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I caught a 4½lb tench yesterday.
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Take your date for a salmon meal never fails
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Take your date for a salmon meal never fails
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mine's a killer whale no contest the thing that amazes me is she told me she always wanted to be a jockey must of loved carrying over weight or ridding horse back dont know if i can compete.
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just mek sure she washes her kipper
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Just wet wipes.
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If your gonna take her anywhere I'd think seriously about taking her up the wrong'un . With the current success of the England World Cup campaign they're gonna be dropping 'em in hospital corridors next spring !
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take her to macs ,you can get those car park coupons with a special offer on the back 2 cheeseburgers an chips for £1.99 ,tell her to take a seat and dont let her see you produce the coupon after all you dont want her think you are a bit of a tightwad ! also save wasting money on expensive bus fares if the macds is less than 10 miles away suggest a romantic stroll !
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........... and there speaks the voice of experience
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Beeter taking her to burger king, get the codes off hotukdeals for the cheap meals
AND unlimited refills on the juice |
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reynard |
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Which lady can say no to unlimited juice?
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exactly, it's a no brainer
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take her to bed
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What's so special about Luton or Dunstable ?
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Oooops , sorry , misread
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Agree with Reynards if she likes football take her up the Arsenall
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If she likes football the last place you'd wanna take her is the Emirates !
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all you men are real class on here
sure no how to treat a lady.Stayinin if you take notice of these on here you will be going home with you and your hand tomorrow night![]() |
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He will anyway , the whole thing was a figmant of his furtive imagination . Besides 'Plenty Of Fish' is all fake profiles .
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