. 4.00 kobalt St Georges 15-8 "nap" 

. Won 3 of its last 4
. Someone needs to explain the handicapping system to him. As naive as it gets.
. 5.10 collective power 9-2 "nb". 5.45 Egyptian pharaoh 9-4 "nap".
. 4.17 showurappeciation 9-4 "nap". Ooo oooh won its last 2
. Naivety of the highest order.
. 3.47 causeway 11-8 "nap"
. 2.53 dani donadoni 1-4 "nap" 
. 4.02 uhavemeinstitches 4-5 "nb"
. He just can't help himself.
. 6.12 detroit maverick 2-1 "nap". Makes scarecrow a cert
.
. 7.45 wild sapphire evens "nb"
. Same old nonsense.
spazster can you give us your lays before this guy puts out his tips?
. 5.25 royal impact 11-2 "nb". Oo ooh won its last race
. As naive as they come.
. Wisely taken out by Elliott. Does he not know the stable is going through a quiet spell? It's something he SHOULD know. 5.30 magic sadler 5-2 "nb"
.
. 5.18 dreoilin 6-1 "nb".
. 7.45 emmaleia 10-11 "nap"
. That's more like it.
. 4.25 star of the week 6-1 "nb". Oo oooh won its last race
. And the boringly obvious 2 at Cork. 4.02 bucanero fuerte 5-4 "nb"
. 4.37 signora 4-11 "nap" 
. And he gets paid for this childish nonsense..
. 3.50 oldschool outlaw 7-4 "nb"
. 2.25 kimi de mai 2-5 "nap" 
. 4.10 classic getaway 4-5 "nb"
. 3 outta 4 odds ons. Utterly pathetic. Someone must have told him you must find the 4 shortest at ALL times and "nap" and "nb" them. And he hasn't or doesn't know how to budge an inch.
. 3.50 kawaboomga 6-4 "nap"
. National he OBVIOUSLY went for showurappeciation as its won its last 3 

. An embryo wouldn't fall into that trap. 3.00 the great unknown 2-5 "nap"
. Wisely pulled out. Just "napping" the price. 4.10 Asian master 2-1 "nb"
. Oo oooh won its last race over hurdles.
.
. 4.20 captains speech 5-6 "nap"
. 6.50 methgal 4-1 "nb". Oo oooh won its last race ffs
. 8.20 elm creek 9-4 "nap"
.
. 7.30 Joe cool 4-1 "nb"
. Both with great form figures
.
. 4.55 pierre bonnard 8-11 "nb" 
. Boringly predictable. Does he REALLY think these 2 are going to be primed to win today giving away weight??? Utterly painfully clueless. 3.05 spellacys cross 8-1 "nb". Oo oooh won 2 of its last 4
. 4.07 Sandor clegane evens "nap"
.
. 7.42 Luciole des bordes 8-15 "nb"
. Truly pitiful. What an utter embarrassment he is.
. 3.07 the lion in winter 11-10 "nb"
. Does it get any more pathetic?
. 5.05 sparkling wit evens "nb"
. Utterly remarkable.
. 3.15 fiver friday 4-5 "nb"
. In a handicap. Only interested in odds ons.
. 3.00 almofoor 10-3 FAVOURITE. Won its last 2 
. 2.43 polepatrick 11-4 "nb". 5.30 courtbrack boy 3-1 "nap". Miraculously 2 2nd favourites
.
. 7.42 I walked the line 4-9 "nb"
. Wowww...
. 6.18 city of memphis 5-4 "nb"
. Robotic daily nonsense.
. 6.15 caoilte 7-2 FAVOURITE "nb"
.
. 6.28 live to laugh 7-2 "nb". Won its last 2
. Wow. 6.45 enceladus 3-1 "nap"
. 7.15 port ferdinand 5-6 "nb"
. As selected by a 3 year old.
. 4.15 Latin America 4-6 "nb"
. 1.35 signora 10-11 "nb"
. 5.00 chablis rock 8-15 "nap"
. It really does defy all belief that his paper's editor allows this nonsense to continue.
. What else. 8.15 glyfada 9-4 "nb"
.
. 6.05 il etait temps evens "nb"
. Robbing a living the clown.

. 6.05 gaelic warrior 10-11 "nap"
. What else.
. And, naturally 5.25 kopek des bordes 1-3 "nap"
. Wow this guy is sharp.
. 5.25 shuffle the deck 3-1 FAVOURITE
. Just a total loon.
. 5.30 jump allen 15-8 FAVOURITE "nb"
. Neverending.
. 2.45 polar bear 2-1 FAVOURITE "nb"
. 3.05 Havana Anna 4-7 "nb". Wisely pulled out
. 4.50 lake bonney 7-2 "nap". Again wisely pulled out
.
. 4.10 Minnie hauk 3-10 "nb"
. I mean what is he trying to prove. 1.35 theflyingking 2-5 "nap"
. 3.20 Staffordshire knot 4-6 "nb"
. And there you have it. Happy laying.
. 6.38 faiyum 8-11 "nap"
. I mean you don't even have to check to know what he will put up.
. 6.38 hiddenvalley lage 5-6 "nb"
. Just one dimensional daily garbage.

. I mean what us the point ffs. 5.35 justicialism 5-2 "nb". Another one wisely pulled out
. 7.22 majestic King 8-15 "nap". In a big field handicap. Oo oooh won its last race 
. 7.52 diligo 6-4 "nb"
. Where would we be without him
.
. Hard to believe innit. 4.20 cromac Quay 11-10 "nb"
. 1.53 magico 13-8 "nb"
. 2.25 sainte lucie 10-11 "nap"
.
. 5.20 darius dark 3-1 FAVOURITE "nb". And won its last race
. 2.40 la cote fleurie 3-1 "nb". All he sees is the "1" next to its name
. 4.25 doctor du mesnil 1-3 "nap"
. Chap has no problem making a fool of himself.
. 6.40 through d'rosa 5-2 FAVOURITE "nb"
. Oh and won its last race
. 6.58 speculative 1-7 "nap"
. 7.58 the miracle man 3-1 FAVOURITE "nb"
. The question here is how does he even know its the favourite? It's impossible to know unless he gets the prices the previous night. Obviously. A proper tool this chap.
. 6.20 Spanish maid 11-8 "nap". Oo oooh won its last race. 19 runner handicap. Chap's a waste of air.
. 7.50 theflyingbee 11-2 "nb". Musta got a "tip"
.
. 6.12 lough leane 6-1 "nb". Oo oooh won its last race
. Mustn't fancy Scandinavia
. 7.40 Park that 5-2 FAVOURITE "nb"
. 8.15 world as one 7-4 FAVOURITE "nap"
.
. 5.26 mission central 10-11 "nap"
. Wonderful stuff.
. 6.50 kilcrea rock 15-8 FAVOURITE "nap"
.
. 6.20 hassaniya 7-2 "nb". Makes the fav a cert
.
. 5.18 look to the west 8-11 "nap"
. 8.18 harbour highway 5-1 "nb". In those colours from them quarters???? Really. ANOTHER fav becomes backable
. 5.20 Mr master mac 13-8 "nb"
. 7.30 west of idaho evens "nap"
. A maiden hunters chase!!!! But hey its evens
.


. 5.55 count bezukhov 11-10 "nap"
. Time to back the shandyman here. There are no trees growing in this clowns forest.
. 3.55 minnie hauk 4-5 "nb"
. He's a lad eh. Worrying to put these up in a national newspaper and not feel like a total tool.
. 6.30 Joe cool 3-1 "nb"
. 5.42 Jamestown 2-5 "nap" 
. 7.18 believed 6-4 "nb"
. Happy laying.
. 7.19 dona donadoni 5-6 "nap"
. The 2 shortest on the card. Utterly remarkable how he does this the night before. Terrible sickness the guy has.
. 6.20 Marian avenue 9-4 "nb"
.
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. 5.33 tell the boys 13-8 "nap"
. 7.30 topothelane 5-4 "nap". Oo oooh won its last race
. 8.30 cotswold blue 11-8 "nb"
. He's just going around in circles the poor thing.
. Makes sky captain a cert. 5.00 warriors wood 3-1 "nb". 5.30 pack ball 5-6 "nap"
.
. 7.20 factual fact 9-2 "nap". Oo oooh won its last race
.

. 8.30 chirac 3-1 FAVOURITE "nap". Oo oooh won its last race
. What a tedious naive clown he really is.
. 5.30 kindergarten 7-1 "nap". Ehhhh???? 7.20 thecompanysergeant 6-4 "nb"
. 8.30 zolpharine 5-2 "nap". Oo oooh won its last 2 
. A relentless clueless gravy trainer.

. 4.55 angelo Dundee 15-8 "nb"
. Makes brother walfrid nailed in. Obviously.
. 5.27 Al arrivee 4-7 "nb"
. That's more like it..
. 6.18 workahead 2-5 "nap"
. A terrible sickness he has.
. 8.30
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. 6.20 Monvoe 5-4 "nb". Oo oooh won 2 of its last 3
. No surprises so..
. 7.00 East Hampton 6-1 "nb". Doesn't suit him trying to be brave
.
. 6.45 zodiac bear "nb". Nr. Wisely taken out. 6.33 son of beauty 9-4 "nb"
. 
. No problem making a fool of himself. AGAIN.
. 5.30 Katie can't count 10-11 "nb"
. Not an ounce of trying something different. Not an ounce of a braincell.
. 4.48 spartan nua 5-2 "nap". Only reason being its won 2 out of 2 

. 2.20 amina 6-5 "nb"
. 5.05 churchfield Annie 8-11 "nap"
. The typical boring stuff. No effort whatsoever put in.
. 5.42 venusienne 4-6 "nap"
. What else. As regular as it gets.
.
. 5.20 zenford 6-5 "nap"
. 5.10 tradewinds 4-6 "nap"
. 5.40 sarahmae 7-4 "nb"
. Oo oooh won its last race
. And there we have it. 4 FAVOURITES
.
. 4.33 wyman 11-1 "nb". Ehhhhhh???

. 8.00 sonic invader 7-2 "nb"
. 8.30 switch from diesel 10-11 "nap"
. Oo oooh won its last 2.
. 2nd 1st time out. 8.10 moonlit sun 5-2 "nap"
.