ROLL UP, ROLL UP FOR THE RAFFLE, MUGS! You can't find it and you'd have to be like my old aunt Nellie to back it (picks out names she likes)! Stick yer money in and I'll spin the wooden barrel and get the ticket out! Leave the form alone, that's like studying a bus timetable in the Gaza Strip, mate! ROLL UP, ROLL UP FOR THE RAFFLE! Good 'ere innit! You ain't got a chance on the book or off it. Got a cat? Let the moggy pick you a winner! Old Tommo will make it sound exciting! ROLL UP!*
*CAPITAL AT RISK, THE FINANCIAL CONDUCT AUTHORITY ADVISE THAT ALL-WEATHER LOSINGS CAN GO UP AND UP AND YOU MAY NOT CONSERVE YOUR ORIGINAL INVESTMENT.