Marts on Fire

How long does he think he can keep this pretense up?

Jul 4, 2018 -- 10:56PM, GLASGOWCALLING wrote:

if the writing on his bettings slips are anything to go by you will need an expert in heiroglyphics to decipher the speed ratings.. ( if they exist ).!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Fran%C3%A7ois_Champollion

One of Burkeys' ancestors

Correct Irish

Mouse, as long as he believes he wins and his lies are the truth overall he will never stop..

Marting, forget those having a pop. 8 bets in ten days and only two winners. Thankfully I'm not punting big at the moment but when I make a selection I always give it a mark out of 10 before I decide my stakes. Most have been sevens giving the lack of confidence so I keep the stakes lower than usual.

If I rate one 9....stand back and enjoy a good run from the beast. Will PM you if I can dig one out. Away to watch freeview channel 11....banged up abroad. Now. that is serious trouble.

Farting Marting?

Or Marting Ale?

Stewy, burkey's strike rate never dips below 60% in any given week.

Does Burkey use fenerbahce speed ratings in your opinion mouse ??

Yes, his scope is truly global afaik.

Speed skating more likely

Anybody watching 'banged up abroad'?? Surely the **** about to hit the fan?

I think I got the whole jest there. Some Americans said that the US should have made it ten bombs instead of two after Nagasaki and Hiroshima.


They repeat the same torture after they got off lightly? Torture must be in their blood.

mart you said you were a man of your word? didn't take you long to renege did it?

what an absolute embarrassment you are.

I must be going daft as I actually thought he would stand by his word, the sad truth is he needs the forum adulation/ interaction like a junkie needs a fix.sad really.

indeed.

am actually on fire at min best run I ever had.

its a pity it wasnt in the crem ydc.

You still gan aboot steve?

Mug punter seeks attention on a daily basis.

Maths savant knocks nails in wood for £10 per hour.


You are a laughing stock.

does it count that mart broke his word if you cant understand most of what he types?

Shut up muppets stevie I explained why I broke protocol ya yfdc. Dopey was spewing oot garbled distribe again ! Appauligies , stop slavouring stevie were as u are a failed pre race gambler who has found his niche , short short priced in running which suits your limited motoring skills , these years off space invaders when the rest of us worked for , while u where boot legging , have infact payed off stick to what you know tar , you know zero about bscking ore race or how to interpret are the strength of form , you look st the daily tabloid rating and others to judge it’s a common mystake used by dopey tve dope za za the incompetent ,  and Irish the full , no one of them cd put up a pre racing thread , offering insight into horses chances  all mouthing about others accounts but not one has put up any thier bets because , the fact is mr hotshot himself stevie we fail , that’s why they stick him in goals in the semi pro LG , cis he kept missing the target ! He found his place goal keeper ! Stick to what u are good at tar leave the exceptional forum gurus to stick up ore race , these trupheteers just blow out thier bsck sides and in shirt are useless not got a brain between them , Irish no wander his brain fried listing to rock music every day !   Last seen head banging in his car travling to work ! Well only one can rock on here ya plum it’s rock massiah ! So get into the swing !

Martin comes back to his detractors with a severe, full on right uppercut! Proud of you Martin, the same spirit as the late Jake La Motta!

Just saw your PM Martin. I like that combination. Will have a good few bob on it to get me back on track hopefully. Don't spread it around until I'm on please.

Actually when mart posts that he won't post for a month it's a lie, but only one of many so we are quite used to his ways.

I would think most people are like me, in as much as they don't care if he does or doesn't post and his silly little girls "promise" to not post is an example of how childish he is.

1.01 he won't be posting any ratings this month.

big aitch 05 Jul 18 07:24 Joined: 20 Sep 03 | Topic/replies: 3,686 | Blogger: big aitch's blog
Actually when mart posts that he won't post for a month it's a lie, but only one of many so we are quite used to his ways.

I would think most people are like me, in as much as they don't care if he does or doesn't post and his silly little girls "promise" to not post is an example of how childish he is.



big aitch, you cannot be serious? Martin is a bit of a 'celeb' on here. Take his tips as you find them by all means but the man is harmless and adds a bit of humour to the form imho.

Martin, I will only be having a nifty on your second selection regardless of how the first one fares. It has decent form and a decent trainer but personally I couldn't risk big money for one reason only....the jockey. g/l for the day.

* plus, only two places.

stewarty b: I couldn't risk big money for one reason only.......................

the only reason is it  PRE RACE.


His record is abysmmal

Following someone who got owned in his own pre race tipping competition where he came 2nd last really??

Big Mart comes out swinging, with the odd karate chop, watch them fall

Willie Shafter.
05 Jul 18 01:48
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am actually on fire at min best run I ever had.

its a pity it wasnt in the crem ydc.

Burkey must have been sat there chewing his nails dying to log in as I posted my comments which btw were pointed to Greg.

He just needed an excuse to log back in.... Man of his word ???


Stewy I saw a comment by someone (can't remember who) about you spun  king your money away on a daily basis.... aiaf you really think following Burkey is the way to go then your more of a DC than I previously thought.


As for Burkey being harmless give ya head a wobble man... He ain't called Billy liar for nothing..

geoff, I know what you are saying. I don't follow anybody unless I get a certain phone call. This debate has been going on for years now. I know all the stories about Mart but at the end of the day is he harming anybody? Nobody needs to back his tips. I'm backing his first today just to see how it goes. Nothing serious just a bit of entertainment.

What's the craic then? The liar couldn't keep to his word for even 24 hours?

Shock, horror....


Greg surely must be debating whether or not to bin that phone - Greg if you are thinking of going down that route please give it to some homeless person who will be happy to have it, and watch them try and decipher marts texts/emails.

TBF to Mart he said the same thing only a matter of a mth or two back that he wudnt post for a mth and i dont think he lasted any longer than he did this time so hardly a surprise is it

Greg surely must be debating whether or not to bin that phone


Good point. Why does Greg feel the need to post his 'slips'?

Greg surely must be debating whether or not to bin that phone


Good point. Why does Greg feel the need to post his 'slips'?

More to the point why does Greg not feel the need to post Burkeys losers

What sort of punter goes into a betting shop and takes photos of their slips in the first place, only to post up winners on here? Quite possibly a massive losing mug punter.....

He's like the bloke who used to shout about the 5 winners they had in the afternoon, without mentioning the 20 losers they also had.

The most tragic thing is not one single person on here would even be contemplating that Mart makes money punting - bar himself!!! Yet he still thinks he will convince people he does with aftertimed winners and constant lies.... Whilst going to work at 7am

spread on how many times he's gona tell everyone im a failed pre race gambler who knows fcuk all.

spread currently 120-135

Burkey will be reincarnated as a parrot as he repeats the same sh1te on a daily basis.....New material required imo.


He still bangs on about the so called 17k or whatever it was he made in 3 months and that it was well documented and put up pre race....When in fact reading the thread shows it is all fabricated tosh...

Stick to space invaderns stovie you no ja__ck

marts in a&e..scratched his head ans got a large spelk.

He makes something up once and it then becomes fact in his strange mind.

Willie you will get smashed to pieces with the spread that low, that figure is about how many times he said you done 150k (in the last month)...

Like I said, he's harming nobody and you can always ignore. Just as a matter of interest does Martin post his tips elsewhere? He hasn't told me to keep mum about his two for today??

Martin, if you're looking in am I allowed to share your'e first tip?

I'm genuinely going out to back Martin's first tip. The form seems to be there. If he doesn't post by the time I come back I will share it with the forum. Being backed I may add and yes it could be a shot in the dark but I told him only to PM me if he fancied one strongly.

Martin if yer looking in just a reminder you are a :

LIAR
FATNASIST
BET EDITOR
NUT JOB
CHALLENGE DUCKING
BOTTLER

Speed ratings guru my @rse.

big aitch    05 Jul 18 07:24 
Actually when mart posts that he won't post for a month it's a lie, but only one of many so we are quite used to his ways.

I would think most people are like me, in as much as they don't care if he does or doesn't post and his silly little girls "promise" to not post is an example of how childish he is.



I would like to think most people are like me, and utterly sick to the back teeth of the attention seeking lying fantasist.

Bit dodgy putting up Marts selection pre race, negates the option to lie/falsify/aftertime.

Apparently, Martin is on Facebook? Does he share there? Anyways I did fancy his selection and managed to get some 11/10 and the rest evens on Jonah Jones in the 2:30 Haydock . I was going to say I hope Martin is on to win a few bob. I genuinely don't know but I am. g/l all.

* It does appear some folk are sick of him and I can only imagine these are forumites who visit his threads frequently..

You think the 6lbs will close the gap between JJ & Hesslewood Stewarty ?

Before you answer I'll just say Hesslewood is my main bet today as I think it's a proper horse.

(Disclaimer - I have been known to get it wrong now & then :p )

Hesslewoods BFSP was 147 that day, suggesting a big run wasnt expected, 3/1 today, I agree with gutty.

gutfeeling, yes I do....

Dwelt and in rear, headway well over 1f out, ridden and stayed on well final furlong


Just that part I have highlighted must be worth a length or more and getting the 6lbs seals it for me. I may be wrong but no surprise to see this beast go off odds on.

For me both were alongside each other for the first 3f with JJ better placed as he had some cover which helps a inexperienced horse as they tend to follow those infront so travel that bit easier,

Hesselwood being inside/standside was racing alone pretty much as those leading for the first furlong him drifted towards the center of the course as soon as they could so his jockey had to be niggling him to get the horse to go a racing pace.

Hesslewood took 2 lengths out of JJ when both were asked to get racing (3f out) while JJ was left behind by those ahead of him so he wandered a little as he got some daylight to focus on and while JJ was running on at the finish Hesslewood had only just got going as they hit the line.

It's enough for me to think 6lbs that day wouldn't have changed the distance between them so I'd hope it doesn't today.

Think both would be suited by 7f already too the way both finished although I think the distance may have been greater if Hesslewood hadn't drifted left away from the whip (God I do tend to ramble on sometimes)

Best of luck.

Think both would be suited by 7f already too the way both finished although I think the distance may have been greater if Hesslewood hadn't drifted left away from the whip (God I do tend to ramble on sometimes)




Maybe, but that's what the forum needs.

Another mart pre race winner

Well done Stewarty b, Hope you had a good punt

Well done stewarty/mart.

Comfortable winner that.

Stewy now a convert

Not a convert tangle but Martin did plant the seed in my heed. It's likely I would have backed it anyways being my type of race and no 4.9% commission.

WD Stewy

Oi Oi,

OJC 05 Jul 18 14:33 Joined: 05 Jul 18 | Topic/replies: 1

Another mart pre race winner

Welcome to the mad house

Jul 5, 2018 -- 3:51PM, STATSMAN wrote:

Oi Oi,OJC 05 Jul 18 14:33 Joined: 05 Jul 18 | Topic/replies: 1 Another mart pre race winnerWelcome to the mad house

why thank you stat!

Walter Mitty got a new account?

OJ Cimpson?

Heard Marty lying low in connection with assault and battery in 5 bookmakers over last 2 weeks

Get back in yer box, still 28 days to go.

Police spokesman stated ‘m we are looking for someone with rather Handsom feechers , close soaces day he is know in the betting world as the massiah ! Appartly staff at paddy’s Betty 36 billies laddies snd betfair we’re left battered and brides and left licked thier wounds !   One staff members stated befure we new what hit us we left in awe and such deviststion

battered and brides

keep off the stellar imo

normally a police spokesperson can spell

He mouse a grand a day keeps mart hap hap happy only 28 days until he is unleashed ! . Waiting on a nice double up a grand already happy as a pic on sh—-t. Magic clueless Danny dopey donkey and za za the hopeless facts a dreamer as per sighing out the champ night night lady’s

Last grand I seen was a pic of Grand Canyon ! my spelling not so good is this correct massiah

Horse am waiting on runs in Irish land will win easy

Burkey1885    05 Jul 18 19:08 
Last grand I seen was a pic of Grand Canyon

finally you admit it

wicklows brave

Never gave Greg a phone more guessing I bought his son a phone no wander yeh cannie win u can’t find the basic facts

from carp phone warehouse?

I seem to remember you gave him £800 so he could buy a phone for his son. Was it Xmas?

Ha ha makes my achievements even more outstanding no one can be that good I must be lying ha ha trouble ha is really easy for me an am being serious cd do with a challenge it’s like taking candy of a baby these days

Thought Don't Touch It was a bit big in that, Grade 1 winner over hurdles, 5 Hurdles starts with 2 wins & 3 places plus 5 wins & 4 places from 11 starts at 2m.
25's if anyones interested.

Yes kenbo  that’s correct  indeed if I wd line to know tbe horse am waiting on ask dave he seen my bets  really doing fantastic last few weeks am doing all my shopping even payed my rd tax on paddy card it just never goes down just gets refreashed ya ha

I don't want to know pre-race. It builds the excitement not knowing, but I have a very good feeling that you'll win!

Mart what's a Paddy card?

Am stuck between a rock and a hard place my Irish friend told me to back a horse but I had abreast put a double on kenbo !  He told me to bsck poetics choice ew 12/1 7-40 bell. But am waiting on queeen rehab for the double m8 200 double 1st horse won 7/4

Paid your road tax? In that heap of sh1te you drive it must have been all of 8 pence.

Your grandad car is fir over 70s

Kenbo far too many bets today finished earky so studied form amigo 9 bets 7 winners plus waiting on double doing something right

no mention of cryptonite, ??

Get back in ya box ya lying turd

Said he was a man of his word when he really meant he was a turd.....full o sh1te

fatmart..a **** and a liar.

Crying here, FFS Dopey going in like Ron Jeremy after a few whiskeys

Gutty

He told me to bsck poetics choice ew 12/1 7-40 bell.


What a coincidence, finishes exactly the same position as you in your tipping comp - one from last

only 28 days until he is unleashed !

30 days exclusion and you're back on here already....Do you log in and then pretend you didn't ?? or do the fairys in ya head tell you ecverything will be ok..




MD nothing new there he's used to that position.

Mart you do have too many bets...but only screen shot the odd winner...too many losing bets inbetween them that you dont put up...the receipt numbers tell us that...maybe yu should tell Greg to remove them before posting.

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