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Did anyone notice Sheik Mohammed dip his fingers in one of the water troughs in the Newmarket paddock after speaking to Charley Appleby following Quorto’s win?
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Dunno, I thought this was going to be a joke.
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That one about the nuns and the font
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4 Nuns arrive at the pearly gates. St Peter says
"There are certain things you have may have to confess and seek forgivenss for before u can come in" " Have you ever seen a man's willy?" mother Brigette said, yes i have. "Then wash out your eyes with holywater in the fountain" "Have to ever touched aman's willy" mother Geraldene said Yes I stroked one once. " Wash your hands with holywater from the fountain" Just then there was a lot of scuffling and pushing for position amongst the nuns and St Peter said "please ladies, what's all the excitement about" Mother Mary said "well if i've got to wash my mouth out with holywater I want to do it before Mother Maureen puts her big fat arse in it. |
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 Aye that one |
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who is aman?
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It was to do with a camel and the eye of a needle.
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It is wiser for a sheikh to pass his seed through a camel than through the eye of a needle.
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I hate this religious crap anyway.
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https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=9WRS59A4kwEC&pg=PA80&lpg=PA80&dq=islam+dip+fingers&source=bl&ots=L-FEiKblCX&sig=yKJm0NwCEzaDdTiJKKBgdrGiXEg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjAj8yIpp_cAhVrLcAKHUezA3AQ6AEIhgEwFA#v=onepage&q=islam%20dip%20fingers&f=false
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8. Wipe the inner sides of the ears with the forefingers and their outer sides with the thumbs. This should be done with wet fingers.
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That's the one they're all reading in Durham jail mouse,the likes of Huntley and Bellfield have all taken to religion in an attempt to save themselves from the many hidings,Huntley is a woman now also.
Was just told this this morning via a prison guard at Durham,big digression here. He might've been doing that eyebrows thing wet your fingers and stroke your brows in celebration. |
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They half converted Tommy Robertson during his previous stretch but he recanted upon his release. Anyway there's plenty of islamic experts on chit chat who are much more knowledgeable on the subject than myself.
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They are having a national day of seething over there.
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Another digression Charles Salvador (Bronson) is still doing that thing where he greases himself up naked and attacks any prison officer until he receives a monster beating from the guards,he still wonders why he's in there
 I avoid those subjects after the TR thread on here  |
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The answer is probably something simple like Sheikh Mo had just had a KFC.
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had his fingers up hes arse
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had his fingers up hes arse ... and then he had a KFC
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Musn't have picked up the lemon wipes
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Did it coz he touched a white man
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Only turns up when he thinks he's going to have a big winner. Must be sick and tired of getting his backside kicked by the best operation in the world.
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naughty naughty.....very naughty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk |
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oh what a carry on.......
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