THREE MILLION over decades is less than DRC>>>

Pygmies earn from bushmeat and yet you never see them on here declaring what genius they are and having banked three million Nigerian Naira in two decades, most state simply that 3 monkeys earns them the same in a month.

Village elders state the young ones have gone to the cities to work for McDonalds and earn similar without a monkey in sight and that they had a pink man from a place called Newcastle begging for the loan of a monkey, on the dark web.

Their tribe lives in long grass and average height is 3' 4", known as the wherethefackarewe tribe, said the tallest grass they had seen was the pink fat man going by Rico via videochat!!