Do you want your coffin to be recycled?

When the shops re-open start saving your losing betting slips, you would have enough for a papier mache one in a few weeks.

Aye, and one would fill your heed. (YFDFSC)

They don't burn them the igniters have a deal with the Funeral directors on a sell back scheme

Guy being buried at the top of a hill, When the coffin suddenly rolls off down the hill and smashes straight through the door of the chemist at the bottom of the hill.

Lid of the coffin comes off and the body sits up and says to the chemist "Have you got anything to stop me coffin"

you fill em we grill em...

Even your sh1t must get hot. Is that where they got the saying from...'sh1t hot'?

Another fascinating topic from stewartyb - the forum fraud, liar and welch.

brutal ^

I wonder if glass coffins will ever catch on. Remains to be seen.

Mar 12, 2021 -- 10:29PM, Red Bum wrote:

I wonder if glass coffins will ever catch on. Remains to be seen.

You beat me do it,there is a post on FB with picture of said item (unfurnished)

Been doing a lot of thinking re this recently and im quite happy to be chucked in a wheelie bin and melted - will save at least 3k

Or do that eco thing and get buried in a field and in your case wheat so the grain can be recycled into vodka

I don't know what you end up with , but if its meant to be a whole body and the whole coffin as ashes , there is something wrong ,unless the Urn is like a Tardis .

I got a small  dog Back with no coffin .was about a 5th the size of the Human ashes , A greyhound was nearly half the size

HTF can you be getting the wooden ashes and Body ashes back , they must sort them somehow .

I would say Human ashes returned are about the size of a Bowling ball How can the coffin be involved

I have arrange to go into the incinerator in a cardboard box.

Yes I will do the same  ..