'The Weasel'wise very nearly came out of retirement for this one!

I was told to be grateful for small mercy's.

Where's zipper when you need him?

heavily sedated in a straitjacket admiring his padded wallpaper

If you really want to know the selection, you know where to look!

Just the 12 lbs clear on my rantings, (whoops, I mean ratings)!

the fingers never lie

Your brother shags your mother your sister shags your father you dirty inbreed b*****d the dingle family da da dada. To the tune of: Adams Family Theme Tune.

How much did you lose?

That's a bit harsh on him for tipping a loser,Glasgow...thank f@ck he's retired,though

it was a football chant about the dingle family, maybe a bit obscure for some on here, i never had a bet in the race. hth.

sorry,realised that...should have put a smiley at the end of my post...only joking about him retiring,also...cheers