Anyone else just receive their "govt alert" message drill?

Can't be a coincidence that Liz Truss has just re-emerged imo

   Thanks for the Heads up George. !

     

I reckon something that needs more jabs George, the 'masses' love 'em. Can't wait to roll their fcukin sleeves up!

Is there a vaccine that will protect the economy from Liz Truss?

Apparently the wind farms off the east coast are possibly interfering with radar systems, so if the Russians are coming with their heavy bombers, we might be a little late in receiving our "govt alerts"!

got another one of these this evening, phone started going beserk, nearly jumped out of me skin

Possible reasons to receive one of these "alerts"?

1. Nuke
2. W.H.O declare a new pandemic
3. Conscription to the frontline in Ukraine
4. booster number X is now available
5. We may leave our 15 minute city zone but must return within two hours
6. The food rations have arrived

You could always move to somewhere like Moscow or Volgograd, George.

You know - somewhere free from all this Western government monitoring and coercion.

Personally I'm happier here in the UK. Because for all its faults it doesn't actually conscript the likes of you and me to be slaughtered on the front line in Ukraine.

7. Proceed to your nearest hub to receive the latest W.H.O mandated 'vaccination'

8. You have bet your permitted £3 / day gambling allowance, any future bet transactions today will be blocked.

Please note gambling will be banned worldwide from Jan 1st 2030.

9. "Good news" - food rationing is to end and insect-based meals will be freely available

The range of dishes on offer will include:

Beetle-Stroganoff
Cricket curry
C0ckroach Chipolatas
Moth Mousse
Spider Soup.

Hmmmm yum-yum!

10. In a final push to reach Net Zero, any flatulence detected by the smell sensor in your microchip will be punishable by a 1% deduction from your UBI pittance.

Public emergency alerts to be sent to all UK smartphones

The test is expected to take place in the early evening of 23 April.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64999417

People can opt out by searching their device settings for emergency alerts and then turning off severe and extreme ones. Officials say the alerts could be life-saving, though, advising against switching them off.

How did the human race ever survive this far?

Duck and Cover campaign


Not much use against a hypersonic ballistic missile

its for putin and the nuke, when you receive the alert message you have 4 mins until it hits and that 4 mins will be the worst, we wont know about anything after that

How did the human race ever survive this far?

I think it was something to do with Lily the Pink's medicinal compound!

LoLz you nailed it, George!