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Cork Langer
25 Jul 18 14:47
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Yes folks the forums very own version of the Chuckles Brothers have put up three massively overpriced horses to win the last three races, can you resist having a play knowing their records speak for themselves on here, have they ever led anyone astray, of course not, they were up all night unearthing these gems for your punting delight.

Bath 4.00 Amberine (calculated on the speed fingers so past the post already no doubt, though has drifted a little since being put up, only pointing that out in case an excuse is needed)
Bath 4.30 Bath & Tennis (no speed fingers for this one just pure instinct from the city troller, its value, you don't need to know anymore so don't push your luck)
Bath 5.00 Rastacap (speed fingers were used for this but mainly selected as he wore one of these at Carnoustie, a happy coincidence selection)

So off to the bookies with ye all, riches await with these beauties, how fortunate we are to have two such generous people among us to point us in the right direction, all they ask is that you post a well done to them when you collect, then again tomorrow and the day after and the day after that...!
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Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 2:49 PM BST
Thank you Cork. I shall place my commission in the capable hands of Big Dieter.
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 3:58 PM BST
Pawned everything of value, funeral suit, iron, cuff links, we know the lads won't let us down...!
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:06 PM BST
Where is s2tr when you need him, Bee Gee's and Tragedy should be playing, down at the first hurdle, not even second place, how could the speed fingers be so wrong...?
Have to hope no one passes away before next payday...!
Report domino14 July 25, 2018 4:07 PM BST
Who are these Scottish Tipsters ?
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:10 PM BST
No names JD, they get very upset when they see my name on a post, no idea why, given all the free promotion work that I do for them...!
Report domino14 July 25, 2018 4:11 PM BST
Burkey and Ghost ?
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:14 PM BST
Ghost will be well upset to be referred to as Scottish being a loud, I mean proud, Fenman...!
Report koikeeper July 25, 2018 4:26 PM BST
Marty and stewy
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:29 PM BST
Koi, you'll get me hung, drawn and quartered...!
Report domino14 July 25, 2018 4:29 PM BST
Personally always thought Stew B was pretty sound. Posts his opinions but seems quite level headed and grounded.
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 4:35 PM BST
I thought it would be too hot for mart putting up anything shirley in this heat?
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:45 PM BST
All rules go out the window when you crave attention striding, started ok, couple of losers and then feels the need to chase it, never had any discipline and never will irrespective of whatever rubbish he chooses to spout, hence why he is one of Paddy's best mates...!

Will maybe have more goes tonight and the fail-safe of the after time is always there in reserve whenever required.
Report koikeeper July 25, 2018 4:47 PM BST
Cork you are funny lol
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:52 PM BST
Koi, glad you appreciate the effort I have been putting in working on my hummer...!
Report Deltâ July 25, 2018 4:52 PM BST
stridingedge - you been on hols?
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 4:55 PM BST
Cop yourself on delta, he was in therapy after trying to get through to burkey...!
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 4:55 PM BST
Koi the biggest surprise for me was how you had his back for so long, I just couldn't fathom it.

The aftertiming I find excruciating, it's something anyone with an ounce of credit just would never do and I cannot forgive it. The fact Greg is posting up these tickets after the even is just pure cringe actually something very creepy about it, how the hell he thinks it's ok behaviour is even more baffling than mart's actions.

I just can't come on here too often these days makes my blood boil.
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 4:57 PM BST
Only to see my parents for a bit Delta. Too hot indoors. Wink
Report Deltâ July 25, 2018 4:58 PM BST
I put a fred up the other day - asking for your stats help


will ttt it

tar
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 4:59 PM BST
It's a flaw I have responding to marts b0ll0x but I am certainly not alone on that score.

Should be able to just leave it and let him get on with it.

When Koi is on his back you know something is going on. Whoops
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 5:03 PM BST
Aberdeen 1 Edinburgh 0
Report top2rated July 25, 2018 5:03 PM BST
*bollocks
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 5:05 PM BST
bollocks
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 5:06 PM BST
testacles
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 5:06 PM BST
Well when your luck is out it is well and truly out, just a miserable middle leg winner at prohibitive odds, never fear though, the Scottish correspondents never give in until they produce a profit, even if it is only in their heads, will be more tomorrow no doubt.
Report koikeeper July 25, 2018 5:07 PM BST
Striding..I feel the same as you these days although it went downhill on the thread we all used to post on some yrs ago...if anything he is getting worse ..if you reply to anything he puts up in a negative way then its a slanging match from him as usually the truth hurts.
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 5:10 PM BST
we should sponsor each other to boycott his freds Wink
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 5:13 PM BST
Who would be his accountant then?
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 5:14 PM BST
Sorry, you mean just you and koi innit.
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 5:17 PM BST
aye Happy
Report DenzilPenberthy July 25, 2018 5:18 PM BST
His threads serve a purpose by relieving some boredom from which many suffer.
Report stewarty b July 25, 2018 5:21 PM BST
mouse muldoon 25 Jul 18 17:03 Joined: 05 Jun 03 | Topic/replies: 10,540 | Blogger: mouse muldoon's blog
Aberdeen 1 Edinburgh 0



Christ mouse for a man that's good with figures I'm almost embarrassed to correct you.....almost..


Aberdeen 2 Edinburgh 0.
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 5:26 PM BST
The thread referred to a treble, one selection provided by yourself, so Stewy: shots 1, scored 1, Mart, shots 2, scored 0
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 5:59 PM BST
Forgive him mouse he gets over excited very easily and even had the audacity to tell me to do one as he was well capable of keeping his own figures, seems that might be an issue on the evidence above, don't tell him though, he doesn't do hummer...!
Report stewarty b July 25, 2018 6:00 PM BST
I was going by both my selections today. Explains the confusion.
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 6:04 PM BST
That is ok, it explains your confusion perfectly well, was no confusion on Professor Muldoon's part, he knows his numbers and has yours...!
Report stewarty b July 25, 2018 6:08 PM BST
I was thinking about you today bitch. Fondly as it happens.
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 6:09 PM BST
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Burkey and Ghost ?
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Cork Langer 25 Jul 18 16:14 Joined: 16 Aug 05 | Topic/replies: 37,223 | Blogger: Cork Langer's blog
Ghost will be well upset to be referred to as Scottish being a loud, I mean proud, Fenman...!





Where is Scotland pleaseConfusedConfused

Domino pay attension in classMischief
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 6:21 PM BST
How uncouth you are stewarty, you speak as if you are in a prison exercise yard or hanging out with a gang, you really need to grow up and quickly.
Report domino14 July 25, 2018 6:22 PM BST
Sorry ghosty, I presumed you were Scottish given the way you hang out of Marts bum ;) I presumed you were cohabitating.
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 6:28 PM BST
Wash your mouth out with soap JD, it appears stewarty's language has rubbed off on you, Ghost would never do as you suggested, in the Fens they keep it in the family...!
Report salmon spray July 25, 2018 6:33 PM BST
MacGhost    Shocked
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 6:35 PM BST
Keeps an eel up his kilt.
Report salmon spray July 25, 2018 6:37 PM BST
I remember him telling me that mouse. I assumed he was speaking metaphorically.
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 6:38 PM BST
Not all his tall stories are allegorical.
Report GLASGOWCALLING July 25, 2018 6:56 PM BST
   The aftertiming I find excruciating, it's something anyone with an ounce of credit just would never do and I cannot forgive it. The fact Greg is posting up these tickets after the even is just pure cringe actually something very creepy about it, how the hell he thinks it's ok behaviour is even more baffling than mart's actions.



.. exactly striding, hence why i asked greg why he carrys on posting for mart. ? ..... only to be told he doesnt mind posting for the

" genuine " ones. !!
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 6:58 PM BST
This has to be a forum first surelyWinkCrazy

I hang out of both williams and marts a-holesShockedShocked

This tells me that i am not affiliated to one gang and am impartial

I STAND ALONEExcited
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 6:59 PM BST
In gregs defence glassie he has met mart in real life so how can we judge that???

On here he is mad as fook we all know that
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 7:00 PM BST
allegorical.

Yeah i fort that alsoWhoops
Report stewarty b July 25, 2018 7:04 PM BST
How uncouth you are stewarty


Listen, since you've become my forum bitch I seem to have hit a purple patch. I'm not that superstitious but from now on I want you to post at least

one thing about me every day. (good or bad)

PS This is not a request.
Report stridingedge July 25, 2018 7:04 PM BST
Ghosty millions of americans thought Trump was an ok guy, I think he's an ar$ehole of the highest order.

You can only personally judge on what's put in front of you, if it's an act on here I would congratulate him on inventing a hilarious ****w1t of a character that the fast show or Harry Enfield would have been proud of!

But if the BS posted on here is really supposed to be carried off as genuine then supporting that is ludicrous.
Report the dealer July 25, 2018 7:07 PM BST
he's a walopper, a harmless walopper but stil a walopper
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 7:08 PM BST
Not sure why anyone at this stage could have any doubt about him being a big time loser, he has provided all the evidence needed, unwittingly admittedly, but it is there for all to see in black and white.
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 7:12 PM BST
stewarty you have been politely requested to grow up, kindly do so before making another post, at first it was a bit of fun, but your inability to refuse to bite is becoming embarrassing, have a bit more respect for yourself man
Report stewarty b July 25, 2018 7:16 PM BST
Just don't forget to post tomorrow.
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 7:19 PM BST
Ghost would never do as you suggested, in the Fens they keep it in the family...!


I should not have drunk coffee while reading thatLaugh
Report Cork Langer July 25, 2018 7:22 PM BST
My apologies dopey, sometimes resistance is futile, as stewarty is finding out, he'll cop himself on eventually, there is hope for everyone after all...!
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 7:30 PM BST
Eye fink your being very allegorical dopeyHappy
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 7:35 PM BST
Some statements hit the spot Ghosty, No offence but I thought it was feckin funny
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 7:41 PM BST
I dont even know what allegorical meens mateHappy

**** yeah its a big thing incest the game the whole family can playHappy
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 7:43 PM BST
My Sister/Aunty was county championHappy
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 7:43 PM BST
I dont even know what allegorical meens mate

allegorical
ˌalɪˈɡɒrɪk(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: allegorical
constituting or containing allegory.
"an allegorical painting"
synonyms:
symbolic, metaphorical, figurative, representative, emblematic, imagistic, mystical, parabolic, symbolizing; raretropical
"an allegorical painting"


WTF!!!
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 7:47 PM BST
Ask mouseHappy
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 7:48 PM BST
mart painting a mystical painting???

fooked if i knowGrin
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 7:53 PM BST
Consider the lilies.
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 7:55 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjrn4dXE2yI
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 8:04 PM BST
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 8:04 PM BST
Well sayed Peter.
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 8:14 PM BST
Fu cking nutz yew lot areExcited
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 8:16 PM BST
Consider the lillies Ghosty
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 8:17 PM BST
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report mouse muldoon July 25, 2018 8:17 PM BST
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Report GHOSTOFALEXBIRD July 25, 2018 8:21 PM BST
Be like a lillyCool
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 8:24 PM BST
Be one with the lilly
Report Willie Shafter. July 25, 2018 8:32 PM BST
stewy hit a purple patch?  diesel on road?
Report dopeyone July 25, 2018 8:34 PM BST
hemmaroids on tony's Cumberland ring
Report stewarty b July 25, 2018 8:42 PM BST
stewy hit a purple patch?  diesel on road?



Aye stevey lad, gallons of it. Still having a chuckle at that word.
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