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I was hoping to be in the starting line up to boost their chances for the Victoria Cup this weekend but the manager only muttered two words to me... 'Try Cork'.
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There was a man from Aberdoon
He "trolled" the bookies in toon Then he was shamed Backing favourites unnamed And now he's the forum buffoon. |
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Was a man called stewarty b
Cohabited with his lover Big D He girded his loins But lost all his coins Now he has no money |
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Is that a real photo of you? Christ, you would snap in two like a twig.
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Looks very much like Jimmy Sneddon from where I'm sitting.
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I do like his new name tbf...
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Jimmy Sneddon confirmed.
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Great badminton player in his day. Rumour has it he once placed in the German St. Leger.
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The irony of Limericks..
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There was a man called Richie
His balls became itchy His pal licked them dry And Richie said oh Aye And Richie was grateful for Mitchie |
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My go
There was a wee taffy called Rich He's known as the forums wee bit ch Sleeps with sheep just for fun Takes it up the bum One day he'll be found in a ditch |
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Dom's the master of the three. Dom, do you have any knowledge of hurling?
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I believe they call it flipping, Stew.
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Nope Stewarty.
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It's only funny if it's about someone other than me!
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gay lick sports isn't to everyone's taste
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No probs Dom. I er invested a wee bit too heavily on Limerick at 5/4 to win the Victoria Cup on Sunday even though they had reached the final but my mole (cork langer) advised me not too. Also have them in a double with a n other. Do you know which Sky channel is RTE?
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Don't think you can get RTE outside of Ireland, but you can prob get it off some IPTV site, I imagine Richie could point you in the right direction in that regards.
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There was an old man called Stew
Who drank lots of Special Brew He bets on the hurling But thought it was curling He should've stuck with the Iron Bru! |
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Afternoon stewarty, you appear to be a little confused about your wager, not sure where you got the name Victoria from, it is the Liam MacCarthy Cup they will be playing for and the match is next Sunday the 19th August not this Sunday, gl
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There once was a jockey called Smith
Who swore he had taken the fifth When he quit the forum With no great decorum But he's back now and continues to tiff. |
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There's a right bunch of loons on the forum
Who lack dignity ,class and decorum, Some are sick , some are sad Some would drive you quite mad. The best thing to do is - ignore 'em ! |
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There once was a mouse called Muldoon
Moderators sussed that he was a loon Trolling and chasing removed from the place Only to return as a womenwithnointerestinracing ! |
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THEGHOSTOFALEXBIRD
His place odds are always a third He lives in the fens Inveigles his friends You can't polish a turd |
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Can somebody explain to Dom how a limerick works please!
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A limerick is a short and fun five-line fun poem with a distinctive rhythm. The first, second and fifth lines are longer than the third and fourth lines. The rhyming pattern is AABBA. The longer A lines rhyme with each other and the shorter B lines rhyme with each other.
Line 1: 7-10 syllables A Line 2: 7-10 syllables A Line 3: 5-7 syllables B Line 4: 5-7 syllables B Line 5: 7-10 syllables A Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poems/funny/limerick/ |
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I was struggling with a way of ending it with the username !
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Agnetha Bjorn Benny Andrew |
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At least you got your lengths right, Dom. We'll deal with the rhyming another day!
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Cork Langer
Date Joined: 16 Aug 05 Add contact | Send message 10 Aug 18 15:49 Joined: 16 Aug 05 | Topic/replies: 37,483 | Blogger: Cork Langer's blog Afternoon stewarty, you appear to be a little confused about your wager, not sure where you got the name Victoria from, it is the Liam MacCarthy Cup they will be playing for and the match is next Sunday the 19th August not this Sunday, gl I thought you mentioned Victoria somewhere. My mistake and at this rate I'm not going to get rich punting on this game! Any channel you know of where I can watch it? |
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Yes I am fairly sure it was smirnoff who said it would be shown live by Sky as well as being broadcast by RTE
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will be on sky either 407/408 or might get an even more favourable slot depending on what other live sport they are covering on the day - but fairly safe to say that it will be on one of those channels
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Hiya stew how’s tricks buddy
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thanks for confirming s2tr, old Ashley is some villain, will no doubt get an interesting reception tomorrow if he shows his face
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Aye he likes keeping hold of the purse strings dont he - wont pay proper premiership wages for players hence no one wants to come and play there unless wages are part funded from the other club in loan deals etc - all rather pathetic but we are stuck wiv him im afraid cos he is not really interested in selling the club and just thrives off the free publicity he gets from the charade he plays with "his toy" shudnt be anywhere near a football club
 Similarly whilst he may well have saved thousands of jobs at House Of Fraser for now those that remain will be soon having their old contracts torn up and offered new ones on minimum wage |
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a-ha!smirny in da house
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the one credential he does have though is billionaire status which is pretty much essential for a PL club these days
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