Psychiatrist: Why do you think you became obsessed by racing?
Punter: 'I don't know. It's weird. It's expensive, it's annoying, it gives so very little, it is quite frankly an insult to the intelligence: "step right up and gamble on animals running across a field! No c*nt knows what the f*ck is going, least of all the sport's authorities, journalists and tipsters. What could possibly go wrong?". There's this forum called the Betfair Forum where a whole host of the the kind of know-alls, fabulists and serial losers one would find in a betting shop are all arguing with each other.'
I went to the doctors He said "what's wrong?" I replied "I keep thinking that I'm a moth" He said "you need the psychiatrist, he's 3 doors along" I replied "i know, I was on my way there but I noticed your light was on"
I went to the doctorsHe said "what's wrong?"I replied "I keep thinking that I'm a moth"He said "you need the psychiatrist, he's 3 doors along"I replied "i know, I was on my way there but I noticed your light was on"