FFS please,please,pretty please

THE CAPTAIN just said captain teague lost 6 lengths with half a mistake 4 from home ,absolute moronic bull ****, 6 fooking lengths

Who first called the c@nt"the captain"?

affecting. result. moron

willourby ,probably when they bedwetted 24/7 about THE HOUND racing in meydan,when they predicted gladitorious winning 3  FA cups,2 boat races ,grand national and olympic gold and it never won another race

HILL OF TARA clattered,battered,uprooted 5 of the last 6  flights  so you can 30 lengths to official winning distance according  to THE CAPTAIN AND CO,or doesnt it count/work if you win anyway ?,

When you find a niche on a racing channel the hope is that bullsh!t baffles brains. I just press the mute button.

the golden 30 yds either side of obstacle according to THE CAPTAIN,but the 10,20,30+ lengths,jocks regularly give away at the start count for nothing ,even if you get beat in a photo finish

with only 3 meetings on racing tv, going to get this all afternoon.

hope this is not the shape of things to come with Premier Race Days.

why does anyone pay for the garbage? Just watch the race on Betfair is all you need.

i pay to get free tickets for 2 on 70 days racing a year.

battered 2nd last ,carried over  the line on back of a milk cart and THE CAPTAIN still banging on about losing 0.05 of a second in the air

Sean Boyce has now contracted the sectional/pace lurgy to fill air time.

Hopefully they will all be forced to show how such historical analysis leads to profits on TODAY's race. I somehow reckon they won't be able to.

How did Captain do as a trainer?

would have got more uk  group ones out of gladitorious and hawk wing than boys in blue and AOB given the chance apparently

Is that not a - 'Typo' -swifty ...

" show how such historical analysis "

Surely you meant ..... 'hysterical' analysis.