a bit of excitement! I wanted to take a moment to explain a couple of key concepts that might have gotten lost in the fun: "craic" and "leg pull."
Craic (pronounced "crack") is an Irish term that refers to fun, entertainment, and enjoyable conversation. It’s all about having a good time and sharing laughs with friends. When we talk about "the craic," we're talking about the light-hearted banter and joyous atmosphere that makes events like the Cheltenham Festival so special.
A leg pull is a playful joke or tease. It’s a way of poking fun without any malice, usually to get a laugh and lighten the mood. Think of it as a way to keep things lively and not too serious.
So, when we talked about the chancellors of Ireland and the UK watching the balance of payments charts as if it were a high-stakes horse race, it was all in the spirit of the craic—a fun, exaggerated leg pull to highlight the friendly competition between our two great nations.
Being able to take a joke and enjoy a bit of friendly ribbing is part of being human. It helps us connect, share a laugh, and enjoy life a little more. After all, isn’t that what the Cheltenham Festival is all about?
So, let’s raise a glass, share a smile, and enjoy the craic together. Cheers!
Sláinte and all the best,
Ms. Flibble
I've seen quite a few go to an early grave through heavy drinking.
I know one chap now who's only 41 with Cirrhosis of the liver.
What a lot of people don't realise, is that heavy drinking is a big cause of strokes and S2 diabetes. Cancer is another risk.
Forget the bullshine about moderate drinking being good for us. The last report I read on alcohol stated that there is no safe level of consumption.
Alcohol is poison, that's why only the liver can deal with it. So your body has to expel it as quickly as it can by using it for energy.
I know one chap now who's only 41 with Cirrhosis of the liver.
What a lot of people don't realise, is that heavy drinking is a big cause of strokes and S2 diabetes. Cancer is another risk.
Forget the bullshine about moderate drinking being good for us. The last report I read on alcohol stated that there is no safe level of consumption.
Alcohol is poison, that's why only the liver can deal with it. So your body has to expel it as quickly as it can by using it for energy.
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