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Zodiac
18 May 19 15:17
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The world hasn't ended Shocked

It's just that the site has gone down for a few minutes Laugh

If you don't like it >>> go back to the betting shops Wink

NOBODY HAS DIED >>>> JUST MOVE ON >> YOU'LL GET ANOTHER FIX SOON Sad

Put your feet up, flick through the channels and find a nice film

THERE TRULY IS MORE TO LIFE THAN GAMBLING EVERY SINGLE RACE CryCryCryCry

HOPE THIS HELPS Wink

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Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 3:19 PM BST
AND THIS FROM THE FORUM MOST DEGENERATE GUESSING GAMBLER...
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 3:19 PM BST
Report 11kv May 18, 2019 3:20 PM BST
You will the first to run a P&L for this afternoon you muppet
Report 11kv May 18, 2019 3:21 PM BST
Does Tony do teef
Report bodey May 18, 2019 3:22 PM BST
****
Report bodey May 18, 2019 3:22 PM BST
twaaat
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 3:25 PM BST
SHUT UP SHOP NOW >>> Quadruple Daily Monkey copped 


Horse Racing: £4,038.99 | Rugby Union: -£2,030.00  Total P&L:  £2,008.99

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 12 of 12 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Kilb 17th May : 2m3f Mdn Hrd    17-May-19 18:15    17-May-19 18:24    216.01
Horse Racing / Leop 17th May : 7f Hcap    17-May-19 18:00    17-May-19 18:02    252.98
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 1m App Hcap    17-May-19 17:30    17-May-19 17:41    216.01
Horse Racing / York 17th May : 5f Hcap    17-May-19 16:35    17-May-19 16:41    540.01
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 1m2f Mdn Stks    17-May-19 16:25    17-May-19 16:33    973.00
Horse Racing / Newm 17th May : To Be Placed    17-May-19 16:15    17-May-19 16:24    -1,000.00
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : To Be Placed    17-May-19 15:55    17-May-19 16:04    237.49
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 1m4f Hcap    17-May-19 15:20    17-May-19 15:26    223.79
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 6f Mdn Stks    17-May-19 14:45    17-May-19 14:55    204.33
Horse Racing / Newm 17th May : 7f Hcap    17-May-19 14:35    17-May-19 14:37    216.01
Horse Racing / York 17th May : 5f Listed Stks    17-May-19 13:50    17-May-19 13:55    986.36
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 7f Nov Stks    17-May-19 13:35    17-May-19 13:40    973.00
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT     


Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-17
18:24    164835856648    2019-05-17
18:12    IRE Kilb 17th May / 18:15 2m3f Mdn Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP222         -    -    -    (5.99)         17,445.23
    2019-05-17
18:24    164835856648    2019-05-17
18:12    IRE Kilb 17th May / 18:15 2m3f Mdn Hrd / World Stage
Lay         5.00    222.00    Won         222.00    17,451.22
    2019-05-17
18:02    164833531176    2019-05-17
17:54    IRE Leop 17th May / 18:00 7f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP260         -    -    -    (7.02)         17,229.22
    2019-05-17
18:02    164833531176    2019-05-17
17:54    IRE Leop 17th May / 18:00 7f Hcap / Atlas
Lay         6.00    260.00    Won         260.00    17,236.24
    2019-05-17
17:41    164829996292    2019-05-17
17:28    GB Newb 17th May / 17:30 1m App Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP222         -    -    -    (5.99)         16,976.24
    2019-05-17
17:41    164829996292    2019-05-17
17:28    GB Newb 17th May / 17:30 1m App Hcap / High Acclaim
Lay         7.60    222.00    Won         222.00    16,982.23
    2019-05-17
16:41    164822718239    2019-05-17
16:32    GB York 17th May / 16:35 5f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP555         -    -    -    (14.99)         16,760.23
    2019-05-17
16:41    164822718239    2019-05-17
16:32    GB York 17th May / 16:35 5f Hcap / Roulston Scar
Lay         5.88    555.00    Won         555.00    16,775.22
    2019-05-17
16:33    164821827463    2019-05-17
16:25    GB Newb 17th May / 16:25 1m2f Mdn Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP1000         -    -    -    (27.00)         16,220.22
    2019-05-17
16:33    164821827463    2019-05-17
16:25    GB Newb 17th May / 16:25 1m2f Mdn Stks / High Commissioner
Lay         5.58    1,000.00    Won         1,000.00    16,247.22
    2019-05-17
16:24    164820525299    2019-05-17
16:15    GB Newm 17th May / 16:15 To Be Placed / Land Of Legends
Back         1.27    1,000.00    Lost    (1,000.00)         15,247.22
    2019-05-17
16:04    164818143569    2019-05-17
15:54    GB Newb 17th May / 15:55 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP244.08         -    -    -    (6.59)         16,247.22
    2019-05-17
16:04    164818143569    2019-05-17
15:54    GB Newb 17th May / 15:55 To Be Placed / Jubiloso
Back         1.16    1,500.00    Won         244.08    16,253.81
    2019-05-17
15:26    164814179648    2019-05-17
15:18    GB Newb 17th May / 15:20 1m4f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP230         -    -    -    (6.21)         16,009.73
    2019-05-17
15:26    164814179648    2019-05-17
15:18    GB Newb 17th May / 15:20 1m4f Hcap / Buckland Boy
Lay         5.60    230.00    Won         230.00    16,015.94
    2019-05-17
14:55    164810112092    2019-05-17
14:44    GB Newb 17th May / 14:45 6f Mdn Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP210         -    -    -    (5.67)         15,785.94
    2019-05-17
14:55    164810112092    2019-05-17
14:44    GB Newb 17th May / 14:45 6f Mdn Stks / Heaven Forfend

HOW TO BET LIKE AN ADDICT...BEST GUESSER IN ESSEX.
Report mouse muldoon May 18, 2019 3:25 PM BST
Report Zodiac May 18, 2019 3:29 PM BST
OH DEARY ME ShockedShockedShocked

I think i've touched a nerve with "HAMSTERS ON THE BETFAIR WHEEL" AngryAngryAngry

Move on ffs ,,, there will be more opportunities to get a FIX later SadSadSad

LET'S HOPE THEY GET IT SORTED BEFORE I GET BACK FROM SKIANTHOS  Wink

GROWN MEN CRYING >>>> THIS IS SO TRAGIC CryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry
Report 11kv May 18, 2019 3:30 PM BST
A Greek Island for a holiday how embarrassing
Report bodey May 18, 2019 3:30 PM BST
kunnnnt wise you twwwat
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 3:30 PM BST
[img]https://community.cdnbf.net/community.betfair.com/user/willie_shafter./7fff008b2a7c64410aa86c90d11472b5.jpg?v=167476[/img



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THE DRAFT KRUNT STRAIGHT IN THE NET...

Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 3:31 PM BST
Report mouse muldoon May 18, 2019 3:34 PM BST
Report Zodiac May 18, 2019 3:51 PM BST
PANIC OVER >>>> BETFAIR HAVE PROVIDED RACING OXYGEN FACE MASKS Wink

Life is not over after all for most of my disciples AngryAngryAngry
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 3:54 PM BST
Report mouse muldoon May 18, 2019 3:55 PM BST
Report Zodiac May 18, 2019 4:08 PM BST
OH NO !!!

Another little blip Shocked ,,,

It's life >>> but not as many on here know it CryCryCry

ALL MY DISCIPLES LINING UP TO ,,,

Throw themselves of the top of their respective dolls houses Wink
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 4:10 PM BST
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 4:10 PM BST
Report beamo May 18, 2019 4:16 PM BST
Bit of luck for me backed Headman @ 18 to lay in running @4.1 2.02 & 1.3...hopefully I keep my winnings but dont have to pay out lay offs
Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 4:20 PM BST
how can they take lay offs if didnt go ir.
Report beamo May 18, 2019 4:23 PM BST
That’s what I think too..can’t check yet tho as balance hasn’t been updated..
Report Zodiac May 18, 2019 4:51 PM BST
Stay strong compulsive disciples >>> help is on it's way WinkWinkWink

In the meantime, don't go near anything sharp,,,

In conjunction with the SAMARITANS,,

a helpline is being set up for the most tragically affected (DUMBO AND MICKY MOUSE) Shocked

and free counselling will be available next week..

to get you through this PBGD trauma (Post Betfair Gone Down)  SadSadSad

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Report Willie Shafter. May 18, 2019 5:03 PM BST
AND THIS FROM THE FORUM MOST DEGENERATE GUESSING GAMBLER...
Report cardenden May 18, 2019 5:09 PM BST
CAN YOU POST YOUR FULL PL FOR THE 30TH MARCH 2018 TA YA BAW BAG U
Report mymumsfinethankyou May 18, 2019 5:11 PM BST

May 18, 2019 -- 4:51PM, Zodiac wrote:


Stay strong compulsive disciples >>> help is on it's way In the meantime, don't go near anything sharp,,,In conjunction with the SAMARITANS,,a helpline is being set up for the most tragically affected (DUMBO AND MICKY MOUSE) and free counselling will be available next week..to get you through this PBGD trauma (Post Betfair Gone Down)  ZODIE


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Report mymumsfinethankyou May 18, 2019 5:11 PM BST
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Report 11kv May 18, 2019 5:13 PM BST
Quick turnaround Cardy 3mins
Report Zodiac June 16, 2019 5:05 PM BST
GET A LIFE OFF OF BETFAIR FFS Wink


This is tragic CryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCryCry
Report Cutter27 June 16, 2019 5:07 PM BST
Todiac, are you still posting nonsense?
Report blueton June 16, 2019 5:17 PM BST
Matchbook **** is fine...lack of volume but need a back up if relying on betfair ****s
Report blueton June 16, 2019 5:18 PM BST
Haha they blocked out purples name lol...what a joke
Report Lee Ho Fooks June 16, 2019 5:19 PM BST
Good news - it's only the exchange that's down, phew!
Report DCI Barnaby June 16, 2019 5:22 PM BST
Says everyone is in need of a fix yet he/ she knows when the site is up and down lol, McCoy lover refreshing like a loon that’s for sure what a bolloxchop
Report 11kv June 16, 2019 5:23 PM BST
Doesn't affect the gobby Essex mug he don't really bet...
Report blueton June 16, 2019 5:28 PM BST
Nice to see nuffin has changed on this forum.same old **** last time I was on 3 months ago
Report johngrace June 16, 2019 5:29 PM BST
Exactly. This thread perfectly demonstrates how vile this forum is and most of the really sad people who live here are predictable evident.
Report Cutter27 June 16, 2019 5:31 PM BST
Simply, John of wishing grace, the forum is mild, and were you present 20 years ago, the forum was a pit where only Cutter survived.
Report blueton June 16, 2019 5:35 PM BST
At least there was some brains about back then
Report bodey June 16, 2019 5:36 PM BST
fuuuuck you
Report Cutter27 June 16, 2019 5:36 PM BST
Yes, Warwick Hunt was hopeless, but Watchit was the best.
Report blueton June 16, 2019 5:39 PM BST
Thx bodey..see ya when site crashes again..50/50 next week,,,get matchbook
Report bodey June 16, 2019 5:44 PM BST
this is unacceptable
Report bodey June 16, 2019 5:45 PM BST
and fuuuuck betfair
Report Cutter27 June 19, 2019 8:40 PM BST
Bodey, you are like the ditty from off the shoe
Report the old nanny ;-) June 21, 2019 9:07 PM BST
Any news from the Essex area ? or have I missed a poast ?
Report Rico-Dangleflaps June 21, 2019 11:36 PM BST
yes,he booked into a £900 a night hotel all week but had to drive home every night for business so couldnt sleep there...

Laugh...Crazy
Report mouse muldoon June 21, 2019 11:37 PM BST
Does he have a favourite tree he has to sleep in?
Report Rico-Dangleflaps June 21, 2019 11:41 PM BST
yes,the one with the wendy house on that ron & reg sleep in..
Report cooperman June 22, 2019 12:30 AM BST
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