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Big blonde..If only.
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A little blonde would do.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
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^^^^^
Shuuuush. We are not allowed to mention that |
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About 15 years ago I used to take a viagra to help me with a "big blonde", now I take 1/2 a tablet everyday to stop me pìssing on my slippers.
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back in the 60s we had an outside khazi the door had a 6 inch gap at the bottom bottom and if it and in the winter in bed youd hold on as long as you could before taking the dreaded walk down the stairs and out the back door into the yard /garden to the khazi ,then you had a choice of izal toilet roll (like wiping you ass on tracing paper or yestardays newspaper you didnt linger in there for long. back into my bedroom it was fookin freezing with those old single glazed windows which frosted up on the inside fook it seemed colder inside than out .
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oxo with pepper diff gravy
Porridge |
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you only have small feet then dg
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im suing over this shocking advice
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Stick your underpants on your head, or a woolly hat if you have one.
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Microwave hotwater bottles called Hotties (about £10 on Amazon)
2mins in microwave, put in small of your back, while sat at PC/laptop. Keeps you warm for an hour. Rinse and repeat for the rest of the winter. |
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Fingerless gloves don't keep your fingers warm, go for the thermalite, lined gloves terrific.
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