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Ayr 1.15
0.5 point each way Malystic 12/1 Betvictor, Paddy Power & Betfair SB, 3 places.
Malystic is top weight for this premier handicap but does look to have a solid chance. Last year he finished second to Return Ticket beaten a neck on similar terms. I am with Malystic as Return Ticket on his first run off a break recently and doesn’t tend to back up a good run with another. Malystic hated the soft going at the Cheltenham Festival so ignore his last run. Earlier this season he won at Wetherby & Doncaster which is strong form. He runs well at Ayr with two seconds from two runs and a strongly run two miles is ideal.
0.5 point each way Malystic 12/1 Betvictor, Paddy Power & Betfair SB, 3 places.
Malystic is top weight for this premier handicap but does look to have a solid chance. Last year he finished second to Return Ticket beaten a neck on similar terms. I am with Malystic as Return Ticket on his first run off a break recently and doesn’t tend to back up a good run with another. Malystic hated the soft going at the Cheltenham Festival so ignore his last run. Earlier this season he won at Wetherby & Doncaster which is strong form. He runs well at Ayr with two seconds from two runs and a strongly run two miles is ideal.
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Any chance you can alert us to these wonderful tips before the race ?
That was always my intention before I discovered who populated this place.
Indeed, Skelton could have the answer to the following CPMS Novices' Champion Handicap Chase (1.50) in the shape of Sail Away.
Nicky Henderson's topweight City Chief is the one to beat in his hat-trick bid, but he went up 7lb for winning what turned into a weak Grade 2 Towton Novices' Chase at Wetherby last time considering the odds-on favourite pulled up a long way from home.
Sail Away was aimed at this race last year, but was a non-runner with a vet's certificate, although he did run twice the following month, running a good third in Class 2 company at Aintree and then getting off the mark over fences in commanding fashion at Warwick, albeit at odds-on in a three-runner race.
He did not return until last month, but ran a fine race to go down by just three and a half lengths to an odds-on shot over a trip too short and on ground too soft.
On his British chase debut last season he ran a certain Corach Rambler to six lengths conceding 6lb to last week's Grand National winner, and this seven-year-old grey still has untapped potential.
Indeed, Skelton could have the answer to the following CPMS Novices' Champion Handicap Chase (1.50) in the shape of Sail Away.
Nicky Henderson's topweight City Chief is the one to beat in his hat-trick bid, but he went up 7lb for winning what turned into a weak Grade 2 Towton Novices' Chase at Wetherby last time considering the odds-on favourite pulled up a long way from home.
Sail Away was aimed at this race last year, but was a non-runner with a vet's certificate, although he did run twice the following month, running a good third in Class 2 company at Aintree and then getting off the mark over fences in commanding fashion at Warwick, albeit at odds-on in a three-runner race.
He did not return until last month, but ran a fine race to go down by just three and a half lengths to an odds-on shot over a trip too short and on ground too soft.
On his British chase debut last season he ran a certain Corach Rambler to six lengths conceding 6lb to last week's Grand National winner, and this seven-year-old grey still has untapped potential.
Fraudy was quiet last few days when the tipsterers couldn't tip a winner between them.
Tried to get a raise on Tw4tter so comes on here with his bile
Tried to get a raise on Tw4tter so comes on here with his bile
SMASHED IT.......and the 50-1 for the guineas looks good too.
There weren’t many fillies that impressed me in maiden or novice company last year more than REMARQUEE, and as she’s been declared for Saturday’s Dubai Duty Free (Fred Darling) Stakes (2.05), now might be the time to have a bet on her for the 1000 Guineas, as well as for the trial itself.
She had only one run as a two-year-old at Salisbury, but it signalled her as a potentially high-class performer. She overcame greenness that day to beat the short-priced favourite Bresson, taking a while to pick up but then surging home in the final 150 yards to win going away.
Enthusiasm needs to be tempered to a degree by the fact that she was receiving 11lb from the runner-up, but the time figure was extremely good for a debutante.
Ralph Beckett has a longstanding, fine record in fillies’ Classic trials and it’s encouraging that he’s happy to start her off over 7f here, suggesting she has been showing a fair bit of speed at home, having shaped as if she’d be suited by 1m even as a two-year-old.
Her pedigree suggests that she’ll be better over a mile, and possibly a mile and a quarter in time, and if she’s able to confirm her two-year-old promise and win Saturday’s trial, then she’s likely to look a major 1000 Guineas contender.
There weren’t many fillies that impressed me in maiden or novice company last year more than REMARQUEE, and as she’s been declared for Saturday’s Dubai Duty Free (Fred Darling) Stakes (2.05), now might be the time to have a bet on her for the 1000 Guineas, as well as for the trial itself.
She had only one run as a two-year-old at Salisbury, but it signalled her as a potentially high-class performer. She overcame greenness that day to beat the short-priced favourite Bresson, taking a while to pick up but then surging home in the final 150 yards to win going away.
Enthusiasm needs to be tempered to a degree by the fact that she was receiving 11lb from the runner-up, but the time figure was extremely good for a debutante.
Ralph Beckett has a longstanding, fine record in fillies’ Classic trials and it’s encouraging that he’s happy to start her off over 7f here, suggesting she has been showing a fair bit of speed at home, having shaped as if she’d be suited by 1m even as a two-year-old.
Her pedigree suggests that she’ll be better over a mile, and possibly a mile and a quarter in time, and if she’s able to confirm her two-year-old promise and win Saturday’s trial, then she’s likely to look a major 1000 Guineas contender.
ricardo sez can ewe collect by 5pm and wear the mini skirt as tattoo wants a semi on.
Fantastic. Mature, refined, sophisticated and hilarious. How marvellous to have a mind like that.
Is that the alcoholic squaddie? Not sure I`ll be bothering to engage there...
tatto jussed texted sez he will be flipping the flaps at 5.05.
happy daze.
happy daze.
You don't have the intellect to engage Lara, as you have the IQ of a brain damaged sloth ,probably an insult to the sloth tbf!!
A double first actually - and you were a squaddie. I`m good thanks.
I imagine that`s the level on which you are used to conversing. Pitiful.
Larabrown 29 Jul 20 08:02
https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31658709/wearing-masks?post_id=560361197#560361197#flvWelcomeHeader
As we wake to the possibility of further restrictions to our way of life I wanted to share my recent experience. I am lucky in terms of the stats. as I am an active woman in her 30s who plays a lot of sport and has no problematic health conditions. In fact, I`ve barely even had a cold and had never been to hospital other than to give birth before this year.
CV-19 changed all that. I contracted it and it was hell. I won`t go into the grim details but I was in hospital for 8 days and lost two stones very quickly. I didn`t think I`d make it. Thanks to the extraordinary NHS, however, I am still here and on the mend.
I must have seen 30-40 nurses/specialists/doctors recently, every single one of whom was passionate about social distancing and mask-wearing. Their observations regarding the non-believers and conspiracy mongers ranged from ridicule and derision to outright contempt and anger.
These professional people know what they are talking about and risk their lives for us every day as opposed to the armchair amateurs who have suddenly become experts on matters of health care. Please listen to those who deal with the situation first-hand every hour of every day and respect their opinions. Wear your mask and support your fellow men and women.
https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31658709/wearing-masks?post_id=560361197#560361197#flvWelcomeHeader
As we wake to the possibility of further restrictions to our way of life I wanted to share my recent experience. I am lucky in terms of the stats. as I am an active woman in her 30s who plays a lot of sport and has no problematic health conditions. In fact, I`ve barely even had a cold and had never been to hospital other than to give birth before this year.
CV-19 changed all that. I contracted it and it was hell. I won`t go into the grim details but I was in hospital for 8 days and lost two stones very quickly. I didn`t think I`d make it. Thanks to the extraordinary NHS, however, I am still here and on the mend.
I must have seen 30-40 nurses/specialists/doctors recently, every single one of whom was passionate about social distancing and mask-wearing. Their observations regarding the non-believers and conspiracy mongers ranged from ridicule and derision to outright contempt and anger.
These professional people know what they are talking about and risk their lives for us every day as opposed to the armchair amateurs who have suddenly become experts on matters of health care. Please listen to those who deal with the situation first-hand every hour of every day and respect their opinions. Wear your mask and support your fellow men and women.
A double first might consist of Covid 19 and male pregnancy? I only ever managed Desmonds for my degrees tbh,none in music or fleshy flutes with choir boys!!
We are hugely ahead yet again. They are typing infantile nonsense yet again. If you leave school at 16 with no qualifications, you just don`t recover unfortunately.
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya go?"
"I won First Place !," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won First Place , too," answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Martyn Ford?" asked Pinocchio.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya go?"
"I won First Place !," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won First Place , too," answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Martyn Ford?" asked Pinocchio.
You never left school Lara,it would mean giving up your penchant for school attendees and when do facts become infantile nonsense,you claimed facts on here?
Or did you mean nonce sense?
Or did you mean nonce sense?
A squaddie and leith in harmony. It`s like a meeting of mensa.
when the selleckshun is winning dear labialara climbs on her sybian and simulates the finnish.
#WAC
#WAC
Such hatred for a total stranger. It tells one so much.
So many tipsterer loosers pile ing up Rico one has to wonder if laralabia has swapped holes with said sybian.
Would have possible turned up the dial to tonsil hitting max thrust.
Would have possible turned up the dial to tonsil hitting max thrust.
Hore moans playing you up Lara? Male prostitutes well known for being more temperamental than females,best thing to do apparently is pay up Lara,saves your hore moaning!! hth
why doesnt labiabrown poast the prophets...
cos its all in her mind and prosthetic peenus.
cos its all in her mind and prosthetic peenus.
A quite astonishing trio. How can they possibly not be utterly embarrassed? This is how life ends up if you do not work hard to ensure otherwise.
Did you see the "coach" in Ireland convicted Lara?
No statute of limitations!!
No statute of limitations!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
Ayr 3:35
0.5 point each way Kitty’s Light 6/1 Paddy Power, Betfair SB & Unibet, all 6 places.
Kitty’s Light seems to have been around for ages yet is just 7 years old. He won the Eider Chase despite not enjoying a good trip as well as the ground on the soft side. That was a really good effort over 4m1.5f. Hopefully, his jockey Jack Tudor can give him more daylight at this fences in the Scottish national as he is not the biggest for a staying chaser. Last season he stayed on dourly to take second place behind his stablemate and winner Win My Wings. In this race last year Kitty’s Light carried 11-8 but has only 11 stone on his back this time round off a 3lb lower rating of 140. If Kitty’s Light is close to the leaders turning for home on the final circuit, then there is no stronger stayer you would want on your side in this race.
Ayr 3:35
0.5 point each way Kitty’s Light 6/1 Paddy Power, Betfair SB & Unibet, all 6 places.
Kitty’s Light seems to have been around for ages yet is just 7 years old. He won the Eider Chase despite not enjoying a good trip as well as the ground on the soft side. That was a really good effort over 4m1.5f. Hopefully, his jockey Jack Tudor can give him more daylight at this fences in the Scottish national as he is not the biggest for a staying chaser. Last season he stayed on dourly to take second place behind his stablemate and winner Win My Wings. In this race last year Kitty’s Light carried 11-8 but has only 11 stone on his back this time round off a 3lb lower rating of 140. If Kitty’s Light is close to the leaders turning for home on the final circuit, then there is no stronger stayer you would want on your side in this race.
Pk, TS , Sir Andy et al all feeding Laralabia lossers
turn that sybian up.
turn that sybian up.
Did you do Maths A level? Oh sorry, I forgot.....ha ha ha ha ha ha
Basic arithmetic is all that is needed Lara i.e 2 winners from 57 tips!! HTH
Basic arithmetic is all that is needed Lara i.e 2 winners from 57 tips!! HTH
laralabia has taken female eejackewelation to another level today..mop needed.
We lost Dame Edna and Paul O' Grady this week yet we're stuck with Laralabia the fake drag queen and its lies.
There is no justice is there really.
There is no justice is there really.
We were £2k ahead on the day by 2.10. I did explain. You didn`t listen at school, you don`t listen now. It is the tragedy of your existence.
labiabrown will be out tonite sourcing a nice 🐓 .
Boooom! Labiabrown strikes again. Fun fantasies for all the family.
Taylor isn’t too bad you have to admit……better than Rico with the 1.03 piss……ffs
Bigger c0 ck than Rico
Nick name in Scottish quarters
Nick name in Scottish quarters
Larabrown is very popular around town since the operation.
The operation itself, whilst going sadly awry, has left it with Hottentot styled labia majora that have been dubbed oxford bags and are a source of fascination with the local toilet dwellers. Fraudy has never been as popular with his chums at the local tavern.
How did Celtic get on Formy?
The operation itself, whilst going sadly awry, has left it with Hottentot styled labia majora that have been dubbed oxford bags and are a source of fascination with the local toilet dwellers. Fraudy has never been as popular with his chums at the local tavern.
How did Celtic get on Formy?
Lara's real fantasy is to be a hermaphrodite since he told the choir to stick the job up their arse!!!
It is utterly pointless commenting as I could never embarrass them as successfully as they do themselves. My work is done.
55 losers V 2 short half point winners Lara,we know our math!!!
Quixall stick to the Sir Les thread FFS,this is for serious arse banditry advice only re-Lara!!
TIA
TIA
You probably have already Quixall,brown eye.A horse at Nottingham named after Lara when he plied his trade in Edinburgh after being sacked.
His punter asked his name,dressed in a "Ball" gown and gimp mask btw,both btw.Lara said "I go by Alfa Whiteburd Jimmy" but you can call me Handagain the man again...........if you get my drift!!!
Nailed.
His punter asked his name,dressed in a "Ball" gown and gimp mask btw,both btw.Lara said "I go by Alfa Whiteburd Jimmy" but you can call me Handagain the man again...........if you get my drift!!!
Nailed.
"I could put a twinkle in Lara’s eye……"
Are you officially coming out?
Larafraudy accommodates at least two of the LGBTQXYZ alpabetti soup of weirdos currently.
The Hottentot labia majora are the flavour of the month if you're interested or you could do the brown belt scene.
Are you officially coming out?
Larafraudy accommodates at least two of the LGBTQXYZ alpabetti soup of weirdos currently.
The Hottentot labia majora are the flavour of the month if you're interested or you could do the brown belt scene.
I’ve serviced more women in the breeding shed than you’ve had bets ffs
In Anstruther? You haven't mentioned female company since the Cellar Dhyke?
Must have been a fraudy-ian slip. wrong hole-type eyed say.
Quick true story.
86/7 Doing customs at RAFSU Deci outbound.Searched a female Flt Lt's main case and found a large appendage with batteries.No problem other than the batteries for the VC10.
Self and colleague great singers sang "Is this the way to arm a dildo" long before the fat comedian!!!
86/7 Doing customs at RAFSU Deci outbound.Searched a female Flt Lt's main case and found a large appendage with batteries.No problem other than the batteries for the VC10.
Self and colleague great singers sang "Is this the way to arm a dildo" long before the fat comedian!!!
ts 0/4
pk 1/6
andy holding 0/5
andy mount 0/5
carnage
try making that pay
pk 1/6
andy holding 0/5
andy mount 0/5
carnage
try making that pay
moral of the thread is thus:
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
obv could include the LGBTQXYZ alphabetti spaghetti of deviants within the concept of 'man'
only just though
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
obv could include the LGBTQXYZ alphabetti spaghetti of deviants within the concept of 'man'
only just though
labiabrown jussed txted...'im at a bukkake party tonite rico..peter north and mandingo turned up and im now covered in pineapple'
LaraFraudy covered in bukkake tipsterer **** was its wish all along.
never managed a tw4tter reply from the beloved but more than happy to get doused in love juice
never managed a tw4tter reply from the beloved but more than happy to get doused in love juice
Just back from a stunning dinner in London to find that these people spent their Saturday night exchanging pornographic messages.
If lief hadn`t left school at 16 he might have become educated enough not to type phrases such as "moral of the thread is thus:" which, of course, anyone with any cerebral acumen can immediately identify as illiterate nonsense.
Life is so unfair.
If lief hadn`t left school at 16 he might have become educated enough not to type phrases such as "moral of the thread is thus:" which, of course, anyone with any cerebral acumen can immediately identify as illiterate nonsense.
Life is so unfair.
leif
moral of the thread is thus:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is thus ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. God, just imagine.......
moral of the thread is thus:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is thus ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. God, just imagine.......
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