Joe Cole fink

Are you shocked?

Not really muver….favur….bruvver….ffs…

Where were you brought up then?

Well I should be.. you should be able to speak properly before you get a gig on tv….

Anything goes on the gravy train….

if everyone you grow up with speaks that way, that's the dialect you learn. Good pundit is Joe.

There has always been such a thing as regional accents in this country.......FFS

I certainly know how to pronounce think…..I say think….

The person on Gillette football…..them two…..ffs…

The Scot’s guy as well…..instead of couple…..he says cutla…..ffs..

Doesn’t matter where you were brought up…..it’s up to the channels….ffs

I conker with the truck driver!

Tanker driver…..big difference….

Big difference between high octane and cornflakes……

Yes - You wouldn't want to put high octane on your cornflakes.

I fink Thormoftheace is finkin' of the Throsties advert with Tony the Tiger putting a tiger in your tanker. Mefinks.

Tony the Tiger passed long …..Esso paid for its upkeep and care if required…..

Do you always speak the King's english,faceform?...Never lapse into a bit of the old fifer dialect?

I wouldn’t do it on national TV….