If you could have married ONE woman who would it have been?

Mrs stew , her purse always seems available.

I'l pass it on Hayden. If you're tall and black hair you could be in the photo.

man looking for woman with plenty of money.If interested please send photo of bank account.

Had to decide which of three to marry. Gave them a test. Gave each a present of £5000 to see what they did with the money.

The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for me. She told me that she had done this to be more attractive for me because she loved me so much. Was impressed.

The second went shopping to buy me gifts. She got me a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for my computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts to me, she told me that she has spent all the money on me because she loves me so much. Again, was impressed.

The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the £5000. She gave me back my £5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. Told me that she wants to save for our future because she loved me so much. Impressed.

I thought for a bit about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest t!ts.

What's your story brassy? Happily married?

Any woman who will go to town ,on a busybus, to the highstreet bank,to place 1.3  monkeys in my account so I can punt again













In the middle of a storm

i lost my lovely wife 10 years ago to illness.You never get over it,you get through it.If you are married give her a big hug and tell her you love her,because some day she may be not there.

Anyway,back to the topic of the thread,i like LULU/

Stewarty looked into Internet banking Freddie but he couldn't figure out how you got the money out the PC.

Sorry to hear that brassy.

Thank you Stew,

Actually, when I think about it it would have been miss stew. Christ, when I think about it she has had my back so many times through bereavement and illness. That said many would pick their wife/partner.

Pamela Anderson. I'm not one for celebrity culture, but when I was a younger man, that woman used to drive me crazy. Anybody else that's my age would understand.

I don’t suppose the link in the OP is the Trigger clip from OFAH?

i think i knew i had married the right one when she once  bought me a annual members badge for kelso for xmas despite the course being about a million miles from where we live . she said she knew i always wanted to go there and now i had no excuse !

Lulu ffs.

He likes a Scottish growler.

Nigella

Hilda Ogden

Lulu ffs

Mind you she can squawk….

FatPunt 27 Oct 23 09:47 
Pamela Anderson. I'm not one for celebrity culture, but when I was a younger man, that woman used to drive me crazy. Anybody else that's my age would understand.


Take a bit of covering…imo

Lulu think i'll start typing in CAPS as the thought makes me wanna shout.

Diana Rigg in the cat suit..... The Avengers C mid 60s

Diana with or without the Cat Suit , LULU has aged very well IMO