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Thanks for the tickets, you were a true gent at Newcastle and Hexham
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Saying as it is, met him twice and he couldnt do enough for us.
He said the same of you Dealer, If I venture north hopefully will be at a time when you could come along.
Yep should imagine off here he would be a gent
On here he is nutz
On here he is nutz
knoxeeeeee will eventually make it up there in his pedalo as well.
If i can be there i will. Showed us the inner sanctum of the race room. Really interesting stuff.
Fook this I'm in a cramped caravan with the kids and the dawg
Only been here an hour and I want to come home
Only been here an hour and I want to come home
Is the Aftertimers Arms having a grand reopening tonight ?
I sense it could be a interesting night in there.
I sense it could be a interesting night in there.
Correct striding. Point out the lies and your a troll or stalker, dont get me wrong he has gone a bit radio rental last few weeks but life on here can do that
Gutty ain't joking either we went together he looks good in a Luftwaffe pilots uniform to be fair
I got called a MUG by cardended today putting up a race fred and I didn't even bet. Thought a fahey fav was too short and it drifted about 12% but still won.
I had no financial interest and I was the MUG
and these people moan about others behaviour!
I had no financial interest and I was the MUG
and these people moan about others behaviour!
Quiet day Gutty ok in running but certainly nothing to shout about, not that any of us shout when we do have a good un!
Ain't seen it delta
Got 3 more days of this shyte
Got 3 more days of this shyte
Until Saturday stride
I'd be home tomoro morning if I had my way
Fooking fold down beds just been pulled out
Love being with the kids but fook this I'm going to see if there are any b and bs about but it's the school hols so doubt it
I'd be home tomoro morning if I had my way
Fooking fold down beds just been pulled out
Love being with the kids but fook this I'm going to see if there are any b and bs about but it's the school hols so doubt it
Caravan got a phone line and router has it Grim?
He probably is at the seaside.......in his own mind
Another fictionalisation from the forum numpty!
Another fictionalisation from the forum numpty!
The Golden Egg Cup - is the episode
watch it one day -
I reckon you may even be a bit of a Jim Royale!
watch it one day -
I reckon you may even be a bit of a Jim Royale!
To be fair I am delta
Will watch it when I get back from my imaginary holiday
Nunight
Will watch it when I get back from my imaginary holiday
Nunight
To be fair I am delta
Will watch it when I get back from my imaginary holiday
Nunight
Will watch it when I get back from my imaginary holiday
Nunight
Evening lads - cudnt agree more wiv what the dealers 1st post said - looked after me at Hexham and then both he and his mates looked after me and mine on a great night at the toon when i was in need of a pickme up - anyone that takes themselves too seriously on here needs to give their heeds a wobble and Stevie aint doing anything different on here to what he has always done - if anything this place is much less raucous than it ever was imo
Nice one Wazza - Mart wants to say well done as well...
Has the pedalo pirate been sighted off Cromer yet?
ty tom and paul..just seen this thread
look forward to the next meeting.
look forward to the next meeting.
You could hear the oar beats pound as they raced round and round,
And the clatter of the sails as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he sailed into Wallsend street, his skull badge upon his chest,
His name was Noxy, and he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
Now Noxy loved a widow, a ladyboy known as Sue,
He lived all alone in Tiddle Lane at number 22.
They said he was too good for him, he was haughty, proud and chic,
But Noxy got his rum there three times every week.
They called him Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
He said he'd like to bathe in rum, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his yatch.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
He says, "Noxy, I'll be happy if you come over my treasure chest."
That tickled old Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
Now Noxy had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Willie Shafter from Wallsend and he drove the transit van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when he seen the size of his testicles it very near turned his head.
He nearly swooned at his cumberland and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once he sampled his hot squirt cream he'd have his wicked way,
And all Noxy had to offer was a pint of rum a day.
Poor Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
One lunch time Willie saw Noxys rum boat outside his door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Noxys boat and didn't half kick its oars
Whose name was Oarsy, (Orsyyyyyyy)
and they powered the fastest rum boat in the west.
Now Noxy rushed out into the street, his gold dubloon in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for him like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have 2 dubloons on the side."
Now Noxy dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Willie went for his gun.
But Noxy was too quick, things didn't go the way Willie planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured tube of ky jelly sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Noxy, he pushed him aside and a tube of ky caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened dust,
Of a stale greggs pie caught him in the eye and Noxy bit the dust.
Poor Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
Noxy was only 5ft 2, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that rum round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the rum man's life is full of fun in that fairy, noxy land.
But a man's needs are many fold and soon she married Willie,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the waves a-crashing? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Noxys ghostly gold dildo a-rattling in his mate ?
They won't forget Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
And the clatter of the sails as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he sailed into Wallsend street, his skull badge upon his chest,
His name was Noxy, and he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
Now Noxy loved a widow, a ladyboy known as Sue,
He lived all alone in Tiddle Lane at number 22.
They said he was too good for him, he was haughty, proud and chic,
But Noxy got his rum there three times every week.
They called him Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
He said he'd like to bathe in rum, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his yatch.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
He says, "Noxy, I'll be happy if you come over my treasure chest."
That tickled old Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
Now Noxy had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Willie Shafter from Wallsend and he drove the transit van.
He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,
And when he seen the size of his testicles it very near turned his head.
He nearly swooned at his cumberland and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."
He knew once he sampled his hot squirt cream he'd have his wicked way,
And all Noxy had to offer was a pint of rum a day.
Poor Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
One lunch time Willie saw Noxys rum boat outside his door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to Noxys boat and didn't half kick its oars
Whose name was Oarsy, (Orsyyyyyyy)
and they powered the fastest rum boat in the west.
Now Noxy rushed out into the street, his gold dubloon in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for him like a man."
"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have 2 dubloons on the side."
Now Noxy dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and Willie went for his gun.
But Noxy was too quick, things didn't go the way Willie planned,
And a strawberry-flavoured tube of ky jelly sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Noxy, he pushed him aside and a tube of ky caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened dust,
Of a stale greggs pie caught him in the eye and Noxy bit the dust.
Poor Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
Noxy was only 5ft 2, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that rum round in the sky.
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,
And the rum man's life is full of fun in that fairy, noxy land.
But a man's needs are many fold and soon she married Willie,
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the waves a-crashing? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Noxys ghostly gold dildo a-rattling in his mate ?
They won't forget Noxy, (Noxeeeeeeeeee)
And he sailed the fastest rum boat in the west.
He needs to start courtsiding at Ffos Las. I want a freebie
Notice wullie only seems to sort the posher, better educated, wealthier forum user out. (Dealer, shears)
Notice mart only seems to sort the thicker , less. educated, scruffier forum user out. ( ghost , gregg )
Notice mart only seems to sort the thicker , less. educated, scruffier forum user out. ( ghost , gregg )
Can’t hide class wullie.
Hoping mart might buy me youngest a new pair of trainers after reading this
Hoping mart might buy me youngest a new pair of trainers after reading this
Seriously would be definitely be interesting to see the "in-runners" in action. Think I have had two in running bets (both lost).
Dealer did u send him a card , you known shearer for years who has know stevie for years your not going say anything are u
He still a prat on here thread spoiling at every opertunity , embarrasing
You meeer someone for 5 min you think u know them please spare me
As him why he does not drink or shy he can’t go abroad
He still a prat on here thread spoiling at every opertunity , embarrasing
You meeer someone for 5 min you think u know them please spare me
As him why he does not drink or shy he can’t go abroad
I have to agree here I'm a total knobhead but I've pulled the wool over skinto and gutfeelings eyes
Nah we knew but we overlooked it cause we're good people 
As him why he does not drink or shy he can’t go abroad
more absolute cringe from the fat balding doylem.
more absolute cringe from the fat balding doylem.
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