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ribero1
22 Aug 23 08:24
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Now being removed from Queen's greatest hits ffs,it will never end,also aren't big arses somewhat in Vogue nowadays?
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Report saddo August 22, 2023 9:39 AM BST
Almost everyone in media and entertainment is scared of the wokies. Bend for them before they come for you
seems to be the tactic. The guy who did Bo Selecta apologised for some of his funniest material.
Report Manoleeds August 22, 2023 9:52 AM BST
Funniest joke voted for at  Edinburgh Fringe "I started dating a zookeeper - but it turned out he was a cheetah." Runners up
The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said, "Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise".
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now.
When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast.
I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice.
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag.
My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic.
I entered the "How not to surrender" competition and I won hands down.
Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch.
My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films.

As Tommo would say "ho ho ho"
Report brians August 22, 2023 10:04 AM BST
I was doing that cheetah pun when I was 9 years old. It was “ Why dont Zulus play cards with wild cats ? ….because they are cheetahs “.
Several of the runners up are far more original though none really funny.  The joke doesn't even make sense. How could a zookeeper ever be a wild cat ?
This is what happens to entertainment when you are stopped telling jokes about minorities, fat people , mother in laws , religions, etc etc. 
Here's my  my pathetic entry, still better than the winner though IMHO
Why don't hunters trust grizzlies ? Because they are bear-faced liars.
Report stu August 22, 2023 10:33 AM BST
Facebook is covered with fat bottomed girls showing it off...I thought they were proud of it?
Report EastLower Gooner August 22, 2023 12:44 PM BST
Over rated imo

This and the massive fish lips they all got now…lord lol
Report stu August 22, 2023 12:56 PM BST
The song itself is a promotion of fat bottomed girls - can't see how that could be offensive at all, surely what they want!
Report onlooker August 22, 2023 1:53 PM BST
I have been told, when discussing this 'wokeness' Nonsense, over a pint in the Pub - with proper Blokes-

That - 'Two Fat Ladies 88' - has been replaced in the Bingo Halls, and elsewhere by ...

'Two Large Persons'

  Cry  WTF.
Report sparrow August 22, 2023 1:59 PM BST
Be honest onlooker, admit you were at the bingo Grin
Report Movewiththetimes August 22, 2023 2:06 PM BST
I'm with Sparrow Grin - proper blokes don't discuss bingo LaughLaughLaugh
Report Movewiththetimes August 22, 2023 2:08 PM BST
"Time for tea - 83" will now be "gluten-free - 83"  Laugh
Report Platinum August 22, 2023 2:11 PM BST
Fats Domino will now be now as Slim Domino....?

What about the Fat Larry Band Laugh
Report Platinum August 22, 2023 2:13 PM BST
What happens to the Fatback Band and Fatman Scoop?
Report penzance August 22, 2023 2:22 PM BST
Some of them jokes would struggle to make it into a
Christmas cracker.
Report snowynoon August 22, 2023 2:24 PM BST
It's over ,the "wokes" have won ,comedy is dead ,
Report Ramruma August 22, 2023 4:48 PM BST
The twitter machine has suggested that maybe the problem with Fat Bottomed Girls is not the title but this verse:-

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Report tantpis August 22, 2023 4:55 PM BST
Yet they can name a horse The Geordie Ging
Report barstool August 22, 2023 4:55 PM BST
Put a couple of harmless jokes we all know in the Cricket Club Quiz (we do one through the winter months to keep the funds flowing). Never seen two or three of the women who used to attend, since.

Normal service continues.
Report saddo August 22, 2023 5:23 PM BST
Ramruma 22 Aug 23 16:48 
The twitter machine has suggested that maybe the problem with Fat Bottomed Girls is not the title but this verse:-

..........................

Watch some current gangsta rap videos if you want to see misogyny in action, I suppose there's a reason they are allowed to get away with it.
Report lovegod August 23, 2023 9:01 AM BST
Will Fatboy Slim now be known as Slimboy Fat?
Report dambuster August 23, 2023 10:53 AM BST
Slimpersonfat
Report formoftheace August 23, 2023 11:10 AM BST
I prefer the button bottom,none of this I can’t breath ffs
Report Ramruma August 23, 2023 11:13 AM BST
saddo -- I deplore gangsta rap but the point about that particular Queen verse is that it seems to imply a relationship between an older woman in a position of trust and a younger boy. Time was when your school chum shagging the French teacher made him a legend but these days she would be struck off the teachers register and placed on a quite different register as well as being sent to prison for several years.

Now, whether that is why Fat Bottomed Girls has been delisted, I don't know; maybe it was misogyny or even simply fat-shaming.
Report snowynoon August 23, 2023 2:22 PM BST
Chubby Checker would be in trouble if still around .
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