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How long do you need the ladder Burkey? If you dig yourself any deeper you will be in Australia for the Autumn Festival.Self flagelation belongs with a certain religion and best left there? hth
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mart elsie just texted me and says fro.
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I gnaw it is a long time until xmas but I have marked the kalender or was it collander? I dont gnaw but top of the list is a sense of humour for Burkey,a dickshunnerry and a two week holiday for his carers and a Bookie of flewers fur Elsie.....sorry Elise on his behalf.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AUCSkHCrwY
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Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you say
I just can't stay here every yesterday Like keep on acting out the same The way we act out Every way to smile, forget And make-believe we never needed Any more than this Any more than this Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you do I know I'll never really get inside of you To make your eyes catch fire The way they should The way the blue could pull me in If they only would, if they only would At least I'd lose this sense of sensing something else That hides away From me and you, there're worlds to part With aching looks and breaking hearts And all the prayers your hands can make Oh I just take as much as you can throw And then throw it all away Oh I throw it all away Like throwing faces at the sky Like throwing arms round Yesterday, I stood and stared Wide-eyed in front of you And the face I saw looked back The way I wanted to But I just can't hold my tears away The way you do Elise believe I never wanted this I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises I thought you were the girl I always dreamed about But I let the dream go And the promises broke And the make-believe ran out So Elise It doesn't matter what you say I just can't stay here every yesterday Like keep on acting out the same The way we act out Every way to smile Forget and make-believe we never needed Any more than this Any more than this And every time I try to pick it up Like falling sand As fast as I pick it up It runs away through my clutching hands But there's nothing else I can really do There's nothing else I can really do There's nothing else I can really do At all |
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Elise,I love you despite Stanley............and if I ever said anything to offend you I apologise most humbly so please forgive me.
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mart elsie just texted me and says fro.
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ta
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I just want to vomit ffs
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Similar stuff on Andrews in Sweden thread……ffs
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that'll be over doing the mars bars again you fat chunk
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F4rty 15st 6 at 10am
15st 9 at 11am fluck chew hayshuns. |
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more likely he just forgot to remove the colostomy bag for the 2nd weigh in
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and just forbalance, fat mart could at least spell elise correctly once in a while whereas you have been spelling it wrong for 20 years ysdfc
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Yes it’s Elsie Ydc
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i wasnt talking to u ... muppet
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Oh right….
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elsie wears a skirt.
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and?
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we ought to see if that thread where mart was telling about his new mini cooper that could see round corners is still there
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smokey1919 25 May 17 00:26
not a mini cooper rs 56 twin panoramic sun roofs full body kit stainless steel twin exhaust 32 color changing amber lighting , upgrade full sat nav with built in blue tooth , the heads lights switch and light around a corner ie if you driving along a country road it lights up the corner before u reach it , air con , upgraded wheels , tuned engine racing filter , upgrade shocks, cruise control stop start, upgraded seats ,v8 engine 800hp 40mpg,goes like stink. |
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the classic 22 properties in edin is on the same thread, amazing how much shoite he could fit into an evening
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Have you won today Elsie,or any other day,or do you just come on here squawking and belching air….
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fck off fatty
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Harsh.
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eye conquer with elsie
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Eye don’t give a fk
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erectile dissfunkchun.
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I will be asking you and the helmet to lay some bets in the coming days and weeks…..
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im salivating.
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Couple of toilets in desperate need of flushing ….
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has ya bowels gave way?
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