great idea for newbie's/calling all newbie's

hi everyone who are thinking of joining Betfair,when you join ask can you get instant access to the forum.tell them you are prepared to be put on probation with instant dismissal while on probation if you step out of line ,they will be delighted to have you as a new customer and they might agree ,and then you can converse personally with the one and only Brass who will give you loads of quality winning tips.
so don't even think about it ,join up now.and you will soon be talking to BRASS on the best gambling site in the world.
Note,my betfair christmas parcel will be arriving soon.