Why the fook do we not have outriders on British racecourses?

Brexit.

why are they not going in now? Are they waiting until the NR ambles to ....where?

Too simple

they can be relied upon to move heaven and earth to catch up......like having the wrong sized girth on one pottering late to the post now

they can be relied upon to move heaven and earth to catch up......like having the wrong sized girth on one pottering late to the post now

That'll be Ripon behind all day now

Not scheduling maidens on busy Saturdays would also make sense.

We do,most races day to day only have about 3 triers,so the rest of the field could assist with any loose ones or run outs....

????

We're British and do that sort of thing.

skinflints r us

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