Have you heard that Raquet on BBC2 Tennis.

You'll find a volume control if you look behind her left ear.

perhaps a teaser was required to bring the crescendo

stick your thumb up her bum

ok, I'll pop round later

find a volume control

Deltâ, always on the ball.

I wonder if the OP is still giving his Mrs one ?

1.01 he can't be bothered anymore

If you close your eyes during women's tennis to be fair it does sound like Lesbian P9rn

karnt get an E Wreckshun,nanny,teks viágra so he doent pi$$ on his slippers.

Has"stewarts rise"turned into"stewarts droop"?

I won't rise to this bait as unfortunately my missus referred to now has dementia, really awful.

Best wishes.

Sorry to hear that,stewarts rise..and for the stupid post..all the best

Don't worry it was a silly post from years ago, meant as a joke which i'd long forgotten about until someone brought it back up. You can't look into the future which is just as well, i don't take offence, my fault for posting in first place.

just caught my 1st wimbledon action, WTF,balding introducing people to the crowd and viewers but not the player,s on court, but D list celebss whove ponced their way in to the royal box for the day ,jesus christ on a bike, WTF

Unbearable torture……