I THINK I've dug out a ten star (nap) tomorrow. If so it will be a ...

' i think' & ' if '

more absolute tripe.

I should add I stupidly blew a grand this evening. Long story short our wee doggie took a very bad turn and miss stew was in tears. We got her to the vet and she's thankfully hopeful. I can take most things in life but she's been family for fourteen years now. I turned to two punts to take my mind off.


Everybody has their own way of coping but if I have no power of the outcome it does get to me.


Anyways, tomorrow is another day.

** Probably best not to follow me in but I am confident unless the betting says otherwise.

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' i think' & ' if '

more absolute tripe.



If I proof the bet beforehand will you donate 5k to cancer research? I will if you're game. We will get a trusted forumite to handle the transaction?

Sorry to hear about dog.
Hope all ok.
Have monk/grand on tomorrow Stew, sounds like the outcome irrel.

Stew, sounds like the outcome irrel.


No doubt that can happen Swad but I'm keen on this one.

ewe have a 2k bet and i donate 5k to charity?

#YDC.

Let's hope you Winalot tomorrow stew   

i think' & ' if '

more absolute tripe.



Your words not mine. #needsagoodtanking.com.

Thanks Hayden. If I don't have a bet it will be because of a call from the vet. That said, our doggie is acting 'drunk' which is apparently normal giving the diagnosis.


Just noticed the joke Hayden. If I don't It's not a major problem as I'm using the layer's money at present but it wouldn't take much to change that.

No problem Pal

nap comes from the card game Napoleon and refers to winning 5 tricks (or stars). You can't a have a 10 star nap ydc.

You do if the pilot looks over his shoulder and wave's at his family in the stand 2 out.

eye conquer wiv swifty.

You would conquer with Alan Carr..

pre 2k

post ..only tried to pull the forum gimp in...

Ishkhara Lady 5:00. Stealing money?
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:20
I'm sure it is. Going to spunk 2 monkeys. Down 140 for the day, this should cover it.
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:42
Form different gravy here. 30/100 looks fair imo.
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FWIW I wasn't heavily involved. I only tried to pull the forum gimp in.

still the best poast ever...

You are still the biggest mug on the forum. Someone who can only dream of putting 2k on a horse pre-race unless it's 1/20...


Place only. #WAFSC

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looks like horsesh!t

status or being dug?

You now know what stewb meant by a green dug!!

It's a 10star(nap)!

Stewy is a 110 star helmet (nap)

still digging..

Stop encouraging him Probably only let out yesterday and back inside today...

Lose's near 2k and blames the dogy. Most just kick there cat

Newsflash: Vet stops Bet

spade snapped imo

I know she isn't a Forumite, but I am sure Benita could be trusted with the stakes for a wager between stewarty and Rico.

So it looks like any Winalot will be for the dog today , not stewarty

Gone with the wind

6.10 or 6.45 fav?

freddie my dear, I don't give a damn

A ten star is wurth a dam

let's hope it doesn't burst

Down 2k. A ten star with 2k on and ure back in the game

Dog treaties. Wife treaties and a bit iif gigy gigy

Usual trolls out in force. As it happens our doggie was worse this morning so took it back to the vet. It turns out she has been diagnosed with vestibular disease. The vet is ninety % sure of this. If not its likely the brain.



As for my 2k (nap) I wasn't on but in all honesty it would have been on Holy Fire in the first at Lingfield. Saved 2k. But for those in doubt you only have to look at the lucky last @ Newcastle to see someone has stuck 2k Lucky fire at 70. Doubt if he'll get matched...

You mean, Young Fire and I bet you dont leave it there in running!!

stewartyb, officially the richest man on Betfair, hopefully it makes all the papers and he can finally die happy.

Match it you want. Be much obliged.

Welldone













On having 2k








2 month's rent to most

Nobody pays rent on here. Some may get jailed for claiming housing benefit however especially if they have 3 million in Barclays. (You couldn't make it up @ whatafraudDFCI am.)

ewe sent mrs stew to deposit £200 in barclays a few mth ago..to be a descent liar ewe need a descent memory..

#WAC

Retrieve that post please.

Still waiting...

was on a sat..ewe sed they were closed.

Never send miss stew to deposit 200. Absolutely not. Maybe 2000 if I was hungover. If I wanted 200 deposited she could easily have done that within her own RBS account. #atwhata****jealous****whohateswinners.

stewarty b 12 Mar 22 10:42
** As it happens there will be no bets today owing to Barclays being closed until the 28th of March?? Gave miss stew a little wedge to deposit for me....kapoot. Withdrew 750 yesterday and still in transaction. Anybody else having the same problem? Ukraine related??

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Stew betting on Will Rogers etc...if its for fun fair enough?

Do you really believe youve got an edge there?

Absolutely not Swad. I have a pal who follows the US form. I lost 90 quid.

Then again Swad if you're watching a film and you get a text telling you to 'lump on', what do you do?







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My pal is cruising...


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Stradari    2.30    194.00    Back   
10-May-23 00:52
252.48
*Average odds:  On  Off                   
Back subtotal:    252.48
Lay subtotal:    0.00
Market subtotal:    252.48
Commission @ 2.00%:    5.05
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What about the dog

Today is a new day, never mind the dog he has lifted a monkey by the time everyone else has woke up ffs.

Good old swad.

stewarty b 09 May 23 21:51 
steve usually goes with the pink or the brown. Prefers brown as Wallsend can attire to...
Rico-Dangleflaps 09 May 23 21:54 
what do clothes have to do with wallsend?

2 sublime aftetimes from the jock DG...

stewyb son of zodie...

#WAC

^^^^ non-punter...(nap)