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Sometimes they do tickle me a bit: 5.30 at wolves

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By:
comingupthehill
When: 07 Jan 24 17:24
My wife knows everything and the wife dosent know
Who fought out a photo Finnish in the USA.
By:
duffy
When: 07 Jan 24 17:30
comingupthehill 07 Jan 24 17:24 
My wife knows everything and the wife dosent know
Who fought out a photo Finnish in the USA.


The real great thing about this is that it was between the two of them for a long time that maximised the fun of it and the commentator did a really good job with itLaugh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w
By:
comingupthehill
When: 07 Jan 24 17:37
Yeah I remembered watching it.
Got the forecast wrong round.
Made the main news.
By:
skiptoomaloumacari
When: 07 Jan 24 17:40
Remember Lester winning on Mary Hinge................
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 17:41
That's a very good one Grin
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 17:41
Meant the wife, but Mary Hinge for sure too Laugh
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 17:42
1970s Poker Johnny ridden by P Ennis.
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 17:44
Obv we all know Fantastikas too more recently Mischief

How do they get away with it I wonder...
By:
CagliariG
When: 07 Jan 24 17:47
Doubt it was intended to be funny stu, Dam and Dams sire both named after winds and sire Cracksman. Jafeica the best of the best, owned by a mate who explained the meaning on CH4 if memory serves.
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 17:48
Novice chase think it was late 60s or early 70s,Cocklecootycottage and Tetrahumptydumpty in the same race.
By:
saddo
When: 07 Jan 24 17:50
Mr Ed was quite funny at times.
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 17:54
That makes it more funny if unintended Laugh
By:
Hayden
When: 07 Jan 24 17:59
BANNED NAMES

Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Willie Be Hardigan
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks

ACTUAL NAMES

Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast

X-RATED BANNED NAMES

Anna Bortion
Betty Phuckzer
Ben N Syder
Ben Jackinoff
Cockney ****
Cunnilingus
Cunning Stunt
Cupid Stunt
Curley Pubes
Dick Bush
Dick Cheese
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Fizintite
Dick Hertz
Dick Hungwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Lipps
Dick N Cider
Harry Balzitch
Harry Scrote
Hucking Fell
Ima Homeau
Ima Reillycumming
Jack Inoff
Jack Me Off
Neil Anblomee
Neil Enlick
Neil Ensuck
Ohowie Dickter
Pee Ness
Willie Fisterbottom
Anita B Lojob
Anita Blackman
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Anita Hardcock
Anita ****
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hoare
Anita Dickinme
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 18:08
Fair play Hayden Laugh
By:
Deptford
When: 07 Jan 24 18:08
Muff Diver
By:
blackbarn
When: 07 Jan 24 18:14
Not sure Lester ever rode a Mary Hinge unless it was the other one.   The non Julie Cecil one!
By:
skiptoomaloumacari
When: 07 Jan 24 18:21
shy talk.......one of the first horses i can remember......
By:
saxon farm
When: 07 Jan 24 18:24
Mai ****
A sprint handicapper of the late 1970s.
By:
saxon farm
When: 07 Jan 24 18:25
P***y
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 18:26
Yes, even though haydens type of list shows some obv banned wordings, they can get around it with odd spellings at times...
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 18:29
Spunk winning at Kempton on Boxing Day, and one person asking Lydia if she liked Spunk in the Paddock.
By:
blackbarn
When: 07 Jan 24 18:30
Lester didn't ride the other Mary Hinge either (foaled after he retired).  The one we remember was ridden in all its runs (and five wins) by Paul Eddery.
By:
skiptoomaloumacari
When: 07 Jan 24 18:32
Quite eight Re Mary Hinge it was P Eddery.....
By:
blackbarn
When: 07 Jan 24 18:32
Tantpis - Funny you mentioning Spunk, just made me think of Speonk. From years and years ago. Decent hurdler? Plumpton??
By:
stu
When: 07 Jan 24 18:35
lol tantpis
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 18:36
Spunk came over from France and won the first Hurdle race on Boxing Day
By:
Hayden
When: 07 Jan 24 18:48
Just read the first three words of your post Tantpis and stopped incase i got banned just for reading it   Grin
By:
antony_27
When: 07 Jan 24 19:13
Wasn't there a horse in training about 10/12 years ago called 'Transvestite'?
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 19:49
Someone actually said that live on Racing uk which it was then.
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 19:53
Obviously the word has a different meaning eg Courage.
By:
blackbarn
When: 07 Jan 24 20:11
tantpis - I assume you are old enough to remember Tantpis. Never mind if not.
By:
chavman
When: 07 Jan 24 21:23
feargal obrien trained ..the wizards sliabh
By:
DIFERENT GRAVY 12
When: 07 Jan 24 21:31
Roger The Butler
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 21:41
Blackburn the grey horse I remember,shame the horse met its end in a 2 horse race think it was Haydock
By:
blackbarn
When: 07 Jan 24 21:57
That's the fella, tantpis.  Grey with long mane and tail.  Not sure where he died though.
By:
tantpis
When: 07 Jan 24 22:03
Unfortunately in a 2 Horse race,but won a few races for me I think it was Catterick he liked the best,of course I was a lot younger then.
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