Absolute Fckin Madness

The promised land,the land of milk and honey……

8 million a day (allegedly) tax payers hard earned….

The big house on the Thames have no respect for the fodder…..fact !

They love to say one word getting off the dinghy I bet…….London !

Fkn shambles

Don’t do spread betting form but if I did I would go high at 8 million

And counting jimnast

Xmas every fkn day for this mob….

Chris Parry (ex NATO) was bang on about them being told by the toilets they will be crossing a river….

Landlocked and never seen the channel….the helping hand will always be there at the shore climbing out of the dinghy…

Head this way for refreshments and mobile top up…..and a wee back hander…

Room maid ironing the white sheets….ffs

Welcome to spineless uk……yipeeeeeee ffs

i know a few albanians in london and they so dont want any more of them here its funny and would be racist if i said it

what are they claiming asylum from? it is said 48% of then are given right to remain but thats anecdotal and i wont stand with it

but albania has never been so free. it is full of range rovers stolen from norf london

40 million tax paying fodder,plenty confetti…..

Fodder having a good night sleep and the top of the range motor already in a container…..stolen to order….

i dont think fodder is an accurate description of those you deem dafties

one thing i will credit the albanins for; they are at the forefront of crime and very quick to adapt. so-called smart keys have become a gold mine for them

The big house on the Thames see us all as fodder…like the horse racing industry,they also see us as fodder

I never used the word daftie….

The Accursed Mountains is a decent read mitolo.

it was a guess. a scottish colloquialsim i thought you might recognise and approve of

datso saddo?

not familiar with me. dont like literary recommendations from the forum. i wont google it but it sounds like my kinda thing. when ive got through 100 putin studies i will give it a go

im now completely plastered(westons 8.2%) and going back to bed. met a richard in sainsburys who got me hotted up and now on a downer after being given the brush-off 

bollox. no bed. going to smash it in-running. napa valley cab sav is nectar and the price was right. i nicked it. bizarrewly, sainsburys dont put tags on the really expensive gear- this is 28 quid a bottle and im hoovering the stuff 

You wouldn't have been drinking such expensive stuff in the Clarendon, mitolo.

you aint wrong sparrer. kronenbourg was the only thin they had

but cindy- the barmaid- was very nice. and she luvved our company on a dreary monday afternoon. i tried 1 million times to get her but her rsistance was iron

she must have been from lesbania

Those East End girls can be tough ones to crack you know.

glad to hear it wasnt just me. i failed lamentably, over and over

mind you west london is somethint else. i never really bought into the stuck-up posho thing but by jove they so diddnt like an oik. i laid on the the poor oppressed scouser thing but they werent buying it at all

3 years-no sex

Well done sparrow.  You're as game as a pebble, and wry, dry and witty.

2022 festival two hotels cancelled on me within a month both were taken over by migrants,regular hotel I used in wetherby taken over by migrants has to affect the local economy café’s restaurants pubs etc not to mention them wandering around the streets.

Worse still regarding hotel cancellation at short notice the many many weddings affected just to help those who wouldn’t help us.

racist

Travel many places always make an effort to speak to the locals especially the younger ones but to many of these migrants are abusing our generosity in many ways no least crime

Abusing more than British generosity…..

Mitolo

I see the person who carried out the acid attack on a mother and 2 young daughters wasn’t called John smith I’m not been racist just pointing it out ,tomorrow we will hear of another crime and the day after.