Forums
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
Happy Valley
27 Sep 18 16:39
Joined:
Date Joined: 20 Jul 02
| Topic/replies: 3,322 | Blogger: Happy Valley's blog
something or other Johnson or Johnston. the late, great Alan Amies used to think the same and he just sounds like his own greatest fan. reminds me very much of alan green on the football.

Post your reply

Text Format: Table: Smilies:
Forum does not support HTML
Insert Photo
Cancel
sort by:
Show
per page
Replies: 30
By:
TheFear
When: 27 Sep 18 17:12
Shouty Man, Mark Johnson? He can be incredibly annoying but i'll say one thing in his favour he is very enthusiastic about the game.
By:
duncan idaho
When: 27 Sep 18 17:17
f@nny m@gnet
By:
pablo-fanque
When: 27 Sep 18 17:17
i give him bonus points today for telling us about colour changes "if you are playing in-running"
By:
adamski
When: 27 Sep 18 17:52
Johnson one of the better ones for me. A bit of competition but Cattermole the worst, don't know how he gets some of these top gigs.
By:
CustomCut
When: 27 Sep 18 18:41
Johnson and Cattermole both poor. I wonder if Johnson, seeing as he didn't commentate on the Leger this year, will continue mention them going past the Leger start in every single jumps race at the track. That's always a pain.
By:
Charlton2005
When: 27 Sep 18 19:37
is johnson the guy that called L.A Goes to Vegas? if so he is the worst. wac
By:
jmdc
When: 27 Sep 18 21:13
Called Samlesbury SAM-LES-BURY in the first today.  BAe place near Preston is pronounced SARMS-BURY.
By:
Happy Valley
When: 28 Sep 18 07:31
it isn't so much the actual call, he just seems so incredibly up himself
By:
Deltâ
When: 28 Sep 18 07:50
are you Alex Embiricos?
By:
davethehat
When: 28 Sep 18 11:07
The one I detest is Ian Bartlett can't stand his ferkin voice. Most of the others are decent. Remember when my kids were younger and I had channel 4 racing on they used to say MR LIPS on dad. They meant Derek Thompson lmao he looks like a sink plunger.
By:
saddo
When: 28 Sep 18 11:36
I watch replays with no sound mainly. When it is on I only recognise thommo's voice but there are others who make you want to switch it off asap.
By:
lead on
When: 28 Sep 18 15:29
His pronunciation of "Elegiac" leaves a bit to be desired
By:
steerforth
When: 28 Sep 18 15:37
Gareth er Topham.. And there off and er racing!
Darren Owen -  back markah...kah kah....  ..being rode along
And muted at the start for Fitzgerald to blank the they're aaaahff.
By:
1st time poster
When: 28 Sep 18 17:27
someone had the bright idea of giving john hunt the silver cam, besides sounding as though he was bollock deep into little joe,he just mentioned a dozen names entering the last furlong and hoped he was on the right one when the music stopped
By:
Happy Valley
When: 28 Sep 18 17:27
Delta you've got me there.

re Bartlett, i know his voice annoys so many, but i like his calls. i think he's good and not overly egotistical.

mark johnston's calls so often seem to have the subtext, me, myself and I.

i know Catts is not as good a caller as the others but he's just the best bloke you could ever meet and is a vgd TV host or compere

richard hoiles very good caller, knows his onions and another decent bloke

simon holt vgd caller

there seem other good callers around, too, but i know the voices rather than the names.

can't stand derek thomson's smacking of his lips, it's disgusting!!
By:
Happy Valley
When: 28 Sep 18 17:28
really enjoy when simon holt doing the local brighton tracks
By:
davethehat
When: 28 Sep 18 17:55
Big up happy valley you have some good calls there and Bartlett is annoying lol. Old Thomson always seems to be drawing breath when he commentates lol but he did have a bad illness a while back.  I like Malcolm Tomlinson but most of the guys are pretty good. What forks me off is when you back an odds on and the commentator seems to get hard on over the fact it's struggling. It almost seems as though they've laid it to 10k lol
By:
rumbledog
When: 28 Sep 18 19:46
"Horse A takes the lead, B in second, C in third, D in fourth, E is in fifth, f in sixth, G in seventh, H in eighth, I is in ninth, J in tenth" - and repeat......

Commentating for punters whose video is on the blink?

Johnston is not quite as annoying as Thompson, but that's not saying much.
By:
Deptford
When: 28 Sep 18 20:32
Bartlett, a fooking useless clown
By:
steerforth
When: 28 Sep 18 20:59
The problem for us old timers is that having been captivated by the sound of Po'S in his prime, nothing can ever live up to that. We didn't know at the time that it would never be better. Easy to forget that even he declined in the later years. To be fair, as irritating as some of the voices are the accuracy really isn't bad at all. However, sometimes I think I'm watching a different race to Ian Barlett. I don't get the Cattermole critics, his voice has a pleasing cadence to my ears.
By:
davethehat
When: 28 Sep 18 21:14
Nice one steer forth can't stand Bartlett sounds like a ferkin teacher giving a physics lesson lol. Cats ok and pos was a legend.
By:
Vubiant
When: 28 Sep 18 23:41
In a parallel universe - what gets me is women commentating on football. Female vocal chords are not suitable for high decibel excitable throaty roars as when a goal is threatened or is scored. They sound like fishwives in an echo chanber. Excruciating to listen to -but of course PC dictates they must be given so many gigs.
Hope they are kept well away from the racetracks' commentary boxes.
By:
saxon farm
When: 28 Sep 18 23:47
Peter O’Sullevan was great until he retired at least 10 years too late. YouTube is littered with an embarrassment of errors from him post the mid eighties.
By:
RothmanMike
When: 28 Sep 18 23:56
My least favs are the lip-smacking Thompson, and the out-of-breat at the end of every race Mark Slater.
Both spoil my enjoyment, so resort to mute is the only option.
By:
duffy
When: 29 Sep 18 03:39
Bartlett ends up sounding like a Dalek at the end of races, he also fooked up the call in Sean The Stars Arc, called it Sea the Star sar as it went past the post, he re did the call subsequently.
By:
Happy Valley
When: 29 Sep 18 05:13
Saxon Farm, so agree re PoS
By:
Happy Valley
When: 29 Sep 18 05:13
and I remember Saxon Farm well - I think! Stan mellor? and mark perrett? Triumph Hurdle?
By:
Happy Valley
When: 29 Sep 18 05:16
just checked, it was 1983. I was in my prime!! Shiny Copper, Mrs Nadine Smith, Broadsword, Starfen. Love it. Going to treat myself to a packet of spangles.
By:
Happy Valley
When: 29 Sep 18 05:17
and just because Barlett has a posh voice doesn't mean he's a bad caller or even a bad person, though I do grasp how posh voices often denote a class enemy!!!
By:
stu
When: 29 Sep 18 08:11
Mute button is barely off for any of them for me. Don't need some idiot screaming at me while I'm trying to actually watch the race.
sort by:
Show
per page

Post your reply

Text Format: Table: Smilies:
Forum does not support HTML
Insert Photo
Cancel
‹ back to topics
www.betfair.com