does anywun in here ever go outside?

I went outside only this morning. Only 'cause I had to mind. I usually try to avoid it.

I did an hour ago to put the rubbish in the bin.

betting slips sparra marra?

That's a point. Will need to venture out for the second time today to put the bins out.

You ever been way a Wuman rico?

a couple of the photos recently posted by certain individuals would lead you to think that they go to greggs on a regular basis, although i'm not sure if that's really classed as going out

had more wimmen than youve had ham shanks acey.

Aye in yer dreams pal.

I was a David Cassidy lookalike i wiz fightin the birds aff.

Rico-Dangleflaps 03 Apr 24 15:55 
betting slips sparra marra?




Betting slips?   I leave that for bookmaker punters, not used a betting shop in 20 years.

The forum title is embarrassing....even for a simpleton..

We had one forumite who went outside and got shot by crazed radiator thieves. Safer to stay home and use Deliveroo.

the heat is on...on the streets..