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I gave my partner a carton of milk and bread from the local
She never complained said we were running low so she was happy Oh and a Turkish delight…..job done…. |
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pound shop did a £2 box of chocks and £1 card and £1 handcuffs job done
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I regard myself as too old for all that bollix, job done.
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Never too old saddo. Do the business for your beloved. She deserves it.
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Did Big ram you hard stewy
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*Big D
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Hard but fair.
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Gave her a pack of condoms and she blew them up like balloons for the kids to play with
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mrs stwey got a mandingo based sybian with mega thrust..goes through 3 tubes of KY a week.
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Harsh but fair steve.
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