CLOWNS update

Chav should normally hold a position just outside the top 10 on the proviso that he gets elevated to top 5ish after a slab of bow.

tbf im quite happy to be held in the same esteem as some of these guys.

currently on 16 cans,first aid course tomoz

had the first day of the course last week;we covered burns,breaks,abrasions and cpr but nothing about follow throughs.

maybe that will be tomorrow.

You can't beat a clowns list started by a cross dresser imo.

aha,the ubiquitous surfaces

hows it going dude

*the ubiquitous stewy b

How's it going pal? How did Gemma fare winning wise yesterday if you don't mind me asking and also as a (fellow clown)

*btw, the day stehenie leaves me out of the list I will hit the report button.

* still fuming I'm not top but what's worse is how can I be below you?

Yous is demi-gods, just below the holy trinity.

domino emigrated..

won the last 2 races,problem was i was laying off its got legs i/r.

lost 50 nicker onthe day...drinks/food and entrance probably 200 on the day.

add the b+b,restaurant evening drinks probs 400 all in all....well worth it.

the wife already looking at other tracks

hes been on .

THICK FIFER where he belongs, a wise placement Boggy.

Glad Gemma and yourself had a nice day pal. I'ts not all about winning and having no friends.

Agree with all.

Apart from omishun of value bet?

Geezer is a complete buffoon

stewy is not a buffon,just a bit wonky

Glesga .ask her what colour oh panties she was wearing on friday. Bet she says pink with white stains just after 2e00 hours

2300

bit wonky



Take that back now!

i will add that lewes was like going back 40 years in time,all the shops seemed shut on a sunday and last orders at 10 was preceded by the bell.

most quaint and myself and the wife were captivated by it.pinot and a 6.2 draught cider for less than 8 quid

Craig, when you are out with Gemma do you walk hand in hand please?

i will add that lewes was like going back 40 years in time



You did mention to me craig that Gemma and yourself met later in life. Same as miss stew and myself but things are not good between us right now. Could be the break up after 18 years.

* I'm drinking vodka like coffee. If things go pear shaped It could lead to a bottle a day. (as present)

fifer loves getting lubed up..

So does glegas

this has nothing whatsoever to do with me.

shake yourself out of it stew.man up.

    THICK FIFER where he belongs, a wise placement Boggy.

Yes it has .you are me

no im not

When you finally crack up, try to keep it all on one thread pls cardy.

You seen how it ended for that other nutcase.

I'm not joking Craig. She's fed up of my lifestyle, drinking, gambling.not keeping my house in order. Should I call her bluff??? I texted 3 days ago and said....'I have never felt so lonely than when I'm with you'.



That's the God's honest. Why did you think I started a thread entitled ''Graig'???? It was for some advice. Some mate saying I should 'man up'.

what happened to gaze 733 had the game by cajones was looking for 20k investment then nowhere to be seen must of cleaned up in quick time.

GAZE733

you sound like my younger brother in that whatever advice i give him he doesnt want to listen,and it was pretty much the same.

Anyways craig I wish Gemma and yourself all the best. I may not post again for a good while.

you sound like my younger brother in that whatever advice i give him he doesnt want to listen,and it was pretty much the same.



Yet no advice for your pal..

i told you stew,look in the mirror,man up and decide what changes you need to make,not everybody else.

I'd do the same but ms mouse cracked all the mirrers.

was she bruce lee

i told you stew,look in the mirror,man up and decide what changes you need to make,not everybody else.



FFS, that's what miss stew said. But she said make the changes for myself. Heed is screwd up.

was she bruce lee

martin sheen

ItsMeSwaddle 22 Apr 19 20:41
Agree with all.

That's a bit rich coming from someone who was caught editing bets.

No worries, I’m a little bit different to the list I actually make a profit nowerdays

I did edit yeah!

I want to be better than I am at racing

If I put a “tip” on here you can guarantee I’ve backed it for the amount I say I have

Garry..can you post your full p/l for the 30th march 2018 ..ya baw bag ..thank you

who got caught editing a bet george ?

Me, trying to rearrange profits.

That puts him on a level with zodie's butcher.

but zodie is a butcher of account statements

how did i miss this occurrence please

Domino14 should be on these lists for many years after he has passed. Tipping loses, editing bets, comparing handicappers to Frankel and wishing someone gets hit by a truck and paralysed from the neck down are just a few of his claims to Betfair fame.

*comparing platers to Franke

*l

Ty

ahh yoiu ment domino..thort was directed at swadders

thought what was directed at swadders?

caught editing..

you need to read page 2 again Willie, it was yfdc

GEORGE.B    22 Apr 19 21:52 
ItsMeSwaddle 22 Apr 19 20:41
Agree with all.

That's a bit rich coming from someone who was caught editing bets.

why direct comment at swadders then?

I dinnaw wat ya gannin on aboot bonny lad, but I'll spell it out for ya

On a thread a few weeks back, Itsmeswaddle posted his P/L and someone pointed out he was missing a comma from his horseracing P/L.

It was a fair cop and he didn't deny he'd attempted to fiddle it, so fair play to him for that, but regarding his original comment on this thread, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

btw ydc, if you keep reading page 2, he responds to my post twice and doesn't deny it

FOYLESWAR    22 Apr 19 22:10 
who got caught editing a bet george ?
ItsMeSwaddle    22 Apr 19 22:15 
Me, trying to rearrange profits.

BOG DARKING 23 Apr 26 17:02 

Delashyte
PMbets
chavman
Stewarty b
koikeeper
GEORGE.B
Dickster
Burkey1885
acey deucy
paul the b
knoxville
crooser
hulk23

Wow a different list without Felatio on it! Another thread from the **** gurgler?

nice list boggy.

Just for you P.Rico the connoisseur of the Forum!

Your forum thread has been submitted and will be posted after a moderator approves it.

Looks like they have your back

More likely that the non betting Delbert has attempted to post yet another homophobic post

list of all the men on here he'd like to perform fel***** on. 

i don't blame him, i blame the prisons. 

and it's a no Rico.  from me.

You call people a grass yet use key words to try and get people banned!

Kick on! Up front!

No dialogue will be entertained with the certifiable Delbert and the utterly clueless,bullshatter Aceform.
I still reserve the right to ridicule them

You are the definition of insanity by your boring repetition on a theme

S*m*nology - The S*m*n Bartender's Handbook Summary


S’m’nology - The S*m* n Bartender's Handbook by Rickard Gagner

This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, S*m*nology pushes the limits of classic bartending. S*m*n is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of s*m*n. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of S*m*nology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.

HoratioNelson • April 21, 2026 12:05 PM BST
What is your go to tipple?


Report• Quote • Block User Rico-Dangleflaps • April 21, 2026 2:08 PM BST
fresh sperm.

Absolutely certifiable

See above conversation

Hope that you feel inspired for Christmas and or get what you want in your stocking over the fire place!

Should be ok now that the stack has been re - pointed!

Wins the most weird/deviant/sick post of the decade..hands down.

HoratioNelson • April 21, 2026 12:05 PM BST
What is your go to tipple?


Report• Quote • Block User Rico-Dangleflaps • April 21, 2026 2:08 PM BST
fresh sperm.

i was pre empting the answer you'd give nellie ya dope peak húnt.

You can’t pre empt anything, you bet in running and back for a place! Good try Tids!

leif • April 23, 2026 7:43 PM BST
Wins the most weird/deviant/sick post of the decade..hands down.

Hands down is his forte!

And he walks around with this expression 

Open wide

^^^
Deviant and documented weirdo.
Take his hard drive away for forensic

eye kon kerr wiv leaf.

BHA
BHA
BHA
BHA
BHA
BHA
BHA
BHA
Hulk23
BHA
BHA
BHA

^^^
First time ever - hi 5.
..don't let it 'appen again tho.

BOG DARKING 24 Apr 26 20:52

BHA
Delashyte
PMbets
Stewarty b
koikeeper
GEORGE.B
Dickster
Burkey1885
acey deucy
paul the b
knoxville
crooser
hulk23

HoratioNelson • April 21, 2026 12:05 PM BST
What is your go to tipple?


Report• Quote • Block User Rico-Dangleflaps • April 21, 2026 2:08 PM BST
fresh sperm.

HoratioNelson • April 21, 2026 12:05 PM BST
What is your go to tipple?


Delashay April 21, 2026 2:08 PM BST
fresh sperm.

respect for honesty.

The certifiable Delbert who is probably unemployed and certainly unemployable should top the list

BOG DARKING 25 Apr 26 14:04

BHA
Delashyte
Dickster
PMbets
Stewarty b
koikeeper
GEORGE.B
jinksy
fast eddy
Burkey1885
acey deucy
paul the b
knoxville
crooser
hulk23

T2R^

Mitolo, aka Busytool a shocking omishun from that Baby list IMO

Top2 lmfaro.

BOG DARKING 28 Apr 26 14:48

theflyget (new entry in at No1)
BHA
Delashyte
Dickster
PMbets
Stewarty b
koikeeper
GEORGE.B
jinksy
fast eddy
Burkey1885
acey deucy
paul the b
knoxville
crooser