Elise

How long do you need the ladder Burkey? If you dig yourself any deeper you will be in Australia for the Autumn Festival.Self flagelation belongs with a certain religion and best left there? hth

mart elsie just texted me and says fro.

I gnaw it is a long time until xmas but I have marked the kalender or was it collander? I dont gnaw but top of the list is a sense of humour for Burkey,a dickshunnerry and a two week holiday for his carers and a Bookie of flewers fur Elsie.....sorry Elise on his behalf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AUCSkHCrwY

Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you say
I just can't stay here every yesterday
Like keep on acting out the same
The way we act out
Every way to smile, forget
And make-believe we never needed
Any more than this
Any more than this
Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you do
I know I'll never really get inside of you
To make your eyes catch fire
The way they should
The way the blue could pull me in
If they only would, if they only would
At least I'd lose this sense of sensing something else
That hides away
From me and you, there're worlds to part
With aching looks and breaking hearts
And all the prayers your hands can make
Oh I just take as much as you can throw
And then throw it all away
Oh I throw it all away
Like throwing faces at the sky
Like throwing arms round
Yesterday, I stood and stared
Wide-eyed in front of you
And the face I saw looked back
The way I wanted to
But I just can't hold my tears away
The way you do
Elise believe I never wanted this
I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises
I thought you were the girl I always dreamed about
But I let the dream go
And the promises broke
And the make-believe ran out
So Elise
It doesn't matter what you say
I just can't stay here every yesterday
Like keep on acting out the same
The way we act out
Every way to smile
Forget and make-believe we never needed
Any more than this
Any more than this
And every time I try to pick it up
Like falling sand
As fast as I pick it up
It runs away through my clutching hands
But there's nothing else I can really do
There's nothing else I can really do
There's nothing else I can really do
At all

Elise,I love you despite Stanley............and if I ever said anything to offend you I apologise most humbly so please forgive me.

Love from........Burkey!!!

mart elsie just texted me and says fro.

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I just want to vomit ffs

Similar stuff on Andrews in Sweden thread……ffs

that'll be over doing the mars bars again you fat chunk

F4rty 15st 6 at 10am

15st 9 at 11am

fluck chew hayshuns.

more likely he just forgot to remove the colostomy bag for the 2nd weigh in

and just forbalance, fat mart could at least spell elise correctly once in a while whereas you have been spelling it wrong for 20 years ysdfc

Yes it’s Elsie Ydc

i wasnt talking to u ... muppet

Oh right….

elsie wears a skirt.

and?

we ought to see if that thread where mart was telling about his new mini cooper that could see round corners is still there

smokey1919    25 May 17 00:26
not a mini cooper rs 56 twin panoramic sun roofs full body kit stainless steel twin exhaust
32 color changing amber lighting  , upgrade full sat nav
with built in blue tooth , the heads lights switch and light around a corner ie if you driving along a country road it lights up the corner before u reach it , air con , upgraded wheels , tuned engine racing filter , upgrade shocks, cruise control stop start, upgraded seats ,v8 engine 800hp 40mpg,goes like stink.

the classic 22 properties in edin is on the same thread, amazing how much shoite he could fit into an evening

Have you won today Elsie,or any other day,or do you just come on here squawking and belching air….

fck off fatty

Harsh.

eye conquer with elsie

Eye don’t give a fk

erectile dissfunkchun.

I will be asking you and the helmet to lay some bets in the coming days and weeks…..

im salivating.

Couple of toilets in desperate need of flushing ….

has ya bowels gave way?