Venetia Williams shorties

TOO RIGHT MATE STARTING TO LOOK VERY VERY BENT AND NOT A STABLE I USUALLY USE THAT WORD ON IM DISGUSTED. NEVERMIND LAST FEW  DAYS HAD 3 YES FERKING 3 INCLUDING LAST RACE AT 2/9 WTF THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN THE STEWARDS ROOM UNTIL THEY EXPLAIN THE WHOLE DAY THIS SORT OF FIDDLING SHOULD LEAD TO BANS FERKING US OVER ON A DAILY BASIS

Did you pick the lock on the bedroom door dave? LMFAO.

That's my next job Stewie LMFAO GET THAT BIG WET FISH OPEN ROLF

PMSL pal. Hope you are well.

Lol mate I'm not too bad mate ows u

Not bad pal. When I mentioned picking the lock on the bedroom door I meant to escape. LMFAO PMSL.

That's what I thort you meant ROLF

Oh damn I thought u wanted me to get locked UP for breaking and entry LMFAO ROLF

No dave, I thought the wife kept you in a kennel for stud duties. ROLF. LOL.

Long time ago mate I'm too fat n bald nowadays LMFAO. ID STILL GIVE HER ONE THOUGH LMFAO

Only ONE? Try TEN. ROFL. LMFAO. LOL.

Try wearing a wig LMFAO

LMFAO MATE. HOW DID CHELT GO FOR YOU. TUES FRI WTF WEDS THURS MMMMM YEAH BABY LOL. WIG HEY DUDE THEY CALL ME DAVE THE HAT NOT DAVE THE WIG LMFAO. IM NOT AS SAD BECKHAM N ROONEY NO FERKING WAY IM A REAL MAN LMFAO

And a girdle. ROFL.

I won a few bob dave but at least I have time to study instead of ten kids nipping my heed. ROFL, LMFAO, LOL.

HEY MY BEER GUT PAID FOR LMFAO NICE ONE MATE LMFAO

You top man dave but you must post more. I like a laugh every nite. LOL.

mrs dave likes a laugh 3 times a nite ROLF PMSL

LMFAO STEWIE SHE PREFERS TOO MOAN MMMMM LMFAO

dave the stud of Peterboro. No imitations. ROFL.

OH GOD NO WAY MATE BUT PREFER TO BE TGE STUD OF YORK OR SHEFF THEY ALL FERKING BREXIT DOWN HERE LMFAO

Wish I had a penny for every time your @rse went up and down dave. LMFO. ROFL. PMSL.LOL.

Have you ever had a dalliance with an "exotic lady" dave? LOL ROLF

FERKING HELL MATE ME TOO LMFAO ROLF LMFAO ID BE A RICH MAN. DA DA DA DA DA DA

NO MATE ID RATHER USE SELF THERAPY LMFAO. I DONT THINK AMY KESS OF GUYS WHO DO EACH TO THERE OWN I SAY HAVE YOU LOL

AMY LESS

FFS ANY LESS

Balls of a ram dave. LMFO.

OR A BULL EVEN LMFAO

I have in my yoof dave. I'm a fat old bugger now PMSL

They prefer fit young men ROLF

FAIR PLAY MATE IT DONT MATTER IF YOU SPLASH THE CASH LMFAO. IM A SAD OLD GIT ALWAYS FOUND IT DIFFICULT SITUATION WITH ANYONE ELSE SO JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE OFFERINGS IM AFFORDED LMFAO ROLF LMFAO

OR A BULL EVEN LMFAO



FERKIN SPERM WHALE MORE LIKE DAVE. LMFAO. PMSL.

HOPE YOU NOT REFERING TO MY BELLY LMFAO

Yeah they usually want you to but them a pair of shoes or sumthing ROLF

LMFAO MOUSE HOWS YOU MATE

WE LIVE IN A FERKING BOIT ROLF

OR BOOT EVEN

No dave. Your overlarge testicles. ROFL. LMFAO.

Doing alright dave, but the missus has gone to bed early again, won't be riding her tonite PMSL

dave would like a bash. ROFL. LMFAO.

I bet he would, the randy git LOL ROLF

LMFAO STEWIE. MOUSE THINK WE ALL PLAYING THE SAME BANJO LMFAO. THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD SITES THAT PROVIDE THE NECESSARY ENCOURAGEMENT FOR US GUYS LMFAO ROLF. BELIEVE IT OR NOT IVE SLOWED DOWN LMFAO

2 blues and straight back in the saddle dave PMSL

NEVER USED IT MATE IF MRS HAT SAYS GIDDY UP IM WAVING THE GIRTH LMFAO

ROLF get in their soldier

WE LIVE IN HOPE LMAO I HAVE AN EYE FOR THE LADIES BUT THEY TEND TO POKE IT LMFAO

Poke them first dave PMSL

dave, miss stew asked me not long ago what I would do if I couldn't get an erection. She asked if I would go down the blue pill route. I said no, I'll pass you on to davethehat. ROFL.LMFAO.

THINK ID END UP LIKE ALL THE ME TOO GUYS LMFAO. SORRY SIR DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE HER GAG LMFAO. STEWIE OMFG THATS FUNNY LMFAO HAVING SAID THAT I DONT THINK SHE WOULD COMPLAIN BUT SHE WOULD DEFO MOAN OH YEAH BABY LMFAO

Poast her down in a big ferking cake stew PMSL ROLF

HEY MOUSE YOUR GETTING ME EXCITED LMFAO SHE GOTTA BE WORTH ONE IF STEWIE PICKED HER MMMM

Too right dave, she'll bring a dozen candles as well for your express pleasure LMFAO

Think I'll try it from behind. Hope I pot the pink. LMFAO.LOL PMSL.

LOLOLOL ROLF dave proper up for a 3sum wiv mrs stew and mrs mouse PMSL

LMFAO MOUSE IM HOPING SHES BLOWING ME N NOT THE CANDLES ROLF.  BROWN MAKES EM MOAN LOUDER STEWARTY BUT NEVER MANAGED TO FIND ONE WHO WOULD CLEAN OT AFTER WONDER WHY LMFAO ROLF

No way you get miss stew dave. She'll call me Tiny Tim after you. ROFL.

SEND EM OVER GUYS LOL

STEWIE LMFAO YOU BEEN LOOKING NAWTY ROLF

Meanwhile me and stew would be having a pint and talking horses ROLF PMSL

I'm up for the threesome myself but just us three. LMFAO. ROFL PMSL LOL.

MOUSE PMSFL LMFAO. I COULD DO YOU A VIDEO LMFAO

LMFAO STEWIE YOU AND 2 FEMALES OR???? Lol

I'll get my coat DOUBLE MEGA ROLF

LMFAO

mouse and I back the winner of the 1000 guineas whilst dave takes care of our fillies. ROFL.

At least we'd be certain of them 2 fillies getting a stiff 7 PMSL

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN STEWIE AND MOUSE YOU CAN ADD A BIT TO THE LENGTH BUT ITS THE GIRTH THAT THEY WOULD WORSHIP LMFAO ROLF LMFAO

When I said to miss stew if she wanted me she said yes. Her ears were blocked that night coz now she calls herself miss take. LMFAO.

LMFAO STEWIE SHE WOULD LUV TO TAKE THE HAT LMFAO

dave, is it true your nickname is Frankel? LMFAO.LOL.

Sign mrs mouse up for 3 hatloads PMSL

STEWIE I WISH ID BE LIVING THE LIFE. LMFAO JUST NOT MR AVERAGE BUT IN A GOOD WAY ROLF. MOUSE HATLOADS OR HOT LOADS LMFAO

miss stew wants dave as her milliner. LMFAO.

3 hot loads of hat juice ROLFAOTFP

LMFAO STEWIE I THINK SHE WID LOOK GREAT COVERED IN MY CREAM LMFAO. LMFAO MOUSE

Goodnight lads. Speak tomorrow. Just heard a squeak from the bedroom door. Either miss stew is randy or my dog has caught it's paw on the blanket. LMFAO.ROFL.

Dropped from 10 viewing to 2 in the last 3 minutes. Don't people know a quality lurving thread when they see one? ROLFY PMSLAOTP

Nite nite Stew. Nite nite Dave. ROLF ROLF ROLF

LMFAO STEWIE NITE MATE HOPE ITS THE FISH CLICKING LMFAO. MOUSE ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PERVY GUYS WHO SPY LMFAO. THEY PROBABLY GOT SCARED COS ITS REAL MEN TALKING LMFAO

Nite nite mouse hope she bites LMFAO

dave, when you look in again I've decided to invite you and your family up to Aberdeen for a luxurious weekend. However you will have to give me some time as I have to call the builders in to add 11 new bedrooms. ROFL.