Carlisle off

Nothing beats original,cutting edge humour...well done rico

Face form says you've cheered him up no end  and hes feeling a lot better already thanks

glad to have bin hov hassisstince.

"Turn Right" - Only if you have come across the A689 (from Geordieland) and are thus heading down the M6.

If - as many others - who will be coming UP the M6 - then - "Turn right just after Penrith" .... will be a FAIL - as ...

You would 'Turn Right' at Junction 41 - not Your Junction 42 - which is 12 miles further On (so Not, "just after Penrith") - and you would end up in well ...  sort of nowhere really, in the foothills of the Pennines.

Don't ever offer me a lift Rico - Unless I am on the Maps , and telling you 'where to go'

Some may also say .... 'Pun intended'?

eye torn rite if hedding south.

ta

A69 from toon OL then doon m6.

Onlooker's too littoral sometimes

'littoral' 

One cannot be criticised for being both grammatically, and geographically, Correct, though.

More people need to be - including many of nowadays, so-called 'journalists' - who write articles as if they are having banter with their mates on Twatter. 

Snow