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ok i know i am half pis$ed but i have this image in my head as Cardy the Father with Mart his son !! ??


   

Are yo an Alcoholic Glasgow? drunk at 7 o'clock!!

Zodie the holey ghoast?

Glasgow, does "blue" mean a ginger in slang/parlance, someone's just told me my dog's called ginger

Scottish slang I mean

Burkey1885    Joined: 21 Nov 17
Replies: 8920 03 Apr 19 15:34 
Maranda in the bumper race last bet today 200 win 13/8 bog  trainers does well with his bumper runners here

last bet but then there's always another when you are losing.

As for fence sitters, I hope I'm not included in this. I gave you an opinion as to how daft your £200 bet on a horse you or anyone else has never seen after it's already shortened so much on here from earlier was Before the race. You'll go potless backing these types, if you have any proper info you need to be on these earlier!

gl on the chevy chase , 200 on at 13/8 then £100 on at 10/1, fantastic stuff as always. You'll hit one eventually.

you missed the bottle on the 6/5 chance striding, was 2nd.

dear me

woggle is 46.0

and he's got 10/1

but as i said earlier thank god that BOG will take some of the strain

Mart could clean up now, £100 at 45-1 on here would put him well in profit, he could even bung £500 for the place market at 5-1

Christ, he would be well up for the place!

not sure it got 3rd

or was it just run out of 3rd on the line?

another 1 bites the dust.

3rd

Mart, that's £100 gone (theoretically) when you should have won on that race, classic 20% win 80% place job

I was robbed big only the front two runners had a chance in that race took a lead set s very slow pace
Am telling u if mines had went off even mid div it wins  it actually lost about 4 len at start of u watch it again
They even said on sky in studios was an eye catcher made up a lot of ground from an impossible position

You talk absolute kack.

My mind is made up a complete dossing fantasist

your a darts player who followed and backs everything that moved
It was a big price and ran a race  numpty

Martin why not study harder and have 1 or two bets at most, the scatter gun system never works.

especially if you're firing blanks

  .. Are yo an Alcoholic Glasgow? drunk at 7 o'clock!!


    ..     Not really like a few dinner time, usually indoors by 5.

... Mart on Challenge TV now, let the CHASE commence. !! 

Glasgow, does "blue" mean a ginger in slang/parlance, someone's just told me my dog's called ginger


  .. Cant say i have come across it Elise, not heard it in the 10yrs i worked there. ?

Imagine if it was all a joke.

Imagine all the peoples

oo-hoo

You may say that Mart's a dreamer...

just imagine..

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ANY SPEED RATINGS FOR THE NATIONAL PLEASE ?

How tall is that lass, Willie?

dodgy top lip

she stutters...trying to say mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmart

Mart needs to hit a few winners soon and sort Greg a new phone out, lack of screamshots is killing him

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Do you know sheet music briggsy?

doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo

think that's the correct ringtone

doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dooooo

yeah, that's the bunny

Used to play 3 blind mice on the recorder at little school,
That went a bit like
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo dooo
Doo doo doo dooo
Can’t remember the rest

doo doo do do doo doo do doo

-1100 i think but i'm losing it, mouse can you take over pls?

I concur -£1100

Surely thread is finnish, start another & slate clean(in his head)

think there is another one already gravy, aintree tips on his britains fav punter thread

Burkey1885

Burkey1885
31 Mar 19 22:04
Joined: 21 Nov 17
| Topic/replies: 8,926 | Blogger: Burkey1885's blog
Rem soon the £328 will be £3280 then £32’280
Only a matter of time cream always rises to the top

Is this project finnish now?

He showed us the way to the poorhouse.

What has happened to this thread? Thought it was a 2 month project?

If there is one thing for certain it is showing Mart to be the mug punting degenerate we all know he is.

Taking 6/4 about a 5/2 shot (twice)
Betting on Irish football (because a team beat another team a few times over years)
Betting on races without knowing anything about the track, trainer etc
Betting on the next available race regardless
And the creme de la creme - taking 10/1 on a horse that is 46 on here


And we are all the clueless ones

daps..

its all pie in the sky..the bloke is a 1st rate fantasist bullshysterer...

This fred abandoned Magic....New thread in profit..This thread swept under carpet with loosing slips

ttt

Gone the same way as the xmas thread then, done the bank in but tell everyone all his threads are in front by thousands? This one has to be the biggest show of being clueless I have seen on here - and that takes some doing.

he has had 6 persil freds in prophet this yr alone.

I read the other day he said all 3 of his were in prophet - which that was utter b0llox!!

He still counts the mythical 200 to 34k that was all documented on here - the first post was a 17k aftertime and the rest after wasn't shown at all. So he had a 17k aftertime that is now a 34k aftertime. Obviously it was all true though

today it was 5 outa 7..inflation imo

Apr 4, 2019 -- 1:10PM, khyber kim wrote:

Burkey1885Burkey188531 Mar 19 22:04Joined: 21 Nov 17| Topic/replies: 8,926 | Blogger: Burkey1885's blogRem soon the £328 will be £3280 then £32’280Only a matter of time cream always rises to the topIs this project finnish now?

You have to laugh

WALOFS

ttb

Were is mart on this thread ? Thought this was a 2 month money making exercise

brexited

Welshing on his threads isn't on imo

... Another discarded / skint thread by Scotlands Finest. !!

Bump it up he might remember

heez hablivvious to cricketism

thicker skin than Teresa

Maths brain of Diane

up ya go

Is this the winners fred

Winners fred has left the building

   Rem soon the £328 will be £3280 then £32’280


   

-£328 will be -£3280 then -£32’280

Wot 'appened ?

choked on a kebab

Ran away like a startled guinea pig

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Like the new steaking plan.

£124

Oh deary me... The need to get adulation on here is crazy. But I suppose after about 50 losers on the bounce the forum degenerate has to be over the moon to back a couple of winners

£124 ??? WtF is that all about Greg.?

Very poor,... 2/10 Authenticity.

Apr 6, 2019 -- 12:59PM, Magic__Daps wrote:

Oh deary me... The need to get adulation on here is crazy. But I suppose after about 50 losers on the bounce the forum degenerate has to be over the moon to back a couple of winners

My % of winners is far greater than yours
U don’t see me betting 1-5 shots that’s your
Typical bets ,  stick in chuck another 20 years you might learn something .

No scream shots on this looosing thread why's that?

Mart - unlike you I do not bet on everything that moves. The 1-5 shot was a Tennis bet (which I know zero about) so tell me why I would have a couple of grand on it? It was a bet for someone else which I have said numerous times but you can think whatever you want. At the end of the day IF it was mine and I made it a 1/10 chance it was a good bet, I know you won't understand that point though as prices don't matter to you do they.


Ps - it was put up on a thread when you decided to LIE and EDIT another one of your bets and forgot to add the comma to your returns, you remember when you decided to shamefully add a zero to your stake! I just proved that the returns over a grand with PP shows a comma. You then said different settlers settle bets differently and again became a laughing stock of the forum. I mean we all know PP manually settle tens of thousands of bets individually by people with calculators at their desks....

What a stroker...

Burkey1885    08 Apr 19 05:44 
My % of winners is far greater than yours

your % of losers is far greater also..last 3 mths approx 4/68,thats around 94.7% of loosers.

% of winners mean absolutely nothing, it is all about ROI (and fao Mart that has nothing to do with Republic Of Ireland). No good having 40% of winners if you bet averagely at even money, but it very good having 20% winners if you are backing at an average of 7/1.

You will obviously have a spreadsheet with records of all your bets with prices taken, SPs, stakes, strike rate, ROI etc. I mean what sort of maths genius wouldn't

Any new information?

Nothing new for now I’m afraid

Mart has joined Value Bets 100% fitness club.

The poor bstrds haven’t been dealt a tip for 5 weeks.

Hoping it probably drops off the bottom or gets deleted after digging himself another hole about me betting a 1/5 shot, as we all know he has read the posts but cannot reply as knows they are 100% accurate and truthful....

"PP screenshot depends on the settler"

(has nothing to do with the editing of a copy and paste)

Comedy gold

Any joy today?

-£1100

Surely thread is finnish, start another & slate clean

Burkey1885

Burkey1885
21 Apr 19 08:33
Joined: 21 Nov 17
| Topic/replies: 9,267 | Blogger: Burkey1885's blog
Be sour grapes for u later ave got £1800 on
Cheers  mugs like u make it easy

1800 scottish kroner.

Still the same old Mart. Same old result. Another post race debacle

Pre race. It's early.

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Burkey1885

Burkey1885
30 Nov 17 22:34
Joined: 21 Nov 17
| Topic/replies: 9,482 | Blogger: Burkey1885's blog
Anything cashing your eye for Cheltenham shearer ! Am looking forward to the little pocket rocket , Apples Shakira , only ran twice in her life she destroys them ! Not often we see such class , hendo, says you put a hurdle in front of her and she is electric !  She was not fully wound up either ! Yes she is the apple of my eye and predicted the fastest time I ever seen in France very soft ground ! She will stay further so the famous hill will play to her strength s

Burkey1885

Burkey1885
30 Nov 17 22:51
Joined: 21 Nov 17
| Topic/replies: 9,482 | Blogger: Burkey1885's blog
Did u see the video of her in France dealer simply awesome oozed class they way she quickened up at the end of a grueling race on very soft ground was outstanding , only a few can do this in each decade set apart from the rest it's a bit like footballers great players but every so often we see incredible talent , she took my breath away ! And trust me dealer the time was super human on that very soft ground  heavy in our language imo

As we had indicated in our Novice Chasers and Hurdles preview the Irish duo of Farclas and Mr Adjudicator had easily the best time-based credentials going into the Triumph and the pair duly finished clear. Their 139 and 137 timefigures were 10 lb or so below those they recorded at Leopardstown on account of the pace to the second hurdle being fairly steady, but even they are clearly the best two around.

Apple’s Shakira hadn’t impressed on the clock all season and had made hard work of winning here on Trials day but promises to improve at 2½m with the 2019 Mares’ Hurdle an obvious target