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stewarty b
14 Feb 23 14:54
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Tight as a duck's @rse but a cunning plan here...



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First time I've dutched on the place market. Hoping I get my stake back.
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Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 3:16 PM GMT
On Douglas Talking here in the 3:20. By my reckoning it has to be thereabouts. g/l all.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 3:27 PM GMT
Sweet but (nap)still to come..
Report top2rated February 14, 2023 3:35 PM GMT
Question is, for how long?

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Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 3:47 PM GMT
Patience is a virtue top 2 but I can understand your anticipation.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 3:56 PM GMT
Not the nap but Apple way 4 places. Stuck up 150 at 1.75.....bots blootered me.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 4:08 PM GMT
Disappointing but refuse to let the bots follow my trail especially as it drifted on the win market.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 4:31 PM GMT
Todays (nap) is first time out...

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Shes A Fine Wine
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I'm convinced this one wont have to be anything special to beat the 1 and 2 beasts. As per, the bots got me so cancelled the rest....for the time being..
Report DIFERENT GRAVY 12 February 14, 2023 4:50 PM GMT
As you have put it up early!!

I have had 3 bets today, first 2 unplaced(one was 6th at 66s)

My last one is Svetlova e/w @ 11-1 in the 5.05A

Good luck!
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 4:54 PM GMT
As it happens I was sure I had cancelled this....


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Submitted: 16:24 14-Feb-23





My mistake.....



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Report DIFERENT GRAVY 12 February 14, 2023 5:12 PM GMT
Sad
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 5:21 PM GMT
Like the pilot here and wont take a lot of winning. Up a few quid if it wins.....beat and   I break even...





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Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 14, 2023 5:37 PM GMT
the jock DG form expert throwing onners on class6 dross...

#addict
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 5:43 PM GMT
#thickaspigsh1t.com.... I back a 7/2 winner in a class6 and I get the same return as a 7/2 Derby winner.
#thickaspigsh1t.com
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 5:45 PM GMT
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Lucky darts pellet heed?
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 14, 2023 5:54 PM GMT
stealing f4rtys patter now? desperate.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:12 PM GMT
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Horse Racing > Newcastle 14th Feb : 7f Mdn Stks
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Jahidin    4.30    100.00    Back   
14-Feb-23 17:28
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*Average odds:  On  Off                   
Back subtotal:    330.03
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Commission @ 2.00%:    6.60
Net Market Total:    323.43
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Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:13 PM GMT
steve w@nking to male porn. (nap)
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:18 PM GMT
He dreams of daze like this. But cannot compete. Still w@nking to the male stuff and can only post on here, 24/7 but good for a laugh being a Simpleton..
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:21 PM GMT
Another bet perhaps steve? Only one as I'm cooking faster than you did in Dirty Grandpa...
Report OilyWragg February 14, 2023 6:24 PM GMT
No losers today stewy?, w/d.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:28 PM GMT
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Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:35 PM GMT
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Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:39 PM GMT
OilyWragg14 Feb 23 18:24Joined: 17 Feb 11 | Topic/replies: 1,707 | Blogger: OilyWragg's blog
No losers today stewy?, w/d.




As a good egg OG I will put up my p/l soon. I'm multi tasking trying to keep miss stew fed and watered.
Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 6:47 PM GMT
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Horse Racing / Newcastle 14th Feb : 6f Hcap
14-Feb-23 18:30    14-Feb-23 18:40    271.69
Horse Racing / Newcastle 14th Feb : 7f Mdn Stks
14-Feb-23 18:00    14-Feb-23 18:07    323.43
Horse Racing / Newcastle 14th Feb : 1m Hcap
14-Feb-23 17:30    14-Feb-23 17:36    -112.00
Horse Racing / Ayr 14th Feb : 2m NHF
14-Feb-23 17:05    14-Feb-23 17:13    -100.00
Horse Racing / Ayr 14th Feb : 2m Hcap Chs
14-Feb-23 15:20    14-Feb-23 15:27    210.70
Horse Racing / Lingfield 14th Feb : To Be Placed
14-Feb-23 15:00    14-Feb-23 15:10    0.98
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Report stewarty b February 14, 2023 7:07 PM GMT
No spring chicken here but we have enjoyed a three courser from M&S and I will continue to romance miss stew with some champers and the odd Baileys. Nice that the layers are paying for it and tbh I feel sorry for steve....w@nking away at his porn but each to their own.



Seven star (nap) tomorrow and will share 2 minutes pre-off.


If you are having a romantic evening, enjoy and cherish.
Report CagliariG February 14, 2023 7:18 PM GMT
Did you get a full refund on Miss Stew or did they send you a puncture repair repair outfit like last time? Only asked as the last refund you claimed backfired stew,you told them she kept going down on you,they said $20 more as that was the luxury model!!!

Hope you learned,no Welching in blow up doll world?Wink
Report saddo February 14, 2023 7:21 PM GMT
' I will continue to romance miss stew with some champers and the odd Baileys.'

..................

If that fails you can romance her with Rohypnol.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 14, 2023 7:38 PM GMT
the Dc cant even get the horn..
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 14, 2023 7:38 PM GMT
stew mite be now level last 30days..he will keep it hidden though.
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 7:47 AM GMT
I did tell you the figure would come down from 6.2 k if not punting regularly. I thought I explained it to a tee but being a tad simple...




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Greyhound Racing: -£240.05 |
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17-Jan-23 19:45    17-Jan-23 21:42    88.20
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Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 3:04 PM GMT
nuther cupple daze and 30 daze be losing wun.

FACT
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:23 PM GMT
Obviously, however....

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Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:24 PM GMT
And....


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Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 3:28 PM GMT
Nice aftertiming you dosser?
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:29 PM GMT
30 daze be losing wun.



Hold on, you cannot be serious? No chance. 4K of the 6.2 went into a savings account. Over 3k kitty for Cheltenham now. As I explained every 30 daze will come down if not punting and might go up if winning but you don't get it do you.

@thickas pigsh1t.com
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:31 PM GMT
Fkc odd swad you no good @rse licker. Troll of the highest order. Fkc off and watch some gay porn @pervert.com
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:32 PM GMT
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Horse Racing / Wetherby 15th Feb : To Be Placed
15-Feb-23 15:15    15-Feb-23 15:29    126.58
Horse Racing / Wetherby 15th Feb : 2m3f Hcap Hrd
15-Feb-23 15:15    15-Feb-23 15:27    333.20
Horse Racing / Hereford 15th Feb : 2m3f Hcap Hrd
15-Feb-23 15:00    15-Feb-23 15:08    -93.00
Horse Racing / Dundalk 15th Feb : 1m Mdn
15-Feb-23 14:50    15-Feb-23 14:55    143.08
Horse Racing / Wetherby 15th Feb : 2m Hrd
15-Feb-23 14:40    15-Feb-23 14:47    -65.00
Horse Racing / Hereford 15th Feb : 3m1f Nov Hcap Chs
15-Feb-23 14:30    15-Feb-23 14:38    264.61
Horse Racing / Dundalk 15th Feb : To Be Placed
15-Feb-23 14:20    15-Feb-23 14:24    -50.00
Horse Racing / Wetherby 15th Feb : 2m3f Nov Hrd
15-Feb-23 14:10    15-Feb-23 14:20    -93.00
Horse Racing / Wetherby 15th Feb : 2m5f Nov Chs
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Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 3:38 PM GMT
10 bets already for the forum form expert who asked how i knew a hoarse was rated72?

think av jussed lagged myself again over that classicLaugh

#WAC
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 3:38 PM GMT
50 quid wen they loose and 100 wen they win ?   abso pmsl
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:39 PM GMT
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Nice aftertiming you dosser?




This from a no mark whom Betfair are no longer interested in his business. Get's to deposit 50 notes per month. BF have obviously noted he's a loser and a bum. Proof? Ask him to post his last five bets..
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:41 PM GMT
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50 quid wen they loose and 100 wen they win ?   abso pmsl




It's simple steve. Point out ONE fake bet I have made and you have my word I will never post on here again.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 3:45 PM GMT
steweebee..son of zodie..

'sing wen ya winning'  losing long term punter abso pmsl..
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 3:47 PM GMT
1.01 NOTHING AVAILABLE TO BACK

SAY SOMETHING TRUE AND A **** INSULT HURLED BACK Laugh.

BORE OFF
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 3:47 PM GMT
HOMERSECSHOEAL
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 3:49 PM GMT
well sed rico.
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:51 PM GMT
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50 quid wen they loose and 100 wen they win ?   abso pmsl



It's simple steve. Point out ONE fake bet I have made and you have my word I will never post on here again.
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 3:53 PM GMT
Sure most will be in agreement with me...and this is where I differ to Dangleberry

Love to see "proper" punters like yourself having a go pre race, win or lose with reasoning, thats what makes it interesting....

Nobody arrised about aftertimed bets, 50 @ 7/1 hardly amazing? 95% of gamblers will have copped a similar bet purely through law of averages in their lifetime?
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 3:57 PM GMT
no menchun of the forum aftertimer betting today..

until wun wins Laugh
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 3:59 PM GMT
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50 quid wen they loose and 100 wen they win ?   abso pmsl



It's simple steve. Point out ONE fake bet I have made and you have my word I will never post on here again.
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 4:00 PM GMT
ItsMeSwaddle • February 15, 2023 3:53 PM GMT
Sure most will be in agreement with me...and this is where I differ to Dangleberry

Love to see "proper" punters like yourself having a go pre race, win or lose with reasoning, thats what makes it interesting....

Nobody arrised about aftertimed bets, 50 @ 7/1 hardly amazing? 95% of gamblers will have copped a similar bet purely through law of averages in their lifetime?
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 4:01 PM GMT
The green eyed monsters out in force today. My response? Living well.



Film 4+1 for me now. 2 angry men...
Report stewarty b February 15, 2023 4:03 PM GMT
50 @ 7/1



You forgot the place bet. Sleep well.
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 4:23 PM GMT
Do you think anyone here is jealous of you lifting a monkey @ Weth on a Wed afternoon?

I'd have more respect for someone that had 5er at 7s with a reason as to why they backed it than £147K at 7s with no reason.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 4:30 PM GMT
korrect swad..abso clueless devoid of ever any reasoning..

how did ewe know it was rated 72?

abso pi$$ing myself everytime i recall it..Laugh
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 4:31 PM GMT
Wasnt around for the how did you know it was 72 rated comment...dont even know when it was?

By any chance it was because it was "there for all to see" as a famous Scot once said?
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 15, 2023 4:33 PM GMT
To be honest if people dont know very much about something and still like a good punt that doesnt bother me either.

I wouldnt say I know the most out of anyone that bets Racing.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 15, 2023 4:43 PM GMT
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Report stewarty b February 16, 2023 8:47 AM GMT
Reasoning? I read the form and as most know we all interpetate it differently but no big write ups typing with one finger. That aside I like to keep my 'reasoning' to myself. It's that where I get my wee edge from. You will never see my name in the competitions..
Report Tiger Tiger February 16, 2023 11:48 AM GMT
What happened to your ratings?
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 16, 2023 2:11 PM GMT
It's that where I get my wee edge from

98.8% are favourite.Laugh
Report stewarty b February 16, 2023 3:21 PM GMT
Only if I think they're value in my book..


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Lone Star
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Matched: 15:18 16-Feb-23
Report stewarty b February 16, 2023 3:27 PM GMT
Sweet for the first bet today..


Shafter spewing. (nap)
Report stewarty b February 16, 2023 3:33 PM GMT
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81 quid. Another bill paid.
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 16, 2023 3:45 PM GMT

Feb 16, 2023 -- 2:11PM, Rico-Dangleflaps wrote:


It's that where I get my wee edge from98.8% are favourite.


99.21% after the first selection today.

WD everyone.

Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 16, 2023 4:01 PM GMT
99.22%
Report Rico-Dangleflaps February 16, 2023 4:55 PM GMT
stewarty b 16 Feb 23 15:42 
Vango De Vaige could be in the first  four at evens imo.

Rico-Dangleflaps 16 Feb 23 16:26 
ul stewy..form kapooted..beaten 300yds..needs further.

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