Stephen lost his bottle

Like a darts player with dart titis , 
When he goes to place a bet pre racing
His stomach churns uncontrlobly
Heads straight for the newrest loo
To realise his bowels
He been looking in seeing massigh how to bet pre race
Akaramtjy he though it wd come easy though he wd try betting ore race
After placing his £50 bet
It got pumped
He did not feel well as per guys churning
The docs says stevie it’s simple
You got duke of argoles it’s stress

Also u went too races tryied to bet pre race again
Leave the betting to the massigh
You bet went down
Don’t ever go back to that or
You will get ring sting lottery by bookies your not a player
Sit down and enjoy your returner